Listen everyone, we love getting pictures from you guys while you’re at Walmart, but this isn’t a sting operation; you don’t have to go deep undercover stealth mode to get a picture of someone with the ass cheeks hanging out.
A classic ass vs. ass matchup. David vs Goliath. The known vs the unknown. Should be interesting!
If there is one thing we can all agree Santa Claus is about, it’s flashing just one titty outside of a Walmart. Merry Titmas everyone!
I hope you all go into your weekend with even half the swag of my man Willy the Pimp. It’ll be the best weekend of your life.
I suppose the silver lining is we caught him on a day he is wearing full leggings and not those booty huggers he is about to buy.
I don’t think you can drop off your dignity there. It seems you left that at your house.
Cute ottoman you’ve got at home, but my man’s leg rest couldn’t be any more literal if you tried. Take that bitches. Keep doing you my friend.
Our pals over at FreaksofFastFood.com love the McDonald’s restaurants in Walmart. We love how the cold doesn’t stop a great ass from showcasing itself.
The shocking part is that you’ve managed to already crack your podunk backup mirror already. Perhaps you should just stop driving.
Okie dokie, nice and creepy for everyone. Nothing like a muscular mannequin to give me the heebie jeebies today.
Listen, if you’re gonna be a zebra, then dammit be a zebra 100%. Don’t be buying your food at Walmart. Get your ass out in a field and eat some grass or something. Anything worth doing is worth doing right.
I don’t want to alarm anyone, but perhaps we should brace ourselves for when Mars Attacks.
Oh what’s that? For some crazy unlikely reason this sweet ride broke down. No big deal, I’ll just hop on the tricycle or the creepy baby shopping cart to keep this fun train moving. Fashionable and practical.
Guess that whole “shopping for your girlfriend” excuse just got blown out the window huh?
For real Walmart? Is this a thing now? This is now twice I’ve seen this BS. You literally have 3 employees standing there, how about we open up more lanes? You’re a multi-billion dollar company, how hasn’t anybody thought of that solution yet?
I checked thoroughly, there was no pot of gold at either end of this rainbow. Some dry scalp, possibly lice, but no gold. Sorry folks.
It’s like the camo and the bright green leg fringe things are double negatives here. They just seem to cancel each other out girlfriend. Pick a side.
Did you get stuck? Like do you need help or are you for real? Maybe you grabbed your kids jorts, got halfway up and said “Ah f*ck it, I’ll just go out like this.”
College bros everyone are about to (1) be hella jelly and (2) definitely steal this idea for a new beer pong variation.
Hey Bozo, I’ll give you a dollar if you just stay away from my kid. Capeesh?
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
Grown ass man wearing yoga pants and toe rings. Folks died and die everyday to secure his freedom to wear the latest in metro fashion.
Odd. I regularly buy some of my groceries at my local south Georgia WalMart. I’ve shopped at WalMarts in Louisiana and five cities in central and western Texas.
Fatties, yeah. But they’re everywhere. What I’ve never seen are the uber-weirdly as shown in “Freaks”. So where are these stores? I need to know where not to go. 🙂