U.S. — Law enforcement officials with the Federal Bureau of Investigation were overjoyed this morning to discover the nation’s most dangerous domestic extremists had helpfully labeled themselves with a strange black “X” on their foreheads.
“Wow. This makes our job so much easier,” said FBI Domestic Extremism Investigator Chet O’Grady. “This morning our field offices across the country reported they had observed hundreds of people arriving at various suspected extremist locations, where some strange guy wearing robes marked them with ashes on their foreheads. Now we have thousands more suspects to monitor this year. Jackpot!”
The bizarrely marked potential insurgents will be monitored for terrorist activity, such as attending school board meetings and praying outside abortion clinics. “These sickos are capable of anything,” said O’Grady. “America can rest assured that we will be watching them very closely.”
At publishing time, the FBI had nabbed several suspected terrorists at a local church basement fish fry.
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Shooting at chiefs super bowl victory parade being reported.
Keep your false flag antenna up and do not accept the initial reports at face value.
Any national media covered shooting is fake. They are gearing up for new legislation I’m sure.
Just more melanin-enhanced chicanery. Guaranteed.
KC has been a black run shithole for 50 years with corruption in city government an everyday thing. Female police chief looked dazed and had no useful answers-perfect sign she is awaiting what the story is she will be telling in a day or two. Look for her resignation sometime next week.
I hand out wetnaps on dirty forehead day.
I’ve never seen a cross done that well by a priest on Ash Wednesday.
Saw one on a lady at lunch today that looked a lot like Mom’s in the picture. First time I have ever seen one so perfect.
Phone location data / Broker data loophole 702 – FISA
The very sad thing is that, in all likelihood, this is far more true than any would ever imagine …
The criminal element and the severely disturbed are running our Nation …
Come on, Bee. Step up your game.
“Chet O’Grady” your fictitious FIB guy, in all likelihood would be an Irish Catholic,
able to identify an Ash Wednesday sign, even if after a few pints at happy hour at his namesake pub located nearby.
At worst, a Protestant, but still able to witness how other hicks & micks atone for sins.
Maybe a more apt portrayal would be “FBI diversity hire Shaniqua Holmes, the new team leader for rooting out white supremacist terrorism in America…” began her career in law enforcement at the local level, working for the District of Columbia as a reserve cadet.
She was elevated to Captain after two years of service escorting defendants between the city jail and the courthouse. After 1 year at the helm of the D.C.P.D., Ms. Holmes was accepted at Quantico and fast tracked into the homeland security branch, on the referral of Kamala Harris. Once there, she attained the rank of Supremacist Task Force Team Leader, on the recommendation of a prominent member of the Martha’s Vineyard Homeowners Association, who also is still active in local affairs in and around the Beltway.
Her first major case involved eliminating illegal immigrants from the community, after a group of 50 had been bussed into the area from SW Texas. Full disclosure: Said illegal immigrants were effectively migrants seeking asylum in the United States, simply looking for a head start on a better life than they had in their former host shithole countries.
They are welcome to stay in America, just not on Martha’s Vineyard, except as groundskeepers, gardeners, maids, or handymen. Maximum allowed: 2.
(in total; for the entire association. NOT 2 per household)
With regards to white supremacists easily identified by the dark marks on their foreheads,
Ms. Holmes appeared before the press late today and questioned why these people used black marks to identify, and seemed to suggest the proponents of such identification appeared to be racist, as none of them were seen wearing the forehead mark in red, yellow, green, blue, or white. ONLY black, as in: blackballed.
Ms. Holmes said she would be recommending blanket prosecution to A.G. Merrick Garland, with support from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. Maxine Waters approves, as well. But, Hank What’s-his-name was not available for comment, vacationing on a cruise to Guam.
Thomas Sowell and Clarence Thomas were unavailable for comment at time of writing.
See, uncle Toms opinions and experience are unwelcome on this topic.
Couple more lines ya got an ash swastika. Sieg heil.
Oh, the irony……a symbol, a salute, an evil Aryan leader, and ASHES!!
OMG. The only thing missing is some juice.
No, you did not just go there!
Well, clutch my pearls Blaine. You mad? Don’t be mad.
Give me two snaps up. Loved it. Nothing was off limits, in living color.
Formerly known as Twitterers?
Formerly known as Twitterers?
I remember the good ole days when all Catholics acknowledged the treachery of the jew. And hated them for killing Christ. Now we have this judeo -Christian psyop the guilable goy fall for. See you all in the camps!