Yawn – Yet Another Never Trump Loser Sucks Up to the Media

Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter

Yawn – Yet Another Never Trump Loser Sucks Up to the Media

If there’s a genre that’s worn out its welcome, it’s the self-hagiographical tell-all tome by some second-tier Trump administration hack who tries to leverage his track record of failure into a cash advance and some MSNBCNN hits fielding softballs from guys best known for punishing the primate on Zoom calls. How fitting. The latest example is Mark Esper, who would be the worst Secretary of Defense ever if not for the determined competition from the current one. I would not normally name this pompous tool’s ridiculous book, but his title is just too hysterically funny – “A Sacred Oath.” Yeah, he really named it that on purpose – pretentious, self-important, and so utterly DC that you need a heart of stone not to burst into laughter. I won’t link to oathboy’s book, though – instead I’ll link to my new book, which, in stark contrast, is based and will actually be read instead of stuck on a shelf next to the dusty musings of such comparable luminaries as Omarosa and Anonymous.

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Trump Appoints Conan The Hero Dog As New Secretary Of Defense

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trump has fired Secretary of Defense Mark Esper. In his place, he has appointed well-qualified military veteran Conan the Hero Dog.

“Best Secretary of Defense, maybe ever!” Trump said in a speech. “Our new Secretary of Defense is a very good boy — unlike those loser ones I’ve appointed in the past. Sad! I’d like to see Biden find a good boy like this but he never will because he’s not as smart as me. Also, he’ll never be president.”

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