KING GEORGE LIVES IN WASHINGTON DC

Some good lines from Casey in this one, like:

“The government is the single greatest threat to an individual’s life, liberty, property, and even his pursuit of happiness.”

Doug Casey on the 4th of July

Editor’s Note: This conversation was recorded on July 2nd and refers to the 4th in the future tense. This is not a material point, so we’ve left it as is.

L: Hola, Doug. You know I’m not the angry type: I don’t tend to walk around with a chip on my shoulder. Still, I find myself irritated around this time of year, as person after person wishes me a happy “4th of July” – as though the passage of the fourth day of this or any month had any significance whatsoever. It’s Independence Day. Successful rebellion against tyranny is what all the fireworks are about, not just some random long weekend that gives people more time to drink beer and distract themselves from maxed-out credit cards with fireworks. What do you make of this annual showcase of doublethink?

Doug: I totally agree with you. One particular irony is that real fireworks are basically illegal these days. We are supposed to be celebrating the fact that individual farmers, coopers, and carpenters had the firepower to throw off their government – in a society that now disallows the average individual to own more than sparklers.

L: Well, there are loopholes. I buy my fireworks on an Indian reservation. Mostly high-lofting mortars, the biggest I can get. I’ve got a half-kilo “cake” type firework here.

Doug: Really? That’s great! I wonder if you could hit anything with those mortars… When I was a kid, we’d make real mortars by dropping a big firecracker down a pipe planted in the ground, and then dropping a marble with another big firecracker glued to it down the pipe. Primitive, and a bit risky, but fun practical science for any grade-school kid.

L: Hm. I’m not sure I could hit anything if I tried. These are pretty hefty for civilian use; the launch tubes are not the usual cardboard, but some sort of tough resin polymer, and the mortar rounds weigh between five and six ounces. But there are no fins on the rounds, and the launch tubes are not rifled, so I doubt they’d be very accurate. In my younger days, I might have done some tests to see what I could blow up with one, but my little ones get such a kick out of seeing them go off in the sky, that’s where they’ve all gone.

But I take your point. It is ironic that I have to find a scrap of land populated by the descendants of the people who lived here first to buy supplies – all made in China – to celebrate the imaginary freedom of the descendants of those who crushed them and took their land.

Doug: The sad history of American Indians is a topic we can get into another time. It’s the imaginary freedom you mention that I’d like people to think about now, as they decide whether to celebrate “Independence Day,” or the “4th of July.”

L: What percentage of U.S. citizens even think about the meaning of Independence Day on the fourth of July?

Doug: Whatever it is, I would say it’s smaller than the percentage of so-called Americans who’ve actually read the Declaration of Independence.

L: That’s not many.

Doug: The correct statistical term is “teeny-weeny.” And sadly, in a country where you can’t even light a sparkler 364 days a year without the neighbors calling a SWAT team in on you, the chances of the people rising up as commemorated on July 4 are… trivial to nonexistent. It’s a pity how the political class can lord it over the serfs, because the serfs are still well fed.

L: Setting us up for a long “history of repeated injuries and usurpations.”

Doug: That is, after all, what the state does for a living – including the one in the U.S. We should talk about that. There are a number of points in the original “Unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America” [Ed. note: capitalization, including “united,” as in original] that are worth thinking about today. I strongly recommend reading the whole thing to all our readers, and all people around the world – it takes no more than ten minutes. Despite the fact that everyone has heard of the Declaration, and despite the fact that it contains very important ideas, almost nobody has actually read it – including the pompous talking heads who pontificate in the media about “America’s birthday.” Regrettably, America has largely ceased to exist, having been replaced by the United States.

L: Or the United State. I’m with you on this one: The Declaration of Independence is a good read, and many, if not most of Jefferson’s grievances against old King George are just as applicable to the U.S. government today. Let’s talk specifics.

Doug: Specifics are critical, as is precision in defining words and ideas; it’s part of what differentiates intelligent discourse from a rant. Let me start off by saying that the Declaration adopted by the Continental Congress on July 4, 1776, is not perfect. Right off the bat, the Declaration says: When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another … But the American states were not one people – anything but. Different religions, different languages, different traditions, different customs – and that’s just among the European inhabitants.

When the American Revolution started, it was in many ways a civil war as well. As it turns out, only about a third of the European population of the colonies actually wanted to sever their connection to the crown of England. It was rather bold for the men who assembled themselves in congress to presume to speak for “the people” and set them on such a dangerous and costly course – that of war. It was a huge arrogance, and an object lesson exploding the myth that the so-called representatives of the people actually represent the will of the people. A lot of black slaves, and even Indians, enlisted with the British against the Americans.

