2. COMPLY when we give a “lawful order”. (ALL orders are lawful.)
3. RUN … and we will shoot you in the back.
4. QUESTION us with your “Constitutional Rights” bullshit, and we will taze you.
5. BLOWJOBS will be accepted and we might let you go.
Sincerely
CUNT (Copfuks UNited Together)
Llpoh
July 11, 2015 10:09 am
Stuck – your newfound tolerance of cops did not last long.
Stucky
July 11, 2015 10:18 am
Llpoh
LOL.
Well, I DID state that I would still reserve the RIGHT to call cops “copfuks” when they deserved it.
Also, that I would no longer say that I “rejoice” whenever I read a cop was killed. You even complimented me for that. In other words, I admit they are not all bad.
HOWEVER, 95% or more of cop stories posted here are about cops-gone-bad, aka copfuks, …. so it only SEEMS like I’m still intolerant. Feel free to test this theory! Post a Happy Cop story and you will see me erupting in orgasmic joy!
Anyway, your observation made me break out in a big smile.
IndenturedServant
July 11, 2015 2:30 pm
Stucky said:
“Post a Happy Cop story and you will see me erupting in orgasmic joy!”
Uhh…….I’m not sure I really want to see that. Actually I am sure I don’t want to see that! Please don’t make us see that Stucky!
Memphisto
July 11, 2015 5:26 pm
“Post a Happy Cop story and you will see me erupting in orgasmic joy!”
Sweet.
How can I order a few ?
Advice from a an attorney and law professor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc
STATEMENT FOR PERPS
1. OBEY us, you cocksucker!
2. COMPLY when we give a “lawful order”. (ALL orders are lawful.)
3. RUN … and we will shoot you in the back.
4. QUESTION us with your “Constitutional Rights” bullshit, and we will taze you.
5. BLOWJOBS will be accepted and we might let you go.
Sincerely
CUNT (Copfuks UNited Together)
Stuck – your newfound tolerance of cops did not last long.
Llpoh
LOL.
Well, I DID state that I would still reserve the RIGHT to call cops “copfuks” when they deserved it.
Also, that I would no longer say that I “rejoice” whenever I read a cop was killed. You even complimented me for that. In other words, I admit they are not all bad.
HOWEVER, 95% or more of cop stories posted here are about cops-gone-bad, aka copfuks, …. so it only SEEMS like I’m still intolerant. Feel free to test this theory! Post a Happy Cop story and you will see me erupting in orgasmic joy!
Anyway, your observation made me break out in a big smile.
Stucky said:
“Post a Happy Cop story and you will see me erupting in orgasmic joy!”
Uhh…….I’m not sure I really want to see that. Actually I am sure I don’t want to see that! Please don’t make us see that Stucky!
“Post a Happy Cop story and you will see me erupting in orgasmic joy!”
http://www.activistpost.com/2015/07/watch-this-officer-school-another-cop.html#moreM
Please don’t post any pics or videos of the eruption.
Give that to a cop and your next words will be, “Don’t tase me bro!”