AN AWD CHRISTMAS

For some reason, I think AWD would have liked this touching Christmas video.

 

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Stucky
Stucky
December 14, 2014 1:59 pm

“I’ll just spam his posts from now on.” ——– Administrator

No problem …. BUT, please don’t do so on my account. While I call this person a curfuk and other bad names, the posts don’t really bother me. Been here long enough that I know how to take-it-or-leave-it. Newbies, otoh, might be turned off with the never-ending cryptic bullshit, though.

Anyway, I’m done commenting about Billah’s Wife. Whatever will be, will be.

Where’s that crummy cur, Hallie?

Sensetti
Sensetti
December 14, 2014 8:40 pm

Stucky it’s probably that ball sack bb.

Sensetti
Sensetti
December 14, 2014 8:54 pm

Real life picture of bb

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AWD would have loved this thread!!!

Sensetti
Sensetti
December 14, 2014 8:58 pm

That’s what the bb stands for ball-ball

Sensetti
Sensetti
December 14, 2014 9:01 pm

Now, every time that little greasy fucker ball ball post something, everyone will know what he looks like.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
December 14, 2014 9:10 pm

SSS will lose his fucking mind when he sees that picture of bb! My guess is he’ll think it’s a ballsack.

Llpoh
Llpoh
December 14, 2014 9:26 pm

Stuck – it is not me. First, I hardly know what an I p is much less how to change it. Seconpd, when I dopple, I do itor a yuck, to stir up shit, and never have I carried on for more than a couple of posts.

Billah’s wife is the same one who doppled me for quite a while. Whatever. My guess has been flash, or maybe even RE.

I do remember your middle name, however. As I recall, sparks flew over that. I have let that sleeping dog lie.

Billah's wife
Billah's wife
December 14, 2014 11:15 pm

Berthold=bung hole

Get it? Sensetti – you been hitting the beefeaters agin? Yer clearly drunk and lookin at homo porn. My recommendation would be ter stock up on some Crisco if that’s yer cup uh tea.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
December 15, 2014 12:16 am

I understand why BB lives with his mother and a cat. That is a face ONLY a mother could love.

TE
TE
December 15, 2014 1:05 am

Oh how I miss AWD. I think of him often. And we didn’t even agree a lot of the time.

Wow Hallie, way to miss your entire message in your faith.

Your faith encourages you to BE the better person, now. NOT on the day of judgement, or when you throw $5 in the kettle.

I understand the animosity around this fake commercial holiday, but I don’t understand your becoming ugly to prove something about how much this assault on faith bothers you.

Christmas, by and large, has NOTHING to do with Christ and hasn’t for a long, long, long, time. And, if we are honest about our Christian history, we learn it didn’t have much to do with it until AFTER the ancients in Great Britain were co-opted into Christianity. It is simply amazing how many “pagan” rituals were borrowed by Christianity and into holy days we still acknowledge. The absolute destruction of this “holy” day we rant and rave and blame everything from single mothers to Madison Avenue to WDC, but the truth is WE Christians did this.

So, after spending FIVE Christmas seasons working, managing and overseeing up to 13 seasonal locations at malls all over the state, I stepped back and really correlated the BEHAVIOR of the season’s celebrants, with the MEANING of the day. Couldn’t do it then and sure as hell can’t do it know when it seems to have fallen further.

If I had my way we would have the simplest of celebrations possible. Instead I watch Christian children, and adults, that are blessed with material things beyond what we could even imagine in the 80s, demand MORE.

We “Christians” have sat back and allowed the commercials and celebrities, the churches, schools, government offices, take over this “holy” day and make demands starting in September and never stopping until sometime in January when it starts again for Valentine’s Day.

But you become all unChristianlike and ugly over the very thing, the only REAL thing other than real trees and the oranges I put in my kids’ stockings, that was made by God that I’ve seen this year.

I don’t get American Puritans. I just don’t. Since somebody is watching the crap on the internet and tv and movies, and 70% say they are Christian, I just don’t get the hatred of what God has gifted us when oh-so-many of us actual enjoy it!

Especially while the SAME step back and more than likely take part happily in the destruction of the day.

