Guest Post by Skinny
After receiving back lash for their decision to place Transexual Dylvan Mulvaney’s picture on a can of Bud Light, parent company Anheuser-Busch green lighted a commercial featuring popular country band playing their song Chicken Fried in an attempt to win back their right-wing troglodytic customers who apparently enjoy beer devoid of flavor. LGBTQUA++EIEIO activists are not happy about this decision and have demanded the following changes to the song be made. If the company will not comply the activists are threatening to “hold their breath until they turn blue!”
The original lyrics are:
You know I like my chicken fried.
A cold beer on Friday bight
A pair of jeans that fit just right.
And the radio u-u-up.
The changed lyrics are as follows:
You know I like a vegan pie.
Cold cosmo on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that tuck just right.
And a tranny on the ca-a-an.
No word from Zac Brown as to whether he will make the changes.
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Not only is there a shortage of good country songs being made , they play mostly crap on the radio. Ad revenues must suck.
The country music industry has been co-opted by the rap industry. MTV now owns CMTV.
I call it “Top 40 with a twang.”
Country rap: a match made in hell. Only in Amerika.
It’s why I have listened to the blues for the last twenty years. First rock sucked, then country sucked, but the blues is still good, for now at least. And I have enough blues I never need to turn on a radio again.
Boom-Boom-BoomBoom
I haven’t been able to tolerate radio of any genre for years. It’s like TV: garbage, trash, crap, and that’s before you are spiritually and verbally assaulted by the propagandatisements.
What kind of music do you usually have here ?
It isn’t country if they fake the accent.
Fresh outta Juilliard, meet Schmedley O’Countryboy, singin’ about your knuckle dragging Neanderthal smelly working class travails.
Oops, travails means something like ‘hard problems’, can’t expect a deplorable prole to know a fancy word like ‘travail’.
Have a Bud lite, schmucks, and enjoy the show.
Isn’t Travail a NFL player?
“Travail” originally referred to child-bearing (still does). See it in King James Version as ‘tribulation’.
That rewrite is worthy of Otis T Crenshaw. He should do a cover.
He is free to borrow it
This sounds like a Babylon Bee post or some real BS. If true, and Zac Brown does this, he can go hug a hoagie.
I’m sure he already hugs hoagies. What straight man writes songs about “a pair of jeans that fit just right.”?
Its a joke , folks
IDC what they do. I never drank their shitty Bud Light.
Sometimes I wonder if this is a way for Blackrock to profit from the stock losses on the way down then buy it back if it goes back up again.
Try Rocky Revenge or Widowmaker. Both good dark brown ales with about 5% alcohol content. As far from Butt Lightly as you can get. And they actually have taste!
The jewz that run rap music push glorification of gangs and prison, pimps hoes and drugs. Country music tells white people to go to work, drink on the weekends, watch sports , pay taxes and BE DOCILE. Imagine if country music told white kids to strap up with long guns and take back America.
Hate rap, can’t even listen to DaYuppers “30 Point Buck” I hate rap so bad.
The only country I listen to is old Hank, Merle, Waylon, Cash, Coe, Charlie Daniels, ….new country is shit
Hank Snow, Hank Williams, Hank Thompson. Ain’t no rapper named Hank.
They’re already blue…..and a most in-natural shade……
LOL
Always called Bud Pete’s Pee water.
Some Johnny Rebel might fix the problem…
How about the trans folx go ahead and hold their breath until they turn blue?
We won’t miss them.
I’d prefer to listen to these fine Russian girls:
What’s up with the mud?
I don’t know but at least they didn’t screw up the song by rapping for no reason