FRIDAY FAIL

Well, See, the Burritos Are on the Other Aisle Over There...

It's Bootcamp, I Swear!

Wonder if the Old Folks Will Appreciate J-Lo's "Booty" Video?

This Quadruple Amputee is Armed, Dangerous, and On the Run From the Law

This Quadruple Amputee is Armed, Dangerous, and On the Run From the Law

If you saw that headline and didn’t immediately think “FLORIDA,” you haven’t been paying attention.

Sean Petrozzino (above) inspired many in his fight with bacterial meningitis, which prompted surgeries to remove his infected hands and legs. Now, however, he’s on the run and declared a “person of interest” after his parents were found dead in their home.

You can’t make this stuff up.

You Done Spelled a Thing Now!

Oh Hey, That's How I Feel About Burners too!

Fine, Ruin My Dinner Plans Why Don't You...

Normally it's the Passengers That Stop for a Drink During a Layover...

It's the Americane Waye!

Millions of Spiders Have Taken Over an Abandoned Warehouse. There Isn't Enough Fire in the World for This.

Over 100 million spiders have taken residence in this abandoned facility in Baltimore. The spider nest stretches over four acres in a solid web structure.

In other words, nuke it from orbit.

Here are some close-up shots of all the insanity:

European Chocolate Wins This Time

The Car Engages in its Traditional Mating Ritual

There's a Pill for That Problem

Mouth-Watering Deals on New Homes!

This Just In, Cyber Criminals Are From 1930s Cartoons

Slow Clap for the Effort on This One

Feeling Tough Now, Big Guy?

You Dropped Something!

This Strikes on Several Levels

On the Bright Side, No Need to Get That Vasectomy Anymore!

The Organic Fish's Natural Diet

Just Like Mom Used to Make!

We're Not Doing This Charity for Free or Nothing!

That Will Buff Out, No Worries

Just How Much do People Not Care About the Timberwolves?

Pothole: Fixed

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El Coyote
El Coyote
November 7, 2014 5:40 pm

I admit I’m the one who renamed it Bed, Bath and Beyoncé.
Last time I wanted a late night snack but couldn’t find anything good, I had a PB and JLo sandwich.

Boneless pork butt? That’s KimKa.

El Coyote
El Coyote
November 8, 2014 1:39 am

Nobody told me we weren’t supposed to post a comment. It would have been a total shutout, a Friday Fail Fail.

Billah's wife
Billah's wife
November 8, 2014 7:58 am

Billah Jr could work thru three boxes of boneless pork rectums in uh month, it’s just they wouldn’t be boneless no more oncet he were dun.

Welshman
Welshman
November 8, 2014 10:42 am

Costco Northern Quilted,

I have 12 bales in my prepper loft at my shop, good stuff.