WASHINGTON, D.C.—After seeing Olympic gymnast Simone Biles’s inspiring decision to quit the Olympics right before the finals, President Biden has announced that he too will be resigning from the presidency to focus on his own mental health.
“That pretty little gymnast girl quit the Olympics, and that’s just inspiring folks,” said Biden. “I wanted to be President for myself, but after a while, I started to realize I was still doing this for other people. I need to take this time away to focus on my own personal issues instead of always trying to please others. Self-care, folks! Gotta do it!”
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