L: I’ve read that too. And many of the loyal British subjects who did not want to partake of rebellion found themselves surrounded by enemies and eventually on foreign soil in their own homes. A good bunch of them ended up moving to what became Toronto, and the Queen of England is still nominally the Canadian head of state.

Doug: That likely wouldn’t be the case if Benedict Arnold had succeeded at the first U.S. invasion of Canada, in 1775. But British sympathizers had to leave under very… unpleasant circumstances, not the least of which being leaving their property behind. It could have worked out worse for them, of course – look what happened a few years later with the French revolution. Maybe we should talk about that, come quatorze juillet. But the point is that the Declaration was not quite as unanimous as many would like to believe. I say that in the interest of intellectual honesty, even though I’m a big fan of the sentiments in the Declaration.

L: Fair enough. I also think it’s important because people who speak of “unifying” the country today – who imagine they can get everyone working together under some brave new banner – are dreaming. It’s just as crazy a dream as the Soviets had, when they imagined their next five-year plan would unite all the workers to pull unanimously in one direction.

Doug: I’m congenitally suspicious of anybody who wants to “unite” people. Most often they’re collectivists who want everybody to follow the party line, become lemmings, and drink the Kool-Aid. Horrible busybodies.

Anyway, the next famous line I think is particularly worth looking at is that of the unalienable rights: Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” I note that in the Individual Declaration of Independence you wrote in 1996, you amended it to: “Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Property and Happiness.” We should link to your Declaration, so people can see what I’m talking about. I wish the original had the same emphasis on property you put in.

L: Well, I should explain that I declared independence from the U.S. approximately 15 years ago because I’d had enough of the long history of abuses and usurpations of the day – particularly the Waco massacre. As you note in your first point, I didn’t think my fellow Americans would unite as one people to oppose murder and mayhem paid for with tax money extracted from us by force. I also did not – and do not – believe it was necessary for me to wait for or have anyone else’s approval. I did not apply for citizenship elsewhere. So, in my view, I am not a U.S. citizen; I am a sovereign individual.

This may seem rather fantastic, in the literal sense of the word, to most people. I’m aware that the U.S. government never replied to nor acknowledged the Declaration I published – with the same sincerity and perhaps more honesty than the Continental Congress published its Declaration. Uncle Sam still considers me a tax slave, along with the rest of the herd. But to me it was more than symbolic: It cleared any mental clutter that might have prevented me from my pursuit of Life, Liberty, Property, and Happiness… It opened the door for me to become an International Man.

Doug: I congratulate you on being ahead of the curve on that… Although I suspect that if you sent it to them today – now that the ridiculous Forever War on Terror has been declared and the Department of Homeland Security established – you might have to deal with a dawn raid on your house. The Declaration of Independence has become a piece of subversive and seditious literature, and those who take it seriously… should be careful. 

L: Thanks, but now back to your point. It is my understanding that Jefferson actually did originally write “Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Property.” But, as you say, there was not unanimity on the idea of declaring independence, and the declaration was amended a lot before it eventually passed. For some reason that escapes me at the moment, the pursuit of property was changed to the pursuit of happiness. I also understand that Jefferson had originally included language that would have freed the slaves, but that was struck to the gain the votes of the southern states, and that Jefferson predicted there would be trouble over the issue within a hundred years – just about the time when the War Between the States erupted.

Doug: I didn’t know that.

L: You still don’t – you just have my assertion. But 1776, the play, has an entertaining and educational telling of the story. At any rate, I got my idea for the pursuit of property – an essential human right – from Jefferson.

Doug: Well said. A pity they removed it – just goes to show there were cracks in the Liberty Bell before it had been rung.

L: [Chuckles] Okay, what next?

Doug: The part where it says that, whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it …We’ve talked about the War Between the States already, but I think it’s worth pointing out that this language basically guaranteed the right of the southern states to withdraw from the union. It just goes to how the Declaration had become a dead letter long before today. Most of what the colonists complained the king was doing is now being done – and to a vastly greater degree – by the U.S. government.

L: I see it that way too: Southerners did not march under the banner of ensuring the survival of slavery, but “states’ rights.” That term has negative associations these days, but at the time, those states thought of themselves as independent countries that had a right – guaranteed in the founding documents of the union – to leave that union when they no longer saw it to be to their benefit.

Doug: Yes… I don’t recall how Lincoln, who was a good rhetorician, finessed that point.

