GAY MAFIA

My, how things have changed. All you have to do is support traditional marriage, and you are crucified by the “gay mafia”. You can lose your TV show, your job, your reputation. God help you if you support traditional marriage. The moral degeneracy of this country continues unabated.

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Gay Mafia inspired by Puritan Witch Hunters

This week, the head honcho of Mozilla got the ax for making a private donation in support of traditional marriage. How dare he!

Judge William Stoughton, unrepentant prosecutor of the witch trials, produced a statement on this new partnership and all it entails:

We are pleased to join with the Gay Mafia to purge any dissenters from our midst.

All who believe marriage is between one man and one woman shall now be emblazoned with the scarlet letter ‘T.’ If the Traditional Marriage Heretic shall not willingly be emblazoned, they shall be subjected to any of the following methods of torture:

Hanging or drowning (If God supports traditional marriage, he will save you);
Pressed to death with stones, placed on the Heretic by members of the LGBQT community;
Kept in a basement dungeon (standing room only) until skeletonized;
Banished to the furthest outskirts of the town;
The Heretics’ names will be posted on the Scarlet T Facebook page. Then the worldwide Internet Community can call the Heretic’s employer and demand they be fired.

*Under no circumstances shall the Traditional Marriage Heretic be permitted to maintain employment.*

We also recommend that the word ‘Hate’ be redefined as, ‘anything we disagree with.’ ”

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bb
bb
April 7, 2014 11:06 am

Bam bam ,go read Romans 1:18-32 it all right there and if you say you don’t believe God then your a liar or delusional.

Justsaying ,I said you are vile liberal piece of lying shit .Now blow me.ha ha

Ecoman ,what the hell is wrong with you ?*

Billy
Billy
April 7, 2014 11:07 am

I drive a BMW, thinking audi next, get my oil changed at the dealership. I don’t drink, smoke pot every now and then, and have two great kids that went to college to get educated. Both have good jobs. Your attitude towards gays sucks. You think they are second class citizens. I don’t believe they are. I don’t look at people as gay or black. I look at them as who they are. There are blacks, whites, gay, and straights that I wish would disappear off the face of the planet because they suck and don’t contribute to the betterment of society. You guys put all blacks and all gays in one bucket. That’s where we disagree, and that’s where I know I am right. — Just Suckin’

Translation: “I allege that I drive really nice cars, implying that I either have money, or am indebted up to my eyeballs. I spawned two larvae who are actually gainfully employed. Though I didn’t give them the jobs, I take credit for it. My relativistic, egalitarian worldview says that everyone, everywhere is equal – except those I don’t like. The people who don’t have my worldview, those guys I don’t like. Which includes everyone at TBP. I am right because I SAY I am right, and because I say I drive really nice cars and my alleged wife grunted out two larvae, I AM right…”

Fucking retard… crawl back in your hole. Or better yet – go sit in your really nice car in your garage with the door closed and the engine on, listening to the radio and imagining how great it would be if some degenerate stuck his dick up your ass…

Billy
Billy
April 7, 2014 11:17 am

Can’t wait till the fags break out that old chestnut “But.. but! Faggotry and buggery exist in nature TOOooOOOoo!”

Come on ya bunch of cock-smoking degenerates…

Bambam
Bambam
April 7, 2014 11:19 am

Econ:

Just be careful. Pretty soon they’ll break your legs…

off your coffee table.

Bambam
Bambam
April 7, 2014 11:22 am

bb, I’m not christian, so paul’s letters don’t really convince me of anything one way or another.

Stucky
Stucky
April 7, 2014 11:34 am

“Not everyone can accept this teaching, but only those to whom it is given. FOR THERE ARE EUNUCHS WHO HAVE BEEN SO FROM BIRTH, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. Let anyone accept this who can.”
————- (Matthew 19:11-12)

Quite simply, a ‘eunuch’ is a male with no testicles ……… castration, baby!! So, the $64,000 question regarding Jesus’ quote above is; how many males are born without testicles??

Well, there is a condition called testicular or gonadal agenesis. This is when a male child is born without gonads and consequently develops no testes. But, it is extremely rare occurring about once in every six million male births. Jesus wasn’t talking about that.

