DALLAS, TX — In a surprise move, the Democratic National Committee has decided to support Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. with a nice rally by a grassy knoll in Dallas.
“It will be a picturesque setting, surrounded by nature and clear, open skies with perfect visibility for aiming down scope, providing the ideal backdrop for this historic occasion!” said DNC spokesperson Clyde Jeffers. “We can’t wait to launch his campaign with a bang. We really think he’s got a shot!”
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