REMIND ME – WHO AM I ROOTING FOR?

Turkey hates the Kurds. Turkey is on our side. ISIS has been fighting the Kurds on the Turkish border. We hate ISIS. Turkey is sending their tanks into Syria to fight whom? I’m so confused. Can someone tell me who to root for? They all look alike. Just point out the moderate Muslims that I’m supposed to root for. That should be easy. Right?

Turkey is boosting its military on the Syrian border as ISIS advances. Police tear-gassed a crowded checkpoint in an attempt to clear it and enhance security as the situation becomes more confused and dangerous. Over a dozen Turkish tanks lined up across the frontier from the Syrian town of Kobani where battles have raged for weeks between ISIS militants and Kurdish militiamen.

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
October 6, 2014 11:01 am

Since we’re against Assad, the Peshmerga, ISIS and Al Nusra, we’ve thrown all of our support behind whoever’s left. It’s some dude named Jeff who runs a pizza joint outside of Damascus.

Lysander
Lysander
October 6, 2014 11:03 am

Cheer for the Devil. Your side will always win.

Triple H
Triple H
October 6, 2014 11:27 am

Iska,

Thank you for clearing that up. I am throwing all of my moderate support behind Jeff. GO JEFF!!

Mark
Mark
October 6, 2014 12:33 pm

I’m taking ISIS on the road in Kurdistan -6 1/2 points .

A. R. Wasem
A. R. Wasem
October 6, 2014 1:10 pm

I’ll take the Kurds and 4. Stand with Rand and BC-LR to all

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
October 6, 2014 3:11 pm

I’ll take “Fake enemies to enrich the Military-Industrial complex” for $500, Alex.

Stucky
Stucky
October 6, 2014 3:50 pm

“A million dead Armenians for $100, Alex.”

Fuck Turkey.

TES

Tor Onion
Tor Onion
October 24, 2014 10:45 pm

Rommel still engaged in the same sisyphean struggle, here he’s seen pushing a vehicle outside Mosul thru a momentary wormhole to the Andromeda Galaxy.
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