This terminology — “born eunuchs” — was used in the ancient world to refer to homosexual men. That’s a fact, Jack. And then Jesus indicates that being a “born eunuch” is a gift from God!

Can you “accept this teaching”? Can you handle the truth? Even Jesus knew that most, like bb, can’t.

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bb
bb
April 7, 2014 11:42 am

What translation of the bible are you using?

Stucky
Stucky
April 7, 2014 11:49 am

The Queen James Bible

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bb
bb
April 7, 2014 11:59 am

Bambam ,you are a lost cause and you will end up with some dreadful disease .Thenlike most people with aids you will end up all alone in some government dumpling facility and all these people who approved of your behavior will not come near you.These people like Justsaying are the most vile kind of liars and they are not your friends.No one is born a homosexual.This another damn lie.It is punishment for your sin of idolatry.You worshiper sex and God gives people over to all kinds of abominations in which they degrade their bodies.The only way out is repentance to God and faith in Christ Jesus.I know several people who turned to Christ and are no longer homosexual.So don’t try to tell me you were born a homosexual or that you can’t change because I know better.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 7, 2014 12:22 pm

Stucky…haha and all this time i have been reading your name wrong..it’s actually Sucky..Your great at winding them up haha

Billy
Billy
April 7, 2014 12:26 pm

Personally, I’m glad HIV and AIDS showed up (along with a bunch of more mundane diseases, like Herpes, Syph, Gonorrhea, etc).

I see the butt-fucking degenerates dying slowly and painfully in some hospital bed somewhere and this is supposed to pluck my heart-strings so I pony up some cash so these degenerate pukes can continue their butt-fucking lifestyle on my dime?

Erm, no. You made your choice, Nancy. Now suffer the consequences. The more degenerates disease takes out, the less of there are of you for me to worry about…

Who would have thought that some negro butt-fucking a monkey in Africa 50 years ago would boomerang on the fags like this? It’s karma, and I’m enjoying every fucking second watching these disgusting Nancy-boys getting wiped out… if we wait long enough, the fag problem will take care of itself.

flash
flash
April 7, 2014 12:42 pm

@ Stuck, I still enjoy your commentary, just as much as enjoy I spinning some homo rockers tunes now and then.
But , I would not want a homo in position of authority , public or private anywhere near my kids or serving in public office, because regardless. one fact remains.If you’re confused about your gender , your likey to be confused about everything else as well , particularly on issues concertinaing right and wrong.

I’ve yet to meet a fag who didn’t give me the creeps.And, no I want attend your parade.

Jeebus, Son of God
Jeebus, Son of God
April 7, 2014 12:50 pm

bb, Nonanonymous, Billy, and other lovers of vagina.

Know ye not that Adam first had sexual intercourse with many animals hoping to find a helpmeet suitable for him?

But, blessed art thou for loving my last, best creative act when I brought forth a vagina. Adam, likewise, was greatly relieved.

Nowhere didst I command, “Thou, oh man, shalt love only vaginas.” Holes are holes as far as I am concerned. Know ye not that God is love?

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flash
flash
April 7, 2014 12:52 pm

BTW, I like to read a lot of the old English classics and it pisses me off to no end that a small minority of filthy perverts have been allowed to bastardize the meaning of.two perfectly useful English words, gay and queer.

There is nothing gay about being pounded in the asshole until it bleeds and then dying of some filthy disease wrought be homosexual promiscuity. It may be queer behavior , but it certainly is not a person place or thing. I call the butt rangers exactly what they are , homosexuals .Adjectives should never be butchered into becoming nouns.

Tim
Tim
April 7, 2014 12:56 pm

@ Stucky –

I’m glad you brought up that verse from Matthew. I was considering bringing that one out for bb’s consideration, and then I just realized I’d end up in a non-discussion with him about the matter, and then, what a waste of time THAT would be!

Maybe he’ll give your post due consideration and careful thought.

flash
flash
April 7, 2014 12:56 pm

Stuck..