Whatever. Awd loved boobs. God made boobs. The world is being torn apart and some of us like to make a big freaking ado about the things that MY God put here. I don’t get it.

But in the spirit of the season, Merry Christmas. I’ll try to remember to say a prayer for you and family when I celebrate Jesus’s birthday closer to his actual birthday, and further from the ancient stolen winter festival (which I celebrate on its actual appropriate day, alone, costs NOTHING and boobs are involved) which has malformed into the disgusting display of the hypocrisy of celebration used to cover up our sin. Sloth and gluttony are not deadly sins for no reason.

Anyway, sorry, I do that, “sorry but” crap and I’m working on it.

Merry Christmas. Nice to see you around.

ps in a TBP Hall Of Fame, AWD would be enshrined right next to Smokey. Come on. A mountain lion and barbed wire? Priceless, simply priceless. Peace to them both, and you all.

Hallie
Hallie
December 15, 2014 4:48 am

Oh, how I love it when knee-jerk off fools and hypocrites ASSume so much. They expose their own personal prejudices and ignorance.

I’ve never once stated that I was a Budist, Jew, Christian or Hindu, yet fools accuse and attack minus an ounce of evidence. It would be funny if it weren’t so absolutely pathetic.

It was Western civilization and tradition I was defending. Period. I pity Stucky’s new grand-daughter when she is eventually exposed to the sort of vulgar, inexcusable abuse he so freely spews. And yes, someday, baby Rena will be a victim of such obscene attack, and worse. People like her grandfather believe such attacks are acceptable.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
December 15, 2014 5:05 am

Hallie, what is your attraction to TBP?

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 15, 2014 6:44 am

Llpoh -My guess has been flash, or maybe even RE.

Wrong again , boned ranger.I’ve never doppled anyone…ever.and if I did, I guarantee I’d bring some better material than the dull ass shit the Billah trolls slings.

BTW, tooling around the net , I came upon a pic of you and one of your redskin Choctaw honeys ..your mohawks are impressive, to say the least.

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Hallie
Hallie
December 15, 2014 6:44 am

Pat Condell, an atheist, is able to defend Western culture without stooping to the sort of white trash, slack jawed oafish vulgarity spewed by some here.

Britain’s cultural problem

flash
flash
December 15, 2014 6:46 am

anon was I.
i think the buster john behemoth may be only half Choctaw…isn’t it apparent?

Billy
Billy
December 15, 2014 7:48 am

Seems Hallie thinks her shit don’t stink…

Heh… no matter what we say, she’ll look down her nose and sniff, pretending she’s better than the rest of us… Calling us ‘oafs’ or ‘white trash’, all the while being oblivious to her own arrogance, sneering self-righteousness and hubris…

Lick my ball sack, you stuck up, self-righteous harpy in long pants…

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Merry Christmas AWD… I know he was all into healthy stuff, but I think he wouldn’t turn his nose up…

Obvious…

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Woodford Reserve bourbon and a bottle of Angel’s Envy…

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Montecristo No. 2….

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Enjoy, bro… we’re thinkin’ of ya…

Stucky
Stucky
December 15, 2014 8:05 am

Hallie

In the spirit of the season, and seeing how quite to my surprise that upon waking this morning … I was filled with the Holy Spirit … let us bury the hatchet and make peace.

As a token of my sincerity I bring gifts of tidings and great joy to you.

I will send this book to Admin on your behalf, and he will forward it to you.

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Stucky
Stucky
December 15, 2014 8:24 am

“I pity Stucky’s new grand-daughter when she is eventually exposed to the sort of vulgar, inexcusable abuse he so freely spews.” ———Hallie, the Angry Vagina

You are grasping at straws with such ridiculous prophecies. I actually have three other grand-daughters, the oldest now six years old, and not one of them has EVER heard me say a fuckin curse word … EVER. I know my limits … what is acceptable when and where …. and when it is not.

Where is the source of your anger?? A fucking blogger(s) you don’t know?? Was it when I said you have “sagging mammaries squirting sour-milked crap in our eyes”? YOU … not us … need Psychological Intervention.

