I LIKE TURTLES

Sorry for posting all the articles so late, but I’ve been swimming with turtles and drinking rum all day. The thought of saying fuck the traffic on the Schuykill Expressway and West Philly crossed my mind thirty times today. Why shouldn’t we just move to St. Thomas and drink, swim, and sit in a lounge chair? I’m having a hard time coming up with reasons. Maybe it’s the rum.