The Junior Administrator turned 18 today. He can vote. We’ve got one more onboard the Ron Paul bandwagon. This is his first birthday in 18 years not spent at home.
Avalon can’t stop herself from thinking of him like this. Tears are flowing.
I prefer to think of him winning his high school hockey championship. He is trying out for the Penn State Altoona hockey team this week. Good luck Kev. Channel the intensity you displayed in that championship series and you’ll do fine.
Happy Birthday Kevin!!!!!
I know you are probably too busy studying to celebrate, but remember your mommy today. And Jimmy has moved into your room and really likes it.
Fabulous tribute! You are truly a great dad.
Happy Birthday Kevin!
Thanks Stuck
I hope your son is doing better.
Administrator,
How many kids do you have? Three ? Kevin, Jimmy and ?
I know you have a sister, because I think I accidentally burned her a year ago. Judy, I think.
Smokey
Kevin, Jimmy and Michael
Judy is my sister in law (Avalon’s sister)
Moekinz is my sister Maureen
They grow up fast. One day you are pitching them wiffle balls in the front yard. Next thing you know they are swinging at mid-90’s cheddar in Division 1. Hope he makes the team, as having a student-athlete is rewarding.
My son is doing very well. Off all meds. Enrolled at Grand Valley State University to finish his music degree. Thanks for asking.
Stuck
That is awesome news. He owes it all to you and your unwavering dedication to him. A lesser man would have given up. You stood and fought for him.
Congrats! You’ve got to be proud to have raised him right.
I just hope I live to see my oldest reach 18! His latest trick is taking his dirty diaper off and leaving skid marks down the carpeted stairs! Must have learned that from his mother.
College, sports & a Ron Paul voter — proof that not only you did a good job but that apples don’t fall far from trees.
Davos
He is going to his first Penn State football game this weekend. I’m waiting for my invite.
Kevin,
Happy birthday! I want you to go out and treat yourself to a fabulous dinner and you should get yourself some new clothes as well. Really indulge yourself! Do me a favor, send the receipts to the following address and enjoy yourself! Use my name for the p.o.
submit charges to : Jim Quinn / Accounts Payable
P.O. Box 1520
Kulpsville, PA. 19443
Vinnie
That’s precious.
Who doesn’t like to poop on the rug?
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matt
Don’t worry. Kevin has a Lion Card charged up with money from my credit card. When it gets too low, I’ll get a call.
Maureen?? HA!!! That’s Ms. Freud’s first name. But, I call her “Munchkin”, cuz she’s only 5’1″.
Stuck & Ms. Freud
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He’s way to fuckin skinny. But other than that, you nailed it.
Stuck
I didn’t know you were Chinese.
Happy Birthday Kevin.
Kev should see a snoozer in Penn State’s annual opener against the weakest possible opponent – Indiana State? Is it true that Larry Bird’s great-grandson is the quarterback?
Robmu1
It’s almost as bad as playing Robert Morris.
Admin – He’s very good at testing patience. He still hasn’t figured out the pool table is not to be climbed on and the pockets aren’t for his toys.
Hey Stuck: That’s great news and I am so glad to hear it.. You’ve worked long and hard at clearing all the crap surrounding your boy and a new start is super!
Ms. Freud is 5’1″ ?? My God – with you at 6’7″, that makes her an ankle biter!
How goes the exercise wars?
MA
@Admin: Congrats on kicking one out of the house! I’m sure he’ll do well, considering his parents are top notch. You sure timed it right – 18 and out!
And thanks again for silencing that ad…
MA
PSU Football will have their hands full once again.
They play a couple of patsies, but they also play :
Alabama–#2 in the polls, 10-3 last year
Wisconsin–#10 in the polls, 11-2 last year
Nebraska–#11 in the polls, 10-4 last year
Ohio State–#16 in the polls, 12-1 last year
Iowa—– 8-5 last year
Illinois—7-6 last year
Temple–8-4 last year, but a weak conference
Penn State is a fucking giant.
They went undefeated in 1968, 1969, 1973, 1986, and 1994.
They were consensus national champs in 1982 and 1986.
When they ended undefeated and #2 in 1994, they were far better than Nebraska, who were ranked # 1.
PSU bowl record since the late sixties is 24 wins and 12 defeats.
They have flooded the NFL with great players for decades.
The quarterback of their 1994 unbeaten squad signed LAST WEEK with the Colts to back up Peyton Manning.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!!!!!!!!
GO NITTANY LIONS!!!!!!!!!
Here’s the lowdown on how Alabama ended up on the Penn State schedule:
JoPa sat down to compile his list of preferred opponents on a napkin – Kent State, Youngstown State, Akron, Eastern Illinois, Coastal Carolina, Toledo, UCF, Central Michigan, Southern Michigan, Northern Michigan, Eastern Michigan, Western Michigan, Temple, Delaware Valley College and Alabama…City College. He fell asleep before writing ‘City College’ on the napkin. The result is 2 blowout losses to Alabama.
It looks like the Smokey/Robmu1 smackdown has begun.
Robmu1 will have to keep an eye out on his flank for Cynical30.
Admin’s college didn’t have a football team, so he is now a Penn State fan.