L: I think that just like a politician today, he largely ignored it. I don’t think anyone could logically get out of it. Instead, the argument was that “a house divided cannot stand.” And that European powers would take advantage of a divided America and attack.

Doug: Irrelevant to the point, and wrong to boot. At any rate, I think it’s worth reiterating that when the cost of participating in any society exceeds the benefits of belonging to that society, people have the right to remove themselves. That can be individually, as you did – if only in principle and theory – or in groups. But in the latter case, I’d say it has to be truly unanimous for all members of a group. No one should be forced to be part of a union they object to.

L: That’s probably going to sound logical, but impractical to many people. Perhaps we should refer them to our conversation on anarchy.

Doug: It’s a pity that the words “principles” and “politics” sound contradictory when used in the same sentence. The next bit I think is worth another look states: mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. It’s like the old saw: “Better the devil you know than the one you don’t.” People know that things can always be worse, and as bad as the situation is in the U.S. today, it’s definitely true that it could be worse.

L: It hasn’t gotten to the point where we would be arrested for having this conversation.

Doug: Yes, but for how long? Maybe we should talk faster… At any rate, people in the U.S. still enjoy a relatively high standard of living, even if that’s largely because they’re living off of capital and debt. It’s enjoyable living in a paradise, even if it’s a fool’s paradise. So of course they are reluctant to see serious change. Things might get worse.

L: I’ve never taken that part of the Declaration to have been an argument. I don’t think Jefferson thought there shouldn’t be change more often – his writings show that he expected tyranny to grow back and have to be overthrown frequently. I see it as a psychological observation on his part; it’s just the way people are that they will put up with a great deal of injustice – until it becomes unbearable for a critical mass among the population. The status quo has momentum, and there are psychological reasons for this. A revolution or big social change generates a lot of costs and uncertainties, both of which people avoid. Real change comes at such a high price, people put it off as long as they can.

Doug: Agreed. I think that’s a correct statement of fact in the Declaration, and I’m afraid it’s bearish for the U.S., because it seems pretty clear that as bad as things are for many people, we have not yet gotten to the point where a large fraction of the population would actually consider overthrowing the government by force. Things will have to get much worse before they can get better. That’s what Lenin meant when he said “The worse it gets, the better it gets,” although his intentions were not good. But that’s further proof of how dangerous revolutions are.

L: As long as the rent-to-own furniture fills the living room, American Idol remains on the flat screen, and the minimum payments on the credit cards cover this weekend’s fun, why should we expect the masses to get out on the street and face real danger? The gilding has not yet come off the bars on the cage.

Doug: Yes, well, we’ll see how things look in a few years when a majority of the population can’t make its minimum payments and has to confront the grim reality of downsizing its lifestyle. We should come back to this at the beginning of July in 2014. I’ve got a feeling we’re going to look back at July 4, 2011 as the good old days.

L: I’ll try to remember that – if we’re still having these conversations.

Doug: A foreboding thought… So next we come to the long list of grievances the colonials had against King George. As written, some of them are just issues of the day, such as the rather quaint one accusing the king of “bring(ing) on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.” But most of them really ring a bell. It’s striking how applicable they still are today. Or are again today, if you update them for modern times, as you did in your Individual Declaration of Independence.

L: For example?

Doug: If you change “He” for King George to “It” for the U.S. government, you get things like:

It has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither …

As we discussed in our conversation on immigration, that’s certainly still true today. But this isn’t a good example because, I fear, most voters in the U.S. are anti-immigration and want to bar the doors. So, a better example would be:

It has made Judges dependent on its Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

The federal judiciary system today is thoroughly corrupt – perhaps even more so than the King’s judges were in 1776. The U.S. government employs both judges and prosecutors – that’s a clear conflict of interest right there. Federal judges – prominently including those on the Supreme Court – are appointed, not elected. That makes it almost impossible to hold them accountable for their decisions. And they’re all employees of the state – even the elected ones. Prosecutors are also state employees; they get promoted and further their political careers by securing convictions. The incentive in this system is not to secure justice, but to secure convictions. And the police are also state employees, of course. When the government is the plaintiff, prosecutor, and judge, defendants are at a huge disadvantage, as they were back in King George’s day.

L: Can you back that up?

Doug: I don’t have current stats, but last I saw, the conviction rate in federal cases was over 90 percent – an accuracy rate that defies belief for an organization that can’t even deliver the mail reliably. Grand juries are a sham – it’s no joke that a DA can get them to indict a ham sandwich. And our attorneys general have been a parade of goons for years: Ashcroft, Reno, Holder – these people could have worked quite happily in Auschwitz.

