I LIKE TURTLES

Sorry for posting all the articles so late, but I’ve been swimming with turtles and drinking rum all day. The thought of saying fuck the traffic on the Schuykill Expressway and West Philly crossed my mind thirty times today. Why shouldn’t we just move to St. Thomas and drink, swim, and sit in a lounge chair? I’m having a hard time coming up with reasons. Maybe it’s the rum.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
November 19, 2012 5:57 pm

admin

Haven’t you read “Don’t Stop the Carnival”. Eventually all white men go crazy in the islands and do something really stupid and get killed or have to leave.

Aren’t those turtles beautiful when they’re swimming? Theyr’e almost like birds.

Eddie
Eddie
November 19, 2012 5:58 pm

Me above.

llpoh
llpoh
November 19, 2012 6:07 pm

Admin – what are you complaining about. What, with all your ad revenue, you should be able to make up the $2 in around a month or so.

Davos
Davos
November 19, 2012 7:06 pm

“just move to St. Thomas and drink, swim, and sit in a lounge chair”

+1 !!!

Toss your computer in with the turtles too, relax, drink, fuck this place before it fucks you!

SAH
SAH
November 19, 2012 8:15 pm

Oh my fucking god, AWD – that is hands down the worst thing I’ve ever seen. I’m going to go gouge my eyes out with a red hot fire poker now. Shit, so NOT cool man.

AWD
AWD
November 19, 2012 8:52 pm

Those are men, btw, men on admin’s cruise ship

sangell
sangell
November 19, 2012 9:24 pm

Run into one of these mississippi alligator snapping turtle and your love will quickly turn to fear.

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Kill Bill
Kill Bill
November 19, 2012 9:27 pm

Just come to Texas admin, Im sure you will like swimming with the snapping turtles in the zero visibility muddied fresh water ponds after soaking your cortex in grog

fool on the hill
fool on the hill
November 19, 2012 9:36 pm

Snappers are great!!

The soup kind aint bad either.

Wyoming Mike
Wyoming Mike
November 20, 2012 11:18 am

Don’t worry Jim,

Made a $35 amazon purchase the other night, there’s your 2 bucks back.

AWD
AWD
November 20, 2012 5:41 pm

I bought this turkey off amazon, for thanksgiving. Somehow, I just couldn’t resist it….

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Bill
Bill
November 20, 2012 6:23 pm

I bought this turkey off amazon, for thanksgiving. Somehow, I just couldn’t resist it -AWD

Isnt this all you see at work? =)

Dorkus Maximus
Dorkus Maximus
November 20, 2012 8:35 pm