Thanks, Muck. New starts ARE great! (I’ve had several myself.)
Regarding exercise. I am weak. A pussy. A wimp. A fucking embarassment to the male gender. A disgrace to the great Austrian nation. Schwartzenegger shits poop with more tone than I have. Kevin’s girlfriend could kick my ass.
So, I go very very early in the morning, 5:30AM, when no one else is around, and I do what I can. They say the journey of a thousand miles begins with a step. That’s all I can do. Take baby steps.
Joe Pa will probably still be there when Kevin graduates.
As a random contributor, happy birthday Baby Admin!
As a PSU alum – WE ARE!!!!! PENN STATE!!!!!!
Cynical30,
You are shitting me.
PSU alum—for real?
Those pictures probably embarass the shit out of him…
The Quinns are what America should be.
Happy Birthday, Junior Admin… remember to eat and drink water between drinks… less cleanup tomorrow.
Muck
“Ms. Freud is 5’1″ ?? My God – with you at 6’7″, that makes her an ankle biter!”
As the saying goes…”When you’re nose to nose your toes are in it. And when your toes to toes, you’re nose is in it.”
Stuck,
Joe Pa will be getting his second wind when Kevin’s grandkids graduate.
@ Smokey:
Yep, no shit. Shipped up there in 1995. What an awesome time that was.
Amazingly, our genitals match up perfectly.
Admin
If Kevin wants to make a few bucks I will pay dearly for tickets to the IU-PS basketball game.
Admin:
The kid looks like a stud. I would be proud to have my daughters dating him. They’re a little young for him yet. I bet he doesn’t have any problems with the ladies?
Administrator,
PSU is not loaded this year. Plus, the competition is strong.
My guess is they go 6-6 or 5-7.
Look for the Gamecocks to win it all this year. They may have THREE sit for the Heisman.
Their running back, Marcus Lattimore, Freshman of the Year last year, will be 1st string consensus All America this year.
Their wide receiver, Alshon Jeffries is already consensus 1st string All America.
The best player on their team is a freshman defensive end named Jadaveon Clowney. He will win the Heisman in a rout. He was the consensus number one high schooler last year.
He would START this year on any NFL team. Guaranteed. No exaggeration.
Don’t believe me? Save this comment.
Also,
No team will ever replace PSU as my favorite, but SC does not lag far behind.
I’ll tell you what. Their rivalry with Clemson is bitter and intense.
I can guarantee you that when Steve Spurrier was announced as head football coach at Carolina a few years ago, there were thousands of Clemson alumni assholes that started puckering up.
Happy Birthday Kevin. I caught an Anchorage blues band last weekend-they did a phenomenal cover of “Little Wing” & I thought of your top guitar solo picks. Study hard, dude.
Smokey, You think SC will be that good? I’d sure like to see them give the SEC powers a run for their money. Lattimore is a stud horse. That’s for sure.
The jury is still out on what my Missouri Tigers will do. We’ll know a lot after Saturday what their new quarterback will do. Blaine Gabbert didn’t look too bad with Jacksonville last week.
My expectations are tempered at this point.
As for the Heisman, I look for Landry Jones from Choklahoma, Blackmon from Okie State, and Luck from Stanford to be in New York.
Vinnie,
Missouri could easily end the year Top Ten or Top Five.
They should be favored in most of their games. If they can take at least two out of three, which is possible, from Oklahoma, Ok State, and Texas A & M—-that puts them in the thick of it.
I think Luck sits for the Heisman. I think Landry Jones gets sidelined from injuries.
SC has a legitimate shot. The SEC is very weak this year, for a change.
SC got routed in the SEC championship last year.
This year they will do the routing. They are loaded, top to bottom. Lattimore has put on 40 lbs in the weight room in the off -season. He is a fucking freak.
SC head coach and asst coaches typically poor mouth their team every year. Not this year. Spurrier says it is by far his best team easily since he left Florida in 2002. Spurrier says his team has a big chance this year, but that that means nothing unless they perform well.
All the SC coaches say that Clowney is unstoppable in practice. He shreds the first team offense at will.
If SC gets by Georgia at Georgia in the second week of the season, it’s Katie Bar The Door. I think they run the table.
Jesus Jim: You say Happy Birthday about an 18 year old and start with a picture of a cat and all I can think of is an 18 year old p…..
Admin
Take comfort in the fact that he will probably be drunker than a skunk this weekend.
Oh and by the way, GO BOILERS!!!
Ohh and happy birthday junior admin!!!!
Smokey, I hope you’re right. This weekend will tell a lot. I’m not getting my hopes up yet.
I would LOVE to see South Carolina take the SEC. Spurrier needs another NC or 2 before he hangs it up.
Sounds like A&M is headed your way. The Big 12 is done. That makes 2 conferences Texas has ruined.
Vinnie,
That television deal Texas signed has apparently fucked over and pissed off many people.
Any comments on Air Force among you college football experts? The team almost always surprises. Just wondering.
I hope he celebrates his birthday by drinking and fornicating. It’s how every 18th should be.
Kevin, the morning after:
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Hope your birthday was great!
Happy Birthday, Kevin !
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Good luck.