When two teenagers in Oryol, Russia got tired of the 90 degree temperatures, they took some polyethylene film to their living room and made their own swimming pool. Points for ingenuity, at least?
FRIDAY FAIL
When two teenagers in Oryol, Russia got tired of the 90 degree temperatures, they took some polyethylene film to their living room and made their own swimming pool. Points for ingenuity, at least?
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I had a flat on US 90, way west of Del Rio. The bottle-opener blade from a Swiss Army pocket knife.
friday fail – vacation edition….
Friday fail with a bad internet connection. I really have to complain to my next door neighbor whose signal I’m “borrowing”.
OK, ya gotta love that Braille sign at #2, and I’ll have a double portion of #3’s ‘Mermaid in Deep Sea’….
How did Helen Keller lose her hand?……….Trying to read a stop sign at 55mph!
Maybe the guy in the wheel chair who looks like he broke his neck was on the subway?
Admin, you are using some of the section 8 neighbors access? 🙂
Dude in the wheel chair might have made it if he’d kept his arms and head tucked down low but he lost centrifugal force and momentum. He must be striving for the full quadriplegic!
Didius
I was using the signal from the neighbor on the other side. The Section 8 neighbor uses a security code.
“The Section 8 neighbor uses a security code.”
Of course they do. They don’t want nobody stealin’ their free shit!
Another Section 8 anecdote.
Thursday night was 25 cent beer night at the Shamrock. Admin and Avalon were able to get loaded for less than $20.
Who walks in around midnight, but Joyce our Section 8 neighbor. She starts talking to Avalon and tells her it’s her birthday. She also mentions she doesn’t like beer. Only hard liquor for her. Avalon tells me to buy her a drink for her birthday. I follow orders. Joyce orders a mixed drink that cost $6. That was 24 beers worth.
She didn’t even thank us that night or the next day.
So it goes.