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It's Hard to Believe, but This is the Face of Meth Who Used Toilet Water to Cool Himself Down

Yep. That looks about like the face you’d expect. From My Fox Chicago:

Fulton was taken to a police station where police say he admitted to being extremely high on meth and to drinking vodka earlier in the evening. Police say he started splashing himself with toilet water to try and cool off, but became very sick.

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TE
TE
September 5, 2014 7:47 pm

The top video left me thinking, “thank gawd they outlawed dodge ball.” Throwing 20-some odd pound semi/tractor tubes at kids is sooooooooooooooo much safer.

Thank gawd these deep thinkers are the ones in charge of “educating” our children.

Leobeer
Leobeer
September 5, 2014 8:40 pm

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Billy
Billy
September 5, 2014 9:13 pm

Caught that “overdosed on underwear” bit on the news awhile back…

It sounds stupid, because it is. See, some dumbfuck over in Jefferson County lockup is given leave to attend a funeral (cause we’re cool like that). What does dumbfuck do? Soaks his tighty whiteys in liquid methadone and then wears them back to jail…

Obviously impressed he got one past the Rent A Cops at the lockup, he rips up his undies and passes around hunks to his cell mates… who promptly eat that nasty shit…

Result? One dead cellmate and Joe Cool Guy with the methadone undies is looking at murder charges..

Seriously. You cannot make this shit up…

N8
N8
September 5, 2014 11:06 pm

Good lord Billy that’s an insane story. The very first gif with the inner tube so funny what were they trying to do in the first place or was that the intended result haha?

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
September 6, 2014 3:57 pm

Go Idiocracy!

Wheefknhaw!!

a cruel accountant
a cruel accountant
September 7, 2014 9:11 am

Rake holding the air conditioner is a success. It is doing the job. Thinking creatively and inexpensively