If Man Obeyed God

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My buddy forwarded me one of these videos a few days ago.  I found it pretty funny and started watching the other videos.  Very funny stuff as long as you don’t take religion too seriously; if you do then you will probably be offended; enjoy Friday Funnies.

these are just a few and many more can be found on darkmatter2525’s youtube channel.

http://thestrangestbrew.com/

Author: harry p.

A Gen X mechanical engineer who values family, strength, discipline, self-reliance and freedom who is doing what he can to protect his family, belittle morons and be ready for the tough times ahead. Discipline=Freedom

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Stucky
Stucky
April 4, 2014 12:39 pm

I found those vids a few years ago. I think I watched all of them. Good stuff, imho.

I’m sure bb and Nonanonymous will absolutely positively love these vids.

Stucky
Stucky
April 4, 2014 12:44 pm

Since this is a “god” thread, Pat Buchanan just wrote a provocative piece asking whether God is on USA’s or Russia’s side. Putting aside the God-question for a moment, if God does exist, I’m 90% certain He would be on Russia’s side, not America’s. Why? God HATES hypocrites.

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Whose Side Is God on Now?

In his Kremlin defense of Russia’s annexation of Crimea, Vladimir Putin, even before he began listing the battles where Russian blood had been shed on Crimean soil, spoke of an older deeper bond.

Crimea, said Putin, “is the location of ancient Khersones, where Prince Vladimir was baptized. His spiritual feat of adopting Orthodoxy predetermined the overall basis of the culture, civilization and human values that unite the peoples of Russia, Ukraine and Belarus.”

Russia is a Christian country, Putin was saying.

This speech recalls last December’s address where the former KGB chief spoke of Russia as standing against a decadent West:

“Many Euro-Atlantic countries have moved away from their roots, including Christian values. Policies are being pursued that place on the same level a multi-child family and a same-sex partnership, a faith in God and a belief in Satan. This is the path to degradation.”

Heard any Western leader, say, Barack Obama, talk like that lately?

Indicting the “Bolsheviks” who gave away Crimea to Ukraine, Putin declared, “May God judge them.”

What is going on here?

With Marxism-Leninism a dead faith, Putin is saying the new ideological struggle is between a debauched West led by the United States and a traditionalist world Russia would be proud to lead.

In the new war of beliefs, Putin is saying, it is Russia that is on God’s side. The West is Gomorrah.

Western leaders who compare Putin’s annexation of Crimea to Hitler’s Anschluss with Austria, who dismiss him as a “KGB thug,” who call him “the alleged thief, liar and murderer who rules Russia,” as the Wall Street Journal’s Holman Jenkins did, believe Putin’s claim to stand on higher moral ground is beyond blasphemous.

But Vladimir Putin knows exactly what he is doing, and his new claim has a venerable lineage. The ex-Communist Whittaker Chambers who exposed Alger Hiss as a Soviet spy, was, at the time of his death in 1964, writing a book on “The Third Rome.”

The first Rome was the Holy City and seat of Christianity that fell to Odoacer and his barbarians in 476 A.D. The second Rome was Constantinople, Byzantium, (today’s Istanbul), which fell to the Turks in 1453. The successor city to Byzantium, the Third Rome, the last Rome to the old believers, was — Moscow.

Putin is entering a claim that Moscow is the Godly City of today and command post of the counter-reformation against the new paganism.

Putin is plugging into some of the modern world’s most powerful currents.
Not only in his defiance of what much of the world sees as America’s arrogant drive for global hegemony. Not only in his tribal defense of lost Russians left behind when the USSR disintegrated.

He is also tapping into the worldwide revulsion of and resistance to the sewage of a hedonistic secular and social revolution coming out of the West.

In the culture war for the future of mankind, Putin is planting Russia’s flag firmly on the side of traditional Christianity. His recent speeches carry echoes of John Paul II whose Evangelium Vitae in 1995 excoriated the West for its embrace of a “culture of death.”

What did Pope John Paul mean by moral crimes?

The West’s capitulation to a sexual revolution of easy divorce, rampant promiscuity, pornography, homosexuality, feminism, abortion, same-sex marriage, euthanasia, assisted suicide — the displacement of Christian values by Hollywood values.

Washington Post columnist Anne Applebaum writes that she was stunned when in Tbilisi to hear a Georgian lawyer declare of the former pro-Western regime of Mikhail Saakashvili, “They were LGBT.”

“It was an eye-opening moment,” wrote Applebaum. Fear and loathing of the same-sex-marriage pandemic has gone global. In Paris, a million-man Moral Majority marched in angry protest.

Author Martha Gessen, who has written a book on Putin, says of his last two years, “Russia is remaking itself as the leader of the anti-Western world.”

