MAMA MIA

Where are all these people speaking Italian in Pennsylvania. They ain’t speakin Italian in West Philly. Ebonics is the official language. I’ve lived here for 51 years and I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone jib jabbering in Italian. I do like meatballs. Does that count? WTF is Tagalog and when did it become a language? How come Yupik isn’t a language option in high school? How can Spanish not be the 2nd most spoken language in Texas, Arizona and the rest of the border states? I call bullshit on this chart from the ultra-lib magazine Slate.

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