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JustSayin
JustSayin
April 7, 2014 1:04 pm

Billy, I sense you have a bit more neurons than the most primitive jelly fish. Yes I’m going out on a limb and sayin you appear to be smarter than BB. Your sentence structure is better. Don’t get excited though, I’d place it right even with an earth worm. There’s a theory that people that think and behave like you do may indeed be gay themselves. Their intellectual means however can’t allow them the kind of introspection needed to realize it.

Billy
Billy
April 7, 2014 1:20 pm

bb, Nonanonymous, Billy, and other lovers of vagina.

Know ye not that Adam first had sexual intercourse with many animals hoping to find a helpmeet suitable for him?

But, blessed art thou for loving my last, best creative act when I brought forth a vagina. Adam, likewise, was greatly relieved.

Nowhere didst I command, “Thou, oh man, shalt love only vaginas.” Holes are holes as far as I am concerned. Know ye not that God is love? — Jeebus (aka Stucky)

Translation –

“A bunch of Dead-Sea Pedestrian hook nosed Joos invented a creation narrative a couple thousand years ago to explain where people came from, and if they say “Adam” ass-fucked a bunch of animals before God invented his second wife (the first being Lilith), then it MUST be Holy Writ!!

Also, the same Joo God that spent time wiping out humanity, destroying cities and ordering said hook-nosed Joos to genocide entire peoples is also somehow “a God of Love”.

And all this means that Jesus Christ Himself somehow “loves” degenerate butt-fucking, cum-gargling faggots who force their lifestyles on the rest of us, even though his Daddy – IN THE VERY SAME BOOK – a couple chapters earlier clearly said that man-boygina and man-mangina love will earn you a trip to Hell… so do we believe Daddy or His Boy?

But wait, since the Trinity means they’re all three the same being (including the Holy Ghost), doesn’t this set up a conflict? And since the Holy Ghost hasn’t weighed in yet, are we supposed to wait for majority rule?

Nah… better to just fuckin shoot the faggots and be rid of them… God can decide what to do with them after that…

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
April 7, 2014 1:22 pm

The ol’ “methinks thou dost protest too much” theory. Calling it a theory gives it too much credit. It’s just a rhetorical trick, akin too “methinks thou art rayciss!”. I think that it should be obvious to anyone with the kind of introspection needed to realize it that homosexual behavior is intrinsically disordered.

Billy
Billy
April 7, 2014 1:29 pm

Billy, I sense you have a bit more neurons than the most primitive jelly fish. Yes I’m going out on a limb and sayin you appear to be smarter than BB. Your sentence structure is better. Don’t get excited though, I’d place it right even with an earth worm. There’s a theory that people that think and behave like you do may indeed be gay themselves. Their intellectual means however can’t allow them the kind of introspection needed to realize it. — Just Suckin Dick

Translation: “You’re obviously intelligent, with a decent education since you have a command of the English language, but since you don’t agree with my world view, you still suck and I’m still right. Oh yeah, I have to break out the old canard that if you hate fags, you have to be a closet faggot yourself. I do this because you owned my ass with your last comment and I have nothing original to say in rebuttle.”

Whatever, dick breath.

I hate faggots. I’m probably one of the few people you’ll ever meet who will tell you my honest, unvarnished, no-shit opinion and moreover, I don’t give a fuck what you think about it. Words of Power, like “Racist” and “Homophobe” have no effect on me at all. You will never see me cringe in fear of your use of pejoratives against me.

So, hurl your Words of Power all you want. You ally yourself with the degenerates. That makes you just as bad, if not worse, than they are. You enable them. You suck.

Stucky
Stucky
April 7, 2014 1:29 pm

“Maybe he’ll give your post due consideration and careful thought.” ——— Tim

Ha! Not a chance in hell of that happening. His mind is made up, forever and ever.

Christians have this violent KNEE-JERK revulsion to dick sucking. Child molesters can be forgiven and go to heaven. As can, serial rapists, people who fuck dead bodies, men like Micky Rooney who can’t keep a commitment and marry eight times, doing unnatural things to a vagina like licking it, even animal-fucking is met with less resistance. It’s all rather ironic.

Fingers, toes, a nose, ears, tongue, titties, anus, labia …. all these things I’m allowed to put in my mouth without penalty. But, mention dick-sucking and you get people like flash& ilk declaring that I’m GOING TO HELL.

