Except for no 1 and no 2, the women’s list is correct.
“Go right ahead” of course means “I just DARE you”.
“Maybe” usually means no, but it also means “convince me”.
Cute post.
Mr. Chen
September 3, 2014 9:14 pm
I posted the link to OhLaLa Couple, a Korean soul-switch farce. The wife, now in her husband’s body holds his lover at bay with the tip of [her] fingers on the lover’s forehead. That is the way to deal with demanding women of all stripes and colors.
Turn the tables on the bitches, like the secretary told me once, when I printed myself an award certificate: Do you FEEL like you deserve an award?
If she is asking for a new carpet, which usually means she wants to re-model, just say, you can’t even take care of this 20 year old carpet, what makes you think you’ll do better with a new one?
Jackson
September 3, 2014 9:16 pm
I think this list was made up by a man.
In my experience, when my wife or other women say ‘yes’ or ‘no’ they mean it. ‘I am sorry’ between my wife and me means exactly that.
In ‘Mens’ English.’ #s 4, 5, 7, 9, 10, and 11 are wrong interpretations, and, for me, 6 is irrelevant and 8 never comes up since I’m married.
As for the focus, that sex is more important to men and that women are more devious with replies, I’ll agree to that.
My experience with women, and that of men who, in my observation, women have liked, is that men who are considerate, caring and candid, but NOT controlling, do better with women. Of course there are other factors of attraction. Success and good looks are two. But when it comes down to it, if you make a woman feel good about herself and she believes you’re sincere, she will like you very much.
Mr. Chen
September 3, 2014 9:32 pm
Sorry to disagree so soon, Jackson, but I have to put up with the middle age godzilla from heck. Any sign of weakness only provokes her wrath, rolling eyes and smart comments. She is a master of psychological warfare. The spirit of Jezebel is strong in that one. But I gotta work with her.
Of course my wife is a sweetheart, I spoil that one.
Mr. Chen
September 3, 2014 9:40 pm
Anonymous
September 4, 2014 3:25 am
@Mr. Chen
You’re taking marriage advise from Michael Jackson? No wonder your sex-life sucks. Pay attention to Conway Twitty instead, Fool.
You need to wise up. Sweet-talk doesn’t cost a dime. Your wife will thank you, and the benefits are awesome.
Conway Twitty – I’d Love To Lay You Down
Mr. Chen
September 5, 2014 10:14 pm
Anon, thanks for your concern. If you read further down, I said I spoil my wife, or I try to. Anywho, she’s a Virgo so she ain’t going to wander. The bad news is, I ain’t going to see any action either, even with your sage advice.
The wife says these definitions are all correct
Ha! Ho! a full crock of shit and funny at that1
MA
Except for no 1 and no 2, the women’s list is correct.
“Go right ahead” of course means “I just DARE you”.
“Maybe” usually means no, but it also means “convince me”.
Cute post.
I posted the link to OhLaLa Couple, a Korean soul-switch farce. The wife, now in her husband’s body holds his lover at bay with the tip of [her] fingers on the lover’s forehead. That is the way to deal with demanding women of all stripes and colors.
Turn the tables on the bitches, like the secretary told me once, when I printed myself an award certificate: Do you FEEL like you deserve an award?
If she is asking for a new carpet, which usually means she wants to re-model, just say, you can’t even take care of this 20 year old carpet, what makes you think you’ll do better with a new one?
I think this list was made up by a man.
In my experience, when my wife or other women say ‘yes’ or ‘no’ they mean it. ‘I am sorry’ between my wife and me means exactly that.
In ‘Mens’ English.’ #s 4, 5, 7, 9, 10, and 11 are wrong interpretations, and, for me, 6 is irrelevant and 8 never comes up since I’m married.
As for the focus, that sex is more important to men and that women are more devious with replies, I’ll agree to that.
My experience with women, and that of men who, in my observation, women have liked, is that men who are considerate, caring and candid, but NOT controlling, do better with women. Of course there are other factors of attraction. Success and good looks are two. But when it comes down to it, if you make a woman feel good about herself and she believes you’re sincere, she will like you very much.
Sorry to disagree so soon, Jackson, but I have to put up with the middle age godzilla from heck. Any sign of weakness only provokes her wrath, rolling eyes and smart comments. She is a master of psychological warfare. The spirit of Jezebel is strong in that one. But I gotta work with her.
Of course my wife is a sweetheart, I spoil that one.
@Mr. Chen
You’re taking marriage advise from Michael Jackson? No wonder your sex-life sucks. Pay attention to Conway Twitty instead, Fool.
You need to wise up. Sweet-talk doesn’t cost a dime. Your wife will thank you, and the benefits are awesome.
Conway Twitty – I’d Love To Lay You Down
Anon, thanks for your concern. If you read further down, I said I spoil my wife, or I try to. Anywho, she’s a Virgo so she ain’t going to wander. The bad news is, I ain’t going to see any action either, even with your sage advice.