It is very, very dangerous that the government – not private citizens against one another – now brings the majority of the cases filed in court. Especially since, if memory serves, the only two crimes enumerated in the Constitution are treason and counterfeiting. But that’s a subject for another day.

One more thing I would add: There is private arbitration in the U.S. It’s much cheaper, faster, and more ethical than the government system – I strongly encourage people to put “consent to arbitration” clauses in their contracts and use the private systems for justice.

L: They could start by looking up the American Arbitration Association. Okay, any more examples?

Doug: Yes; see if this sounds familiar:

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass [sic] our people, and eat out their substance.

It’s particularly egregious to see ourselves back in this same pickle. We have a largely unauthorized and unaccountable fourth branch of government in all the alphabet soup agencies: ATF, FBI, DEA – now DHS – DOL, DOA, DOE, DOC, IRS, FDA, SEC, and on and on. These parasites literally swarm over the countryside, making it all but impossible for an honest man to earn a living off the sweat of his brow.

L: It’s sad, really… I realize that 235 years is a long time, but it’s amazing that the descendants of people who rose up against their government over a three pence per pound tea tax, or whatever it was, exactly, now submit to 30% life-confiscation (taxes) – or even 63.4% life-confiscation, if you go by “cost of government.” Who are these people? How can they celebrate “the 4th of July” without an inkling of how deeply they betray the revolution they toast?

Doug: Well, lapdogs are descended from wolves. I suppose they imagine themselves as sons of wolves, not lapdogs, even though they’ve actually evolved into a different species – as have Americans.

L: [Sighs] Ouch. My take is that generations of propaganda and government schooling have destroyed the average U.S. citizen’s ability to engage in real, critical thinking and inculcated a culture of dependence and entitlement. Maybe not a separate species, but this is not a problem that can be fixed in a day, nor with the simple turning of a new page. It would take a lot of re-education, de-programming, or maybe just generations of facing harsh economic realities to really regain the independent American spirit that made America great.

Doug: Let me stand corrected. Lapdogs are only a different breed, not a different species. Released from captivity, their descendents would revert to type—if you assume they survived long enough to do so. People have been taught to be good little cogs in the wheel. They call it being patriotic. And I agree with you that there’s no quick fix for generations of cultural decay; there is no political solution. It doesn’t matter who gets elected today; no one who can get elected could do what needs to be done. Even having a revolution today wouldn’t fix anything; given what the average citizen feels, thinks, and believes, we’d only end up with something worse.

L: We’d get Robespierre, not Jefferson.

Doug: Yes. That’s why, I’m sorry to say, I fear any radical change in the U.S. at this point. Does that make me a conservative? Anyway, next we have:

It has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

And, among other related items:

It has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

Today, we have a vast and powerful military-industrial complex – not just militarily powerful, but sociopolitically dominant. Not only do we get treated to one counterproductive – and unconstitutional, if anyone cares – war after another, we get to pay $5000 for military toilet seats and similar abuses that contribute to the bankruptcy of the nation. We get roughly 1,000 U.S. military camps overseas, plus all those at home. The economies of whole counties rely on U.S. military bases, just as others rely on prisons. We also get increased hatred of Americans among the survivors of our foreign military adventures. Perhaps most dangerous of all, we get hordes of ex-military types who’ve become inured to a life of slavery and violence entering our police forces. These people have become a force unto themselves now, both dangerous and unnecessary, as we discussed in our conversation on the military. “Keeping the peace” has been transformed into “law enforcement” – this is turning the U.S. into a police state.

L: Where you can get thrown to the floor and hauled off to the slammer for quietly dancing with your girlfriend in front of Thomas Jefferson’s statue.

Doug: Or any of the other things David Galland mentioned in closing his Daily Dispatch Friday. And here’s one more:

It has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation …

Sounds to me just like the UN and all the U.S. treaties that subject U.S. citizens to foreign powers and interests.

Then there’s:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world …

We have tomes and tomes of regulations, as well as import and export duties and such things that have the same effect – and ever-tighter currency controls, as we’ve warned readers.

And this:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent …

Well, I sure haven’t consented to any taxes. We could do a book on that one.

L: Heh… Let’s see the IRS dismiss its armed branch and end its draconian punishments, then see how many people pay and how voluntary the federal income tax is.

