Ron Paul Tells Fans He Is Sorry He Couldn’t Do More As He Seals Up His Bunker

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LAKE JACKSON, TX—Libertarian demigod Ron Paul apologized to his supporters on Wednesday as he sealed himself up in an underground bunker to weather the collapse of the American dollar.

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