Econman
Econman
April 7, 2014 1:58 pm

BamBam, that’s hilarious. Good 1.

overthecliff
overthecliff
April 7, 2014 1:59 pm

Fags have a right to use their money and influence to punish those who disagree with them.

So do I.

Tim
Tim
April 7, 2014 2:11 pm

@ Stuck –

I left the /sarc tag off. I thought it was obvious.

Nevertheless, he’s been silent on the issue. Perhaps he’s studying up now, ready to expose all of your incorrect translations.

I mean, obviously, Jesus couldn’t have been talking about gay men when he used the word “eunuch.” /sarc

Econman
Econman
April 7, 2014 2:13 pm

Stucky says:
Christians have this violent KNEE-JERK revulsion to dick sucking.

Uh yeah. I’m not religious, but I do & so do ALL straight guys.

Is Stucky going to join bb on The ReTardis as his companion in the new Doctor Who?

I can see the tagline:
“A completely moronic Doctor & a weiner gobbling baby boomer travel the universe…”

Billy
Billy
April 7, 2014 5:03 pm

“A completely moronic Doctor & a weiner gobbling baby boomer travel the universe…”

Okay, that there was pretty fucking funny… had me laughing pretty good.

+1

Stucky
Stucky
April 7, 2014 5:07 pm

Yup. Had me laughing as well.

bb
bb
April 7, 2014 8:11 pm

Tim , your an ignorant pussy boy
Justsaying ,your still a lying piece of shit .now go suck a dick.

El Coyote
El Coyote
April 7, 2014 8:51 pm

Stucky says:

“Christians have this violent KNEE-JERK revulsion to dick sucking.”

Ha! I have suggested as much in the David and Jonathan relationship. David says Jonathan’s love is much better than any woman’s. Was it in Carlito’s Way that Al Pacino tells his friend, if you were a woman I’d marry you?

Coming out is supposed to be a special event. But I suspect Stucky is a mere dilettante. Move along folks, nothing to see here. You guys are awfully funny.

Anywho, I do not have any knee-jerk response to gay shit, I do use the words of power like queer and faggot and shit like that but in the final analysis I will subscribe to old Tom Tackett’s dictum, a gay guy takes himself out of the competition and takes another guy with him.

Billy, I like you just as much as I like bb, you guys are my bros and if I ever need a road dog, I will certainly call youse guys. Stucky too, of course, wouldn’t be a party without Herr Stuck.

Stucky
Stucky
April 7, 2014 10:14 pm

“True or not, you guys missed the punchline ….” —– El Coyote

Yes. Only you, El Coyote, truly understand me.

“Stucky …. Your great at winding them up haha ———- Anonymous

Yes, indeed!

llpoh
llpoh
April 7, 2014 10:42 pm

I knew that Stucky the cocksucker (not meant as a disparagement, just a statement of fact) would wake up in a cold sweat and realize that he had made a huge mistake, and would come back with “I was only kidding to rile them up” in an effort to avoid a never ending shitstorm from his compatriots.

I am not buying it. Nope. No sirree.

El Coyote
El Coyote
April 7, 2014 11:51 pm

JustSayin says:

“BB, Bam bam may or may not be gay.”

So there were two people pulling our collective puds, El Stucko and bambam.
Last I recall, bambam was saying he’d rather have a couple slutz than 72 virgins who were not a sure thing.

Admin expanding his TBP universe to include the LGBQT crowd, thanks to JustSayin who may or may not be gay.

El Coyote
El Coyote
April 7, 2014 11:54 pm

BTW, Stuck, what did I win?

Forward_Idiocracy
Forward_Idiocracy
April 7, 2014 11:58 pm

So this is that special case where we like government right?

*R*O*D*N*E*Y* reflects on salad tossers (aka gays),
*R*O*D*N*E*Y* reflects on salad tossers (aka gays),
April 8, 2014 12:51 am

Salad tosser pimpz mean mo’ beotches fo’ Rodney.
In other werdz, fo’ every alternate lifestyle ass dere’s another piece o’ ass fo’ me.
Ah’m all in favor o’ Rainbows cuz o’ da golden gals at da end o’ every one all ye damn hood ratz.

translated (by Jackson):
Gay guys mean more girls for Rodney.
In other words, for every alternate lifestyle ass there’s another piece of ass for me.
I’m all in favor of Rainbows because of the golden gals at the end of every one.

flash
flash
April 8, 2014 7:37 am

Stucky doing what he does best.

