MERRY CHRISTMAS TBP FAMILY

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We haven’t had our traditional Christmas eve drunken shindig since 2019. Last year was when Southwest Airlines destroyed our Christmas trip to Colorado. The year before, we were all sick with covid. In 2020, everyone was too afraid to associate with us. Tonight we will be reviving the tradition, with family, friends and neighbors coming over to chow down on meatballs, sausage, lasagna, ham, turkey, chick-fil-A nuggets & mac n cheese, Philly pretzel tray, and numerous desserts. All washed down with beer, wine, and a plethora of other liquor options.

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HOLIDAY REMINDER

Remember if you plan to buy gifts this Christmas online through Wal-Mart, use the Wal-Mart buttons on the right side of the page so TBP gets a 4% gift too. It seems most people still use Amazon, since the Wal-Mart button brings in about $3 per month.

If you really want to surprise the doomer in your life, check out the TBP Store of Doom.

Who wouldn’t want to wake up to a We Are Doomed cup of coffee every morning?

burning_platform_logo, ARE, DOOMED, WE Coffee Mug

Or a more traditional mug?

And how about a Baby Boomers Eat Shit tee shirt in honor of our old dear departed friend Smokey?

Zazzle appears to be having a blowout sale on all merchandise today. Hurry!!! While supplies last and before Trump’s tariffs shut down my Chinese slave factory.