GOLFERS AND WEED

Can I vote for Tommy Chong to be the Grey Champion? Anyone? Well, at least I now why SSS is always so pissed off about weed. Pot heads are taking over his golf course.

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Zarathustra
Zarathustra
February 26, 2014 5:36 pm

Well there you go. SSS is probably the only golfer in america who hasn’t discovered that golf and bonghits were made for each other.

AWD
AWD
February 26, 2014 5:55 pm

SSS likes to puff a blunt when he’s not golfing. Helps with the arthritis….

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Stucky
Stucky
February 26, 2014 6:13 pm

Chong was never really funny. Not “haha” bust-a-gut funny. Stoner humor, not my cup of tea.

I think this was Chong’s first gig. in like, 30 years, man.

Nicely dressed. Love black shirts with green plants. I wore them in high school.

“I’m stoned all the time”. No shit!

Stoned drivers perform better behind the wheel than sober drivers? Give me a fucking break. That’s some stupid stoner shit right there.

Stucky
Stucky
February 26, 2014 6:22 pm

The smirking is irrelevant. He went on to talk about a study. He went on to say that yeah, really, smoking pot ENHANCES abilities. He believes it. What do you know about Chong anyway? It’s way before your time. I assume you know he’s a Boomer …. bad man ….very bad man!

AWD
AWD
February 26, 2014 6:25 pm

That’s what happens when you smoke too much weed, it pickles your brain.

Only a few drugs that have been shown to improve abilities (test scores: mushrooms, LSD) and reaction time (cocaine).

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
February 26, 2014 6:47 pm

Uh oh…….Stucky read and posted a comment on one of Clammy’s posts, something he said would never happen again.

Expect gates of hell to open in 5…4….3….2…
I_S

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 26, 2014 11:35 pm

They should plant weeds in sandtraps

SSS
SSS
February 27, 2014 1:00 am

Come on, Stephanie. Will ANYONE give me a break on this site about marijuana and illegal drugs? Anyone?

Tommy Chong’s claim that pro golfers play better smoking weed is over the top absurd. I can’t even play golf very well when I’m stone cold sober at 8 in the morning.

I know you’re pulling my chain, Steph. Fine. At least you didn’t call me a flaming, Stalinist asshole on this issue. I’m making progress.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 27, 2014 2:14 am

Come on, Stephanie. Will ANYONE give me a break on this site about marijuana and illegal drugs? Anyone? -SSS

I will, I smoke alot of weed, at firstit made menial jobs doable, coping, you know, man? But as i got older, it made me freakk, man, you know, then i just quit..Reality TV sank in. Really fucked me up, man.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 27, 2014 2:17 am

Imagine, I saw alien shit when I did do drugs only to find aliens, without drugs, on cable TV, do exist !!!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 27, 2014 3:37 am

whut sticky, my puter have failed 0, |

Tim
Tim
February 27, 2014 7:07 am

http://nation.time.com/2014/02/26/medical-marijuana-taxes-irs-christian-dispensary-canna-care/

“I got on my knees, and I prayed to the Lord,” he told the court. “And God said … ‘Open up a pot shop.’”

This is one of the reasons I don’t believe in the god of religion. Seem so me that God will tell you just about anything you want to hear, just so long as it fits in with your preconceived notion of what you’re going to do, anyway.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
February 27, 2014 7:32 am

SSS says:

“Will ANYONE give me a break on this site about marijuana and illegal drugs? Anyone?”

I’ll agree that legalization is a bad idea for a couple of reasons. First, as a Libertarian, I don’t think it should be illegal in the first place as long as I do not cause harm to anyone as a result of being high. I’ve been high and done stupid shit. I’ve been sober and done stupid shit but I believe that I have a higher propensity for doing stupid shit while high. Second, legalization WILL turn out to be an invitation for the man to get more involved in your life. I believe you’ll be penalized with respect to healthcare and you will be stripped of your rights to possess or carry firearms and quite possibly be convicted of felonies for buying “legal” weed while owning firearms. Stoners are not known for deep thought and they will pay dearly for that in the end.

Tommy Chong’s claim that pro golfers play better smoking weed is over the top absurd. I can’t even play golf very well when I’m stone cold sober at 8 in the morning.

Well there’s your problem……you’re up at 8:00am and sober. I’ve never played golf in my life even though I worked on a golf course. The only happy golfers I ever saw were half drunk or high. The sober one were surly as hell by the end of their round. There’s a reason the clubhouse is stocked with alcohol! What they should do is put a big hookah on the first tee! I imagine that playing golf while high might actually be fun. If I was sober it would just piss me off. I have heard a number of top golfers talking about playing golf high and they prefer it that way. Whether they play tournaments that way I can’t say.

I’m not going to tell you to get high SSS but until you’ve done it you cannot know how benign it can be. I’m not saying it’s benign in every situation but being high on weed really is great. I would not recommend it to anyone with a paranoid personality or mental problems but as a mild mood enhancer or relaxant it cannot be beat. There are no after effects or addictive qualities to it that I ever experienced. I’ve not been high in many years but it always made me feel “whole” and at peace.