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Nonanonymous
Nonanonymous
April 8, 2014 8:54 am

Yeah, it’s called tolerance, right? So be it, sodomites will get their just reward.

“Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap.” (Galatians 6:7 ESV)

Stucky
Stucky
April 8, 2014 9:34 am

Well, that was fun! And, interesting.

Regarding “My Confession”, the sole purpose was to inject a tiny bit of humor. I would have though “tastes like chickun” was a dead giveaway …. which El Coyote caught. So, honestly, it brought a smile to my face when I read “I hope he’s kidding”, and such.

Fact is, — I may have related this before — that I did have a very good homosexual friend while in the Air Force. Only I didn’t know it for over a year cuz it just wasn’t cool to reveal that stuff — the military would have discharged him for sure. And when he did reveal it, it was done in a most unsavory manner … a story left for another day. The point of interest here is my reaction. I “de-friended” him faster than you can say “blow me”. Done. Finito. Auf Wiedersehn. A good friendship dead in an instant. I didn’t give a shit about him as a person anymore. Just couldn’t see past his homo-ness. It wasn’t my proudest moment, but it’s who I was back then. I wonder how many here would de-friend me if I wasn’t joking?

I was such a homo-phobe back then that even with my own two boys I refused to change their diapers for fear of touching “it”. Yeah, it was that bad. Thank god they had a stay-at-home mom.

It’s interesting, though, how people change over time, even if they have extreme views. Some of you have read the thread I wrote about attending the homosexual wedding in NYC last year. Basically, I’d echo the words of llpoh … “I do not give one shit whose fudge they pack or groove they smooth.” Live and let live …. but I also hate those homos who “think they have the right to disparage, abuse, and threaten anyone who disagrees with them.”.

El Coyote … what do you win? I give you a great big kiss. (The kind men gave each other in Biblical days. No big deal.)

Elizabeth
Elizabeth
April 8, 2014 5:38 pm

UGH you are so beyond wrong.

Llpoh
Llpoh
April 8, 2014 5:45 pm

Good stuff, Stuck.

Stucky
Stucky
April 8, 2014 5:51 pm

Thanks, llpoh

Although I was already getting used to ‘Stucky The Cocksucker’. It has a nice ring to it.

El Coyote
El Coyote
April 8, 2014 8:36 pm

Hugs and kisses, Stuck. On the subject of, not my proudest moment, I was very cold with my dad when he hugged and kissed me on the cheek, all I thought about was his rough stubble and liquor breath. Whatever, he being 100% Mexican, he was very expressive and wont to cry easily when the moment called for it. I know you and all the dad’s here are like that with their boys, don’t let them seek the love of another man to fill the void left by their own dads.

I still love LLPOH the most, though. All my love, Sir.

llpoh
llpoh
April 8, 2014 8:49 pm

Coyote, ever loyal. Thanks.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
April 8, 2014 8:55 pm

Stucky, I wouldn’t have cared if you had sucked a dick, after all, it’s just a dick. I have long suspected that the most rabid anti-gay peeps out there are probably closet homos. It makes sense; the best defense is a good offense.

I have had mixed experiences with homosexuals. Some I find repulsive and annoying. Others (flamers and transvestites), I often find hilarious. I will also admit that I was hit on by a gay guy…I was a shirtless house painter and he was a state employee on his lunch break who got a bit too curious about what I was doing. I wasn’t offended and simply told him I wasn’t into that shit and he left.

My best friend in high school turned out to be gay. He never told me (I only learned about it from others, long after high school). Looking back, he did give out clues that I was too dense to pick up on, but none of them hinted at anything sexual as far as our friendship went. He was an iconoclast and I don’t think anyone would have guessed he was gay (bisexual really). I think it was just another method of rebellion. Today he probably is married and has a couple of kids.