FBI Releases All JFK Documents Except For The One That Says They Killed Him

Via The Babylon Bee

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — At the direction of the FBI, the National Archives has released all of the government’s documents related to John F. Kennedy’s assassination – except for the document that says the FBI killed President Kennedy.

“We are happy to finally declassify all of the JFK documents, with one tiny exception,” said FBI Director Christopher Wray. “We hope this will put to rest all of those silly conspiracies about how the FBI planned the whole thing, and I really hope no one ever asks us about this again.”

The release from the National Archives comes as the FBI has sought to increase public transparency and trust. “We believe shooting straight with people is always the best policy,” said Director Wray, his head tilting backward. “It keeps people from believing there may be some second source of information that’s being hidden. We hope this release will allow the public to see things from our elevated vantage point.”

At publishing time, the FBI had promised to also release further documents about the so-called “moon landing”.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 18, 2022 5:13 pm

The 2022 Nobel Prize in Journalism has been awarded to the editors of The Babylon Bee, for persistence and excellence in upholding objective truth, at any cost, in a world of power, corruption & lies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQkf_8OOp68
P.S.:
It was more CIA than FBI, plus President Johnson, and who knows who else. It was power, corruption and lies, vs. truth and justice, no matter the names of the conspirators, anyway, as ever.

Someday humanity will cooperate peaceably and honestly.

But not today.

“There is no ‘way to peace,’ there is only ‘peace.” ― Mahatma Gandhi

“Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest.” ~ Mahatma Gandhi

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  Anonymous
December 18, 2022 7:23 pm

You got that right. Dulles himself was in on the planning. The real Oswald told the FBI what was going on. It’s outlined really good in the book, “JFK and the Unspeakable.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  AKJOHN
December 18, 2022 8:18 pm

Roger Stone’s book, “The Man Who Killed Kennedy”
is also important, as well as
Judyth Vary Baker’s book ” Me & Lee”
and
“Dr. Mary’s Monkey:
How the Unsolved Murder of a Doctor, a Secret Laboratory in New Orleans and Cancer-Causing Monkey Viruses Are Linked to Lee Harvey Oswald, the JFK Assassination and Emerging Global Epidemics”
by Edward T. Haslam.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
December 18, 2022 6:00 pm

The BB is genuinely funny because it tells the absolute truth.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  Colorado Artist
December 19, 2022 2:31 am

I think they spelled CIA wrong…

It’s not with the letters F.B.I….

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 18, 2022 6:57 pm

Gitmo for every one that isn’t hung.

mark
mark
December 18, 2022 7:22 pm

This vid came out before Covid…there will be some ‘controversial’ parts of it…but if you want to know the 5 W’s and the big H of the ‘JFK HIT’…

The WHO, WHAT, WHERE, WHEN, WHY and HOW…go to past the first hour and just give it 15 minutes…if that doesn’t draw you in…go back to reading headlines, bumper stickers and scanning other short attention span news feeds. This is a deep dive. (Sorry Donkey…you have to spend the time yourself buddy on this one).

NO SHIT…I believe this includes the definitive details, names, places, dates and the truth of the JFK HIT.

Also, it exposes what I believe is the underestimated truth about the Bushes…all three generations. The last one I like to call the Shrub…relegated recently to just giving breath mints to Big Mike.

JFK to 9/11 | EVERYTHING IS A RICH MAN’S TRICK

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 19, 2022 9:29 am

Well that settles it the FBI head parasite says he has released everything so we know the exact opposite is true !