CAPTION CONTEST

Accentuated jowls are an unfortunate side effect of eating the uncooked flesh of the poor and middle classes.

Two minions traded in their overalls for Armani suits and moved to Washington

2 in-the-closet gay guys.

Or, pure evil x 2.

Or, Wimpy & Wimpier.

Or, “Get the guillotine ready!”

I LOVE it when you do your Clint Eastwood……..

Fuck me, did I put on my toupe….can’t remember…..I’ve got to think…….can’t feel it – is that good?

the sickness unto death

I found this on the interweb, so it must be true.

WASHINGTON-In a stunning disclosure this week, congressional sources revealed that the acrimonious gridlock in the U.S. Senate traces its origins to a single November evening in 1986, when Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) engaged in sexual intercourse with Sen. Mitch McConnell’s (R-KY) then-wife, Sherrill.

“The impenetrable stalemate on crucial issues is not due to a widening ideological divide between parties, as we once thought,” said Brookings Institution senior fellow Sarah Binder. “Rather, this inability to move the legislative process forward stems almost exclusively from a jealous and resentful Mitch McConnell, who has been unable to erase the mental image of Harry Reid pleasuring his wife one wild, passionate night some 25 years ago.”

Harry: “My jowls are bigger than yours.”

Mitch” Did you say jewels?”

Jim and Avalon: I’d like to introduce your new neighbors down the road, Mitch and Harriet Turtleboy.

“DIRECT FROM THEIR ‘SELL-OUT’ ENGAGEMENT IN WASHINGTON, DC – LIVE – IN PERSON: LET’S HEAR IT FOR THE WAAAAALKING DEAD”.