And most of the big O’s 2.% is only because of obamashitforcare.
Lot of bad news about his health care initiative, but, we all knew it was created to fail.
Stucky
July 6, 2016 8:53 am
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie`s lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes.The Genie said, “Nope…Due to inflation, constant downswing, low wages in third world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So…What`ll it be?”Bill didn`t hesitate. He said, “I want to be remembered for bringing peace to the Middle East, instead of that other stuff with Monica, and Jennifer, and the rest of those women. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other.”The Genie looked at the map of the Middle East and exclaimed, “Jeez, Fella! These people have been at war for thousands of years. I`m good, but not THAT good. I don`t think it can be done. Make another wish.”Bill thought for a minute and said, “You know, people really don`t like my wife. Even though she got elected, they call her a carpetbagger. They think she`s mean, ugly, and pushes me around. I wish for her to be the most beautiful woman in the world and I want everybody to like her. That`s what I want.”The Genie let out a long sigh and said, “Lemme see that map again.”
Stucky
July 6, 2016 8:57 am
Bill Clinton died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?”Saint Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.”Oh,” said Bill, “whose clock is that?””That`s Mother Teresa`s. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.””Whose clock is that?””That`s George Washington’s clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that George only told 2 lies in his entire life.””Where`s Hillary’s`s clock?” Bill asked.”Hillary`s clock is in Jesus` office. He`s using it as a ceiling fan.”
Thanks Stucky. Laughter is some of the best medicine. Both of those jokes remind me of one I saw on ZH a few years back, about Harridan MacBeth, who was “the smartest fem in the world” and who mistook a boy scout’s backpack for a parachute…
Is it legal to use these type photos and captions in the campaign? Would it be possible to make paste on stickers and use them where Anti-Trump graffiti is scrawled? Could they be used as 5 or 1o second vidio bites on TV or pop ups on the net? I don’t live in USSA at this time but will vote. From what I understand Hitlery has complete media supremacy in paid advertisements and with her PACs plus the built in lovefest with the MSM the gap is insurmountable. If her face and quotations and some acid comments could appear like wild flowers or mosquitos, everywhere her natural tackiness could be revealed in full vileness. It probably would be a relatively low cost endeavor.
Undivided
July 6, 2016 10:25 am
Maybe Trump can turn it all around. But to maintain his traction in getting elected he will need to consistently engage the AWD (Angry White Dudes).
And most of the big O’s 2.% is only because of obamashitforcare.
Lot of bad news about his health care initiative, but, we all knew it was created to fail.
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie`s lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes.The Genie said, “Nope…Due to inflation, constant downswing, low wages in third world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So…What`ll it be?”Bill didn`t hesitate. He said, “I want to be remembered for bringing peace to the Middle East, instead of that other stuff with Monica, and Jennifer, and the rest of those women. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other.”The Genie looked at the map of the Middle East and exclaimed, “Jeez, Fella! These people have been at war for thousands of years. I`m good, but not THAT good. I don`t think it can be done. Make another wish.”Bill thought for a minute and said, “You know, people really don`t like my wife. Even though she got elected, they call her a carpetbagger. They think she`s mean, ugly, and pushes me around. I wish for her to be the most beautiful woman in the world and I want everybody to like her. That`s what I want.”The Genie let out a long sigh and said, “Lemme see that map again.”
Bill Clinton died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?”Saint Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.”Oh,” said Bill, “whose clock is that?””That`s Mother Teresa`s. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.””Whose clock is that?””That`s George Washington’s clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that George only told 2 lies in his entire life.””Where`s Hillary’s`s clock?” Bill asked.”Hillary`s clock is in Jesus` office. He`s using it as a ceiling fan.”
Thanks Stucky. Laughter is some of the best medicine. Both of those jokes remind me of one I saw on ZH a few years back, about Harridan MacBeth, who was “the smartest fem in the world” and who mistook a boy scout’s backpack for a parachute…
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Is it legal to use these type photos and captions in the campaign? Would it be possible to make paste on stickers and use them where Anti-Trump graffiti is scrawled? Could they be used as 5 or 1o second vidio bites on TV or pop ups on the net? I don’t live in USSA at this time but will vote. From what I understand Hitlery has complete media supremacy in paid advertisements and with her PACs plus the built in lovefest with the MSM the gap is insurmountable. If her face and quotations and some acid comments could appear like wild flowers or mosquitos, everywhere her natural tackiness could be revealed in full vileness. It probably would be a relatively low cost endeavor.
Maybe Trump can turn it all around. But to maintain his traction in getting elected he will need to consistently engage the AWD (Angry White Dudes).
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