But the war to be waged with the West is not with rockets. It is a cultural, social, moral war where Russia’s role, in Putin’s words, is to “prevent movement backward and downward, into chaotic darkness and a return to a primitive state.”

Would that be the “chaotic darkness” and “primitive state” of mankind, before the Light came into the world?

This writer was startled to read in the Jan-Feb. newsletter from the social conservative World Council of Families in Rockford, Ill., that, of the “ten best trends” in the world in 2013, number one was “Russia Emerges as Pro-Family Leader.”

In 2013, the Kremlin imposed a ban on homosexual propaganda, a ban on abortion advertising, a ban on abortions after 12 weeks and a ban on sacrilegious insults to religious believers.

“While the other super-powers march to a pagan world-view,” writes WCF’s Allan Carlson, “Russia is defending Judeo-Christian values. During the Soviet era, Western communists flocked to Moscow. This year, World Congress of Families VII will be held in Moscow, Sept. 10-12.”

Will Vladimir Putin give the keynote?

In the new ideological Cold War, whose side is God on now?

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http://www.creators.com/opinion/pat-buchanan.html

bb
bb
April 4, 2014 6:29 pm

God is not on America’s side.This country is in and under the judgement of God and his judgment is always economic to start.Our moral rot is directly related to our spiritual apostasy.This is the real reason for our economic collapse and financial ruin that we will face.Then we will enter what LIpoh calls another dark age and America will never rise again.This nation will burn and come apart like no other in history.We will once again know the real meaning of poverty ,pain and misery.

gilberts
gilberts
April 4, 2014 9:38 pm

I’m a Christian. A lot of people I know and/or respect do not share that belief. That’s OK with me. I’m not one to consign people to the deathcamp just cuz’ they got a different idea about how we got here.
That being said, Wow, that God’s God one is really cool! If you can get past some of the insufferable nonsense in the first 8 minutes, it really is cool at the end. Buuuut I think the video maker is a little off on his statement that man is growing up. I think he’s completely off on that one. If anything, man is becoming more fucking stupid and backwards ass then he has been in a long, long time.

For instance-what else would you call our silly penchant for naming storms with their own individual names, if not superstition? “Hurricane Skyler smashed Podunk with all his fury and wrath today, leveling a children’s hospital in all his unholy hatred. Here are some pictures of people who lost everything so you can feel better about yourself.” I really, really hate this idea we need to anthropomorphize natural phenomena as if Mother Nature is actively planning to assassinate us.

Jeebus, Son of God
Jeebus, Son of God
April 4, 2014 10:34 pm

gilberts

You just wait until Hurricane Jeebus comes to town. It will fuck you up but good.

El Coyote
El Coyote
April 4, 2014 10:55 pm

Ignatius J. Reilly foresaw the LGBT engineered destruction of Sodom on the Potomac.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
April 4, 2014 11:11 pm

Ignatius had a handle on most things. He also did yeoman’s work at Levy Pants.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 4, 2014 11:32 pm

bb- Keep telling it the way it is dude. 🙂

TeresaE
TeresaE
April 4, 2014 11:41 pm

Ah, and now the Weather Channel is naming SNOWstorms.

I think you maybe onto something gilberts.

It plays right into their “regulation to fix earth due to climate change.”

A Confederacy of Dunces indeed.

I really have to find that book and move it into the current reading pile.

Nonanonymous
Nonanonymous
April 5, 2014 8:48 am

Aww, Stucky, you missed me!

God isn’t going to be on one side or the other, he got out of that business with the first coming of Christ.

We are at war with the arch enemy of God, Satan, who seeks to kill, steal, and destroy the word of God in people’s lives. Without god, we can do nothing. With him, all things are possible in Christ.

Stucky, as usual, misses the point.

Stucky
Stucky
April 5, 2014 9:12 am

“Stucky, as usual, misses the point.” ———— Nonanonymous

That’s a boldfaced lie. I actually DO get your point …. probably much better than you do …. and without your having to spell it out in elementary fashion.

“We are at war with the arch enemy of God, blah blah blah ..Without god, we can do nothing blah blah blah blah” Good grief, man! I knew this stuff when you were still in diapers.

You THINK that I miss the point because I don’t agree with you. That’s flawed logic on your part.

Nonanonymous
Nonanonymous
April 5, 2014 10:20 am

No, the flaw logic is your disbelief. I’ll leave it at that, diaper boy.

AWD
AWD
April 5, 2014 10:33 am

Finally got around to reading Buchanan/Stuck’s comment. God has abandoned this country, because this country has abandoned God; well the liberal progressives at least. It’s disgraceful what this country has become. No wonder Christians support Putin instead of the anti-christ (Obama). We’re in for a dose of God’s wrath. Won’t be much fun either.

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