TOP DRONES OF 2014

MQ-9 Reaper 578-34The unanimous choice for Top Drone Of 2013 had another strong showing, but was unable to recreate the incredible run that set it apart from the pack last year, including its record-breaking 79 percent accuracy rate. However, there’s no doubt that 578-34 remains one of Operation Enduring Freedom’s best UAVs.

MQ-9 Reaper 578-34

The unanimous choice for Top Drone Of 2013 had another strong showing, but was unable to recreate the incredible run that set it apart from the pack last year, including its record-breaking 79 percent accuracy rate. However, there’s no doubt that 578-34 remains one of Operation Enduring Freedom’s best UAVs.

MQ-1 Predator 158-09This super-hot drone, which famously burst onto the scene last year at an Afghan tribal wedding, was back with a vengeance in 2014, racking up over a dozen combatant kills and only a single-digit civilian casualty count in July.

MQ-1 Predator 158-09

This super-hot drone, which famously burst onto the scene last year at an Afghan tribal wedding, was back with a vengeance in 2014, racking up over a dozen combatant kills and only a single-digit civilian casualty count in July.

MQ-1 Predator 142-92Many predicted the legendary 6-year-old 142-92 would be decommissioned in 2014, but the UAV proved to all the doubters that it can still do the job after using Hellfire missiles to destroy a line of trucks as well as the suspected neighborhood of a high-ranking Taliban insurgent.

MQ-1 Predator 142-92

Many predicted the legendary 6-year-old 142-92 would be decommissioned in 2014, but the UAV proved to all the doubters that it can still do the job after using Hellfire missiles to destroy a line of trucks as well as the suspected neighborhood of a high-ranking Taliban insurgent.

MQ-1C Gray Eagle 771-59After a rather unremarkable early few months of the year, 771-59 really came into its own in April and never looked back, killing at least two top ISIS officials and an undisclosed number of civilians. Talk about finishing the year strong!

MQ-1C Gray Eagle 771-59

After a rather unremarkable early few months of the year, 771-59 really came into its own in April and never looked back, killing at least two top ISIS officials and an undisclosed number of civilians. Talk about finishing the year strong!

RQ-4B Global Hawk 49While 49 didn’t receive as many plaudits or the same level of attention as its missile-equipped fleet-mates, it nevertheless had a banner year secretly gathering footage over Syria in November that will soon be used to justify a highly politicized increase in American military activities—paving the way for more armed UAVs in the region! 49 is a truly selfless unsung hero of this year’s drone fleet.

RQ-4B Global Hawk 49

While 49 didn’t receive as many plaudits or the same level of attention as its missile-equipped fleet-mates, it nevertheless had a banner year secretly gathering footage over Syria in November that will soon be used to justify a highly politicized increase in American military activities—paving the way for more armed UAVs in the region! 49 is a truly selfless unsung hero of this year’s drone fleet.

MQ-9 Reaper 323-14323-14 is a drone that the surviving family members of a suspected Yemeni arms trader, his wife, four kids, and two locals who happened to be passing by won’t soon forget!

MQ-9 Reaper 323-14

323-14 is a drone that the surviving family members of a suspected Yemeni arms trader, his wife, four kids, and two locals who happened to be passing by won’t soon forget!

Unnamed Lockheed Martin Weapons ProjectThough not officially acknowledged by Pentagon sources as actually existing, this advanced drone is rumored to have a vastly increased weapons payload and cutting-edge stealth technology. This is definitely a drone that you—and thousands of Middle Eastern civilians—will want to look out for next year!

Unnamed Lockheed Martin Weapons Project

Though not officially acknowledged by Pentagon sources as actually existing, this advanced drone is rumored to have a vastly increased weapons payload and cutting-edge stealth technology. This is definitely a drone that you—and thousands of Middle Eastern civilians—will want to look out for next year!

Via The Onion

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bb
bb
December 19, 2014 9:55 am

Beautiful killing machines. One day they’ll be used to kill Americans right here in the good old USA.

Wyoming Mike
Wyoming Mike
December 19, 2014 11:06 am

C’mon admin, not fair. BB looks like Einstein compared to Billy, and schools him regularly.

Stucky
Stucky
December 19, 2014 11:54 am

“I think that’s the 1st thumbs up I’ve ever given you.” ——— Admin

You weak, weak man! Shame on you. How could you???? Amerika IS doomed when even The Mighty Warriors Of Righteousness succumb to piss-ants.

The bb-goat-fucker drone.
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IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
December 19, 2014 12:10 pm

If you get into position to fire that goat fucker drone, I’ll bet he kicks you in both your nuts and throat before you can get a second shot off! Not exactly a stable platform!

El Coyote
El Coyote
December 21, 2014 3:03 am

Wyoming Mike says: C’mon admin, not fair. BB looks like Einstein compared to Billy, and schools him regularly.

Admin basically described bb as a beautiful trolling machine last year, a veritable electronic cockroach. Today he gives him a thumbs up. He sponsors Amazon ads that keep bb employed making those FedEx deliveries. With enemies like Admin, who needs friends?

Billah's wife
Billah's wife
December 21, 2014 1:22 pm

Hello El Coyote. I bet when you saw that goat pictured above you couldn’t decide whether yer saliva was due to hunger er lust. Billah done tol me the brown skinned mongrel like goats, while us true blood white prefer our little cocker spaniel named duke. Anywho, you better not spam me admin er I’ll unleash a psychotic shit storm of insults at yer gaggle of disciples. If there’s room fer blue balls, there’s room fer me.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
December 21, 2014 2:00 pm

BILLAH’S WIFE

TWAT’S THAT? I CUNT HEAR YOU.

El Coyote
El Coyote
December 21, 2014 4:18 pm

We prefer the word mestizo to mongrel.

Mexican nationals like cabrito – goat stew. The stuff stinks but tastes good with a few Coronas.

We pochos (1st gen Americans) consider ourselves traditional if we enjoy menudo once a year.

Bea, are you drunk?

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
December 21, 2014 6:07 pm

EC

EC says- ” Bea, are you drunk?

Let me translate my comment. This is todays way of telling another person (BILLAH’S WIFE),
TWAT STFU and stop being a CUNT because we will ignore you.