Two more things…….people who claim it is a great pain reliever for chronic pain are 100%, unequivocally full of shit. I suffered unbelievable chronic pain with my ankle and weed may have improved my mood a bit or distracted me from thinking about the pain but the pain itself was never diminished one bit. Not. One. Bit!

Also, given a choice I’d rather drive on roads populated by stoners rather than drunks ANY day of the week.
I_S

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
February 27, 2014 8:01 am

LOL to your Satanic drummer gif Clammy. Kind of reminds me of the way I pictured you on the night of your recent tirade against llpoh.
I_S

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
February 27, 2014 8:13 am

Anonymous says:

“They should plant weeds in sandtraps”

Uhh, that’s called the rough.
I_S

Stucky
Stucky
February 27, 2014 9:43 am

“I’ll agree that legalization is a bad idea for a couple of reasons. First, as a Libertarian,”
—————— IndenturedServant

I know you gave reason why legalization would be “bad” — good reasons too. Nevertheless, “Libertarian” and “anti-pot” seem to be contradictory.

Over a decade ago Ms Freud gave a young friend a ride home. He was a pot-head … in fact, he was rolling some in the car!! Young Mr. Pothead accidentally dropped one on the floor, and left it there. As it so happens — I swear on her soul — on her way back home a cop stopped her for some reason (she forgot why), and as he’s walking to the car, and as she’s pulling her registration from the glove compartment, she sees that Vile Weed on the floor! She fuckin’ flipped out!!! Nothing bad happened. He let her go with a warning.

Point is; NJ has tough anti-pot laws …. I doubt she’d go to jail for one Joint, but who knows? …. but for sure it would have RUINED her working life, as she would have lost her Psychology License. Anti-pot laws have ruined many many many more lives than it has “saved”.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
February 27, 2014 4:06 pm

Sorry Stuck, I meant to add that I prefer decriminalization to legalization for the reasons stated.
I_S

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
February 27, 2014 4:09 pm

Yeah I know who he is Clammy. I saw them a few years back at our local Arena. Our company has a private suite there and tickets are free for employees.
I_S

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 27, 2014 4:14 pm

Uhh, that’s called the rough.
I_S

No shit. you golfers want a challenge, dig eighteen holes in the desert.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 27, 2014 4:18 pm

SSS is up to that. =)

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 27, 2014 4:21 pm

She fuckin’ flipped out!!! Nothing bad happened. He let her go with a warning. -stucky

yeh, right.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
February 27, 2014 4:24 pm

Stuck, I’m not anti-pot at all. I love the stuff but not at the cost of my second amendment rights or my cornhole getting reamed for a felony!
I_S

SSS
SSS
February 27, 2014 7:25 pm

“…… I prefer decriminalization to legalization ….”
—-Indentured Servant

Ha. An ally. I’m winning. At this rate of converts, I’m guessing my views on marijuana will prevail on this site shortly before I die. I will pass peacefully.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
February 27, 2014 7:30 pm

I admit I am torn on the subject of marijuana. Save for a couple of rare occasions, I haven’t smoked it since leaving college, except for when I was married and my wife would bring it home after “girls night out.” Having said that, if someone passed a doob in my direction, I’d take a hit off of it.

SSS
SSS
February 27, 2014 8:25 pm

“Having said that, if someone passed a doob in my direction, I’d take a hit off of it.”
—-Zara

Hopefully, that “someone” doesn’t have a communicable disease. Heh.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
February 27, 2014 8:40 pm

SSS, you’ll love this. I had a friend whom I met when he was a resident psychiatrist. A few years later, he moved to the south coast and opened up a private practice. He was a closet stoner and when I visited him on occasion, he would insist that I procure some weed to bring with me. We smoked it on a patio outside of his office, after hours (where he would counsel patients), so his wife wouldn’t find out.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
February 28, 2014 11:06 am

Anon said:
“No shit. you golfers want a challenge, dig eighteen holes in the desert.”

You don’t even have to do that. I discovered that all you need is a standard golf course and just send me out to set the cups. When I worked on a golf course they sent me out to set cups real early one morning. I studied each green like a pro and set each cup in what I reckoned was the most difficult spot and where I could no longer see where a previous cup had been set. (that was the only rule I was given) By late morning all the cry baby golfers were complaining to the management and they sent someone else out to reset the cups. They never gave me that job again. Golfers are pussies!
I_S

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
February 28, 2014 11:16 am

SSS, how old are you? Even if you were twenty I think you’re gonna need a better conversion rate than one in what? Six years?

Ask one of your golf buddies to get you baked before a round sometime. You’ll have more fun than you can remember. It should be on your bucket list for sure. Just don’t let anyone talk you into doing hydros! That would be a bit intense for a noob!

Oh yeah, it’s a known fact that doobs, bongs, bowls and face masks are self sterilizing when used to partake of mother natures best gift to man!
I_S