Zac Brown Band Asked to Change Lyrics to Country Anthem Chicken Fried

Guest Post by Skinny

After receiving back lash for their decision to place Transexual Dylvan Mulvaney’s picture on a can of Bud Light, parent company Anheuser-Busch green lighted a commercial featuring popular country band playing their song Chicken Fried in an attempt to win back their right-wing troglodytic customers who apparently enjoy beer devoid of flavor. LGBTQUA++EIEIO activists are not happy about this decision and have demanded the following changes to the song be made. If the company will not comply the activists are threatening to “hold their breath until they turn blue!”

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