Doug: [Chuckles] In my dreams… Another:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences …

Sounds like taking U.S. citizens to Guantanamo Bay and calling them “enemy combatants” so as to avoid the U.S. Constitution and any established law. Or, much worse, executing people based on suspicion alone. The Orwellian “Patriot Act” comes to mind.

One more:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury …

In the U.S. today, juries are absolutely denied the right to determine the justice of the law. In the past it was understood that they had not only the right but the duty to seek justice – not just to enforce laws as instructed by some judge. But we’ve talked about fully informed juries before. I consider this an unconscionable usurpation.

That’s enough of that; all of these things are unconscionable – even though they’re passively, supinely, accepted by the whipped lapdogs that Americans have devolved into. I think our readers will get the picture: The current government of these forcibly united states is much, much more dangerous and capricious than the monarchy our ancestors rebelled against.

But there’s one more thing in the Declaration’s closing thoughts particularly worth noting:

A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

That certainly describes the situation in the U.S. today. The government is not the friend of the people, nor their protector, nor their benefactor. The government is the single greatest threat to an individual’s life, liberty, property, and even his pursuit of happiness. It’s unworthy of the support people give it. It’s an entity with a life of its own.

L: Strong words.

Doug: I’m not saying we ought to have a revolution, because as I said before, in the current cultural and intellectual environment we’d just end up with something worse. But the fact that the fire is worse does not make the frying pan a good place to be. This is why the U.S. government doesn’t have to worry about me becoming a rebel nor fomenting a revolution; I truly believe it would only make matters worse.

It’s also why I’ve chosen to step aside from the coming troubles. It’s not that I don’t care about America – I loved the America that was – but that I don’t think risking life and limb will do the kind of good it did our forefathers. And I would encourage our readers – who are smart enough to see what’s coming – not to fall prey to misguided ideas of patriotism. We have no moral obligation to rescue those who try to vote themselves free lunches at our expense.

L: Has it ever crossed your mind that, particularly in a so-called democracy, people may actually get the government they deserve?

Doug: Yes, indeed it has. On a philosophical plane I’ve always believed that, with a few random exceptions, everyone gets what they deserve. Actions have consequences. It’s as simple as that. Cause has effect, what goes around comes around, and you generally reap what you sow. The residents of the U.S. broadly accept all kinds of unsound, unwholesome notions. Reality is going to reward them with a lower standard of living, and a lot less respect from other people. The universe isn’t malevolent, but it is disinterested. Residents of the U.S. will find that they’ve forfeited the right to consider themselves some kind of chosen people.

L: Okay then… Investment implications?

Doug: Well, as I’ve been saying, the more free and unregulated an economy, the more it’s possible to invest – that is, to allocate capital so as to increase wealth. But as the government grows in scope and power, the economy becomes less stable and you have to switch to speculating on the outcomes of government distortions in the economy. That’s the kind of economy we’re looking at for some time. Most unfortunate. But we needn’t be adversely affected.

L: No particular Independence Day plays, I suppose…

Doug: No. This is just a public service announcement. Word to the wise. Instead of wearing red, white and blue, people should wear black on the fourth of July, to mourn the passing of the spirit of independence that was once America’s greatest virtue and driving force.

L: Okay then, thanks for another somber, but, I believe, important set of ideas.

Doug: You’re welcome. Enjoy your mortars! I hope the police don’t mistake them for IEDs.

L: Me too!

DEAR PRESIDENT QUINN

George Washington (Lansdowne portrait) by Gilbert Stuart, oil on canvas, 1796 

ACTUAL PORTRAIT, SUBMITTED BY AVALON, OF PRESIDENT QUINN

FROM: SSS
Chairman, Senate Judiciary Committee
TBP Nation

TO: The Honorable James Quinn
President
TBP Nation

Dear Mr. President:

I read with great interest, and great concern, your recent press release to TBP Nation, where you stated, “I favor legalizing drugs and shifting our expenditures towards treatment rather than criminalization.” I am aware that you have some very vocal and strong support for that view among some of your TBP Nation supporters, but as chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, I hope you find the following of interest.

Article II, Section II of the Constitution states, “(The President) shall have Power, by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, to make Treaties, provided two-thirds of the Senate present concur.”

As you know, under Presidents Kennedy, Nixon, and Reagan, the U.S. has signed three international treaties regarding illicit drugs, all with the consent of the Senate. There are, as of 2005, 180 national signatories to these conventions, which are as follows:

1. The 1961 Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs. This convention was directed at cannabis, coca, and opiate derivatives, ie. marijuana, cocaine, and heroin.

