U.S. — Law enforcement officials with the Federal Bureau of Investigation were overjoyed this morning to discover the nation’s most dangerous domestic extremists had helpfully labeled themselves with a strange black “X” on their foreheads.
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Do you think parents should have a say in their kids’ education? You’re wrong! Here are 7 reasons parents need to just stay away and let the professionals raise their kids.
1) Parents don’t know anything about kids: It’s true. Most of them don’t have master’s degrees in kid-raising or education. Sad!
2) Most parents don’t raise their kids to be unquestioning drones of the dystopian state: Very selfish of them.
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Hey! Are you a kid? Are you being raised by normal middle-class parents who love you and care for you? Uh-Oh, watch out! They may be dangerous domestic terrorists! It’s important to keep a close eye on your parents for suspicious activity so you can report them to the FBI if necessary. Here are 10 troubling signs your parents may in fact be terrorists:
1) They make you pray to Jesus instead of Dr. Fauci: This is a clear indication they are anti-science, since Fauci IS science, blessings be upon his name.
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First, they have orchestrated the indoctrination of a generation of our young people. In order to protect the power structure they created, many school boards are now calling on arms of the Federal Government to protect them. These boards feel that any resistance to their mission, or demonstrations at their public meetings, are acts of domestic terrorism. These people who we have been entrusted with our children have turned on us. They have gone too far and need to be reeled in before their philosophies are permanently entrenched. How have we gotten to this place?