2. The 1971 Convention on Psychotropic Drugs. This convention was directed at drugs such as amphetamines, barbituates, and LSD. Importantly, this treaty also states that nations have the discretion to substitute “treatment, education, after-care, rehabilitation, and social integration” for criminal penalties directed at drug USERS/ABUSERS.

3. The 1988 Convention Against Illicit Traffic in Narcotic Drugs and Psychotic Drugs. This convention strengthened the language in the first two conventions and added controls on precursor chemicals and international money laundering.

Your stated written position on illicit drugs clearly implies that you would not only abrogate those treaties, but also nullify dozens of federal and state laws which have been passed in response to our treaty obligations. That’s going to be a Herculean task, and, according to most legal scholars, one on which you cannot proceed without the consent of the Senate.

Abrogation of treaties by the U.S. is exceedingly rare. Here are the two most famous examples, both of which were abrogation of bilateral, and not international, treaties.

1. In 1798, Congress passed the Act of July 7, which pronounced the U.S. freed and exonerated from the mutual defense treaties signed with France in 1778. At the time, the U.S. and France were in a quasi-war initiated by France when it starting seizing commercial U.S. ships carrying goods bound for Great Britain. When the law was passed, France had seized more than 300 U.S. ships. In Bas v. Tingy, the Supreme Court decided that this was legal since it was akin to a declaration of “public war” against the French Republic, a power granted to only the Congress by the Constitution.

2. In 1979, President Jimmy Carter declared that the 1954 Sino-American Mutual Defense Treaty with the Republic of China (Taiwan) was null and void. Carter took this step when diplomatic relations with the People’s Republic of China were established. Enter Arizona Senator Barry Goldwater, who sued Carter on the grounds that he did not obtain Senate consent. In Goldwater v. Carter, the Supreme Court did not rule on the issue, essentially throwing out Goldwater’s suit. The court ruled that the issue was a “political battle” between the Executive and Legislative branches based on the fact that the U.S. Senate never actually voted on the issue. Had the Senate done so and voted not to uphold Carter’s decision to abrogate the treaty, thus triggering a formal dispute between the Executive and Legislative branches, then the issue would have been reviewable by the court.

So there you have it, Mr. President. You may take a constitutional path, which will involve members of the Senate, or you may adopt the attitude of Jimmy Carter and French King Louis XIV, who said, “L’etat, c’est moi” (I am the State).

I remain,

Your most humble servant,
SSS

P.S. Let’s move away from this legal mumbo-jumbo, Mr. President, and cut to the fucking chase.

The Supreme Court, in a 5-4 decision, just ruled that the state of Texas may proceed with the execution of Mexican national Humberto Leal, who was convicted of the 1994 brutal rape and murder of 16 year old Adria Sauceda. Here’s a brief description of what happened. Sauceda was found naked by authorities. A “bloody and broken” stick roughly 15 inches long with a screw at the end of it was also protruding from the girl’s vagina. Leal was high on cocaine the night he killed Sauceda.

I can hardly wait when “legal drugs” generate stories like this from coast to coast. Everyday. Guaranteed. Rest assured, Mr. President, I shall fight you on this issue every step of the way, on the beaches, in the air. I will never give up. I will never surrender.

Sir Winston Churchill portrait

RECENT PHOTO OF SSS

ROYAL FLUSH

 

Taking the boys deep sea fishing on the Royal Flush at 1:00. We plan on catching dinner for tonight. I have to give credit to my son Jimmy. Two years ago I took them deep sea fishing for the first time and he threw up for 3 out of the 4 hours. Last year he tried again. He only threw up for 2 out of the 4 hours. I thought he would trow in the towel and no go this year. But, he wants to try again. I anticipate some extra chum for the fishes.

 

THE FATHER OF PR MAGGOTS

The quotes below are from the father of public relations maggots. Edward Bernays was hailed as a master of propaganda. He wrote a book called Propaganda in 1928. He was an FDR/Kennedy liberal that believed a chosen few could manipulate the masses to believe anything. The arrogance of this prick was beyond compehension. But guess what? He was right. The government, corporations and Madison Avenue slime have used his methods to manipulate and control the masses for decades, and it continues today.

His major coup, the one that really propelled him into fame in the late 1920s, was getting women to smoke. Women didn’t smoke in those days and he ran huge campaigns for Chesterfield. You know all the techniques—models and movie stars with cigarettes coming out of their mouths and that kind of thing. He got enormous praise for that. So he became a leading figure of the industry.

The master manipulator in his own words:

“It is sometimes possible to change the attitudes of millions but impossible to change the attitude of one man.”

“The best defense against propaganda: more propaganda.”

“Those who manipulate the unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of. This is a logical result of the way in which our democratic society is organized. Vast numbers of human beings must cooperate in this manner if they are to live together as a smoothly functioning society. In almost every act of our lives whether in the sphere of politics or business in our social conduct or our ethical thinking, we are dominated by the relatively small number of persons who understand the mental processes and social patterns of the masses. It is they who pull the wires that control the public mind.”

“In theory, everybody buys the best and cheapest commodities offered to him on the market. In practice, if every one went around pricing, and chemically testing before purchasing, the dozens of soaps or fabrics or brands of bread which are for sale, economic life would become hopelessly jammed.”

“Propaganda is the executive arm of the invisible government.”

“A single factory, potentially capable of supplying a whole continent with its particular product, cannot afford to wait until the public asks for its product; it must maintain constant touch, through advertising and propaganda, with the vast public in order to assure itself the continuous demand which alone will make its costly plant profitable.”

“If we understand the mechanism and motives of the group mind, it is now possible to control and regiment the masses according to our will without them knowing it.”

 

LLPOH’s Short Story on What Employers Want in Their Employees

Given the size of TBP’s readership, it seems certain that a there are several hundred members who will be seeking new employment at any given time. The intention here is to provide a bit of insight into what employers are looking for in employees, in hope that that information will assist the members to land interviews, successfully negotiate the interview, and hold the job through the crucial first few months.

As an employer, I hire employees for one reason and one reason only – to help the company make money. I believe this to be a universal truth for all employers. I understand a great many people find this truth to be distasteful, and that some greater relationship, such as mutual loyalty, should exist between employer and employee. To them I say this: what you believe matters not – this is the way it is. Live with it, or do not. If you choose to not live with it, your lives will be harder and it will impinge upon a fruitful search for employment. So in your search for work, keep foremost in your minds at all times this thought – how can I show prospective/current employers that I will help them make money?

The Application

I do not wish to dwell on this area, but will only try to provide some generic advice on what I look for when sifting through job applications.

– I look for a cover letter specific to me and my organization, and do not wish to see a form letter.
– I look for a resume that is appropriate to the position. In other words, I do not want to see a five page resume when the person is applying for a machine operator’s position. Limit the resume to no more than two pages no matter what position is being applied for. Also, get it professionally done, no typos, and printed on quality paper (I recommend something other than plain white so that it stands out).
– I do not want to see that the person has job-hopped. If you have, try to devise a means of obscuring and/or explaining this. I also do not want to see a huge list, or any list, of personal interests. It will not be a positive, and will possibly be a negative if it leaves me with the idea that you partake in dangerous activities or so many activities that they may interfere in your work.
– I want to see what skills you have, and I want to know what you have accomplished. What you were responsible for is of lesser interest to me. A lot of people are responsible for many things, but accomplish little.
– I want to see that you can help me make money.

The Interview

Following is what I want in an employee, and these are the things that the applicant needs to address during the interview:

– I want an employee that comes to work. This is the single most important thing. I repeat, this is the single most important thing. Everything else runs a distant second. You need to get the fact that you will come to work into your application. In 40 years of work I have missed the following days of work: 5 days with pneumonia, 3 days with hernia surgery, 1 day with shoulder surgery, 1 day with a temperature of 104, 2 days with food poisoning. I have no time for people that miss lots of work – especially if they miss lots of single days. Miss a week with pneumonia or surgery – fine. Miss ten days a year one day at a time? Take that crap somewhere else. Some people think that this is harsh. I do not care – not one single whit. Come to work, or get lost. My company averages less than 1.5% absenteeism, and always has. That is three days per year per person, and includes long-term illnesses. As a result, I am able to very accurately plan and schedule my business, which helps me make money and compete in a world market. (There is that thing again – money.)
If a new employee misses a day of work in the first month, I raise an eyebrow and keep an eye on what is going on. If they miss 2 days the first month, it is unlikely they will maintain their employment.
– I am not recruiting for superstars. Superstars are too rare to recruit for. I am recruiting for hard-working individuals that come to work, bring a varied skill-set, and are willing to learn. I do not want to hear that a person can do everything – it is almost always bullshit. I do not want to hear that they are quick learners. Everyone says they are a quick learner. No one is ever a quick learner. I want someone who says they will come to work every day and who says that they are willing to learn and that they will keep at it no matter how long it takes. Funny enough, it is these folks that turn into superstars. People that apply and try to sell themselves as superstars invariably overstate their cases. Sometimes they fool me, and I put these folks in jobs where I find out that they are in fact not qualified. That costs me money. That is a bad thing.

– I do not want job hoppers. If I see that a person has held 5 jobs in the last ten years, they need to explain this in detail, and to convince me that this is not going to continue. This may be hard to do. But the best way would include an explanation that they were young, immature, and have reached a point in their lives that they understand the need to be stable. I spend a lot of time and money training and recruiting new employees. I do not want to see that money wasted.

– I want employees that treat the job and business like it is their own. That is to say, they do not waste money or resources, they treat equipment with care, they produce a quality product every time, etc. I want employees that do not waste time. Every minute an employee wastes cost me approximately $1. Really. Say I have 130 employees and they all waste 10 minutes a day (I am sure it is far, far more than that) that is $1300 dollars per day wasted. Or about $300,000 per year wasted. Of my money. I can stroke out just thinking about it. So I want to hear that potential employees will not waste time, and that they will care for the business as though it is their own. So in an interview say exactly that – “I will not waste time and I will take care of your business just like it is my own”. See how fast you get hired.

– I want employees that fix their own problems. I do not want employees that bring me a never ending stream of problems they have identified. Most issues are not rocket science, and the employee can fix the problem themselves. And I do not want employees coming to me every time they have fixed a problem to crow about it. Blow your own horn, but do it infrequently. I am not blind – I can see. Let your prospective employer know you are this type person. It saves them money.

– I do not want anyone that is a pain in the ass. I want people who treat others with respect. I do not want people who are complaining all the time. I have enough trouble running a business, and do not want to be a babysitter too. It wastes my time and costs me money.

– There are two areas that every employee has absolute authority over –safety and quality. Employees are empowered to shut down any operation that is unsafe or which is spitting out bad quality. I want employees that understand that this is the case – that they are not helping me if they allow unsafe practices to continue or allow bad product to get out the door. Bad quality costs me money, as do any injuries – and injuries can even get me in severe legal trouble. I want people to keep me out of trouble.

– In interviews, I am always concerned if the applicant focuses too much on working hours/vacation days/sick leave provisions/etc. Perhaps it is all reasonable to ask, but it worries me nevertheless.

This list isn’t comprehensive, but it covers the basics. As is evident, it all comes down to money – helping the employer make it and save it. Applicants that show that they are focused on this will be successful. It will overcome a vast array of other deficiencies. For instance, I employ several ex-cons, people with learning disabilities or poor educational skills, ex-drug addicts, etc. etc. etc. For the most part, I do not care about that stuff – I care about whether they help me make money. In many cases I take a chance on people if I think they can help me make money. When I take a chance, I know that the odds are that I will not be successful – for instance, drug addicts relapse. But then again all new hires are something of a crap-shoot.
Here are some examples of how applicant have shot themselves in the foot, and lost the opportunity of a job, or have lost the job themselves:
– In an interview, the applicant told me that they couldn’t work past 3 on Friday, as he played golf then. He was stunned when I showed him the door immediately.
– A receptionist called in sick with a migraine on her first day of work. I advised her there would be no second day. She couldn’t understand it.
– A young man missed 3 days in the first month of work. When I spoke to him about it, he asked me what my problem was as “it is only 3 days in a whole month”. I showed him the door on the spot. The young man’s father showed up to threaten me for mistreating his 23 year old son. That didn’t go well.
– A painter with “10 years’ experience” baked 2 high value spray guns in 2 days. Baking the gun cooks the paint inside the gun and destroys it. Adios, amigo.
– A new hire clocked out without notifying anyone at 9 and came back at 1:30. When asked what that was about he said he had things to do. See you later.
– A new hire was leaping off the top of a dumpster onto his ass inside the dumpster “to compact it”. Do not pass go on the way out.
– A new hire emptied the trash out of his car (lunch bags/ashtray/newspapers/etc.) onto the ground in the employee parking lot. He thought that was fine. I didn’t.
– A new hire started a fire in an employee restroom as a joke. I laughed and laughed.

So, in summary, job applicants need to keep in mind exactly what the employer wants, and needs to convince the employer that he/she will deliver the goods. The employer wants someone to help make him/her money, and who will not be a pain in the ass. It really is that simple.

I hope that this is some help to those looking for new employment. I also hope that those many members with great experience can add and augment to this post. I know that many believe that the world should be a kinder, gentler place. Perhaps that is correct. But it doesn’t help today’s job applicant, who must live in the current reality.