Your piss-poor attempt to get under my skin by mentioning little Rena …. a fucking adorable little girl, for sure … was so obvious it’s almost funny. So, give it another try if you wish cuz YOU FAILED.

But, be forewarned, I AM filled with the Holy Spirit today. Did I mention that? So, go ahead … say some more stupid shit in an attempt to piss me off. Will it work?

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Gayle
Gayle
December 15, 2014 9:23 am

People who don’t possess an above-average intuitive sense just don’t get TBP. Hallie is a Sensor (or is it Senser? I’m too lazy to look it up.)

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
December 15, 2014 9:28 am

Hallie-tosis are your panyhose so tight your hair hurts?

Sensetti
Sensetti
December 15, 2014 11:50 am

It’s amazing how Billah’s wife shows up out of no where to police the thread! Same shit happens when Billy posts something that might be construed as controversial. Ask yourself, why would
Billah’s wife anoint himself TBP thread police?

Sensetti
Sensetti
December 15, 2014 12:24 pm

Try to remember a time Billah’s wife has ever posted anything other than a push back or a condemnation of what someone else has posted. Why would a stranger show up and police the thread?
The answer is, they would not. Billah’s wife is a regular. What say you?

Stucky
Stucky
December 15, 2014 12:33 pm

“Hallie is a Sensor (or is it Senser? I’m too lazy to look it up.) ” ——– Gayle

Senseless is more apt.

Billy
Billy
December 15, 2014 12:53 pm

Sensetti,

Ask yourself, why would Billah’s wife anoint himself TBP thread police?

I dunno… because he’s a bloody vaginal belch? Because he’s rectal drainage?

Other than that, I got nothin’… the little butt plug doesn’t bother me anymore.

I just skip over anything he’s written…

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@ Stucky,

See? This is why family is left out of conversations… pretty much the only rule: say anything you want, but family is off limits.

Only the lowest pieces of shit in the Universe go after family to get at someone… the verbal equivalent of being a nigger and sucker punching someone from behind…

Sort of like this…

Except those who talk shit about family have a choice. True niggers are just being niggers – they really can’t help themselves. That doesn’t absolve them from responsibility, but the ones who talk shit about family are making a conscious choice to be the verbal equivalent of a sucker punching nigger…

Which makes them worse… they know better, but do it anyways.

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Stucky
Stucky
December 15, 2014 1:11 pm

Billy

You weren’t around at the time, so let me briefly tell you the first time someone insulted my family. It was done by our old friend Smokey and he made fun of my older son’s mental illness. I went bat-shit crazy. Considered quitting TBP all-together. Considered begging Admin for Smokey’s address so I could beat the fucker to a pulp (only if he was with a one day drive), but didn’t want to put Admin on the spot.

It happened just once or twice since. I remember who they were but won’t mention names. Anyway, with each occurrence the insult had less and less sting …. like my dad calling me ‘arshloch’, by 3rd grade I didn’t care anymore.

And I really meant it when I said Holier-Than-Thou Angry Vagina Hallie’s insult was beyond pathetic. Water off my back. Two ways to handle people like that. Ignore them, as you stated. Or, have fun with it. But, never get pissed off … that only gives them more fuel and satisfaction.

Stucky
Stucky
December 15, 2014 6:02 pm

Where’s the Angry Vagina??

I think Thor scurred her off !

Hip, hip, hooray.

I’m probably done for the day. Working on my rare American cars pictorial essay. Should post it by Friday.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
December 15, 2014 6:20 pm

Regarding the doppels and alter egos around here:

That semi-retarded beaner EC (with a whole host of alter egos himself) claims to know who the culprit/s are and takes great delight in the whole charade while claiming that he is not making any of the posts. This would imply that there is some communication going on behind the scenes. EC is also the ONLY one here who defends bb or claims to be his friend.

bb (or ball ball ala Sensetti) is known to change IP addresses because admin has tried to ban the little assclown but can’t due to changing IP addresses.

Personally I think these two assclowns are AOL Kiddies who escaped from the reservation and have recruited some of their AOL Kiddie friends to run amok on TBP. Recall that about the time of Billah’s Wife appearance there was a rash of “newbs” who suddenly joined the fight and EC seemed particularly excited. Those “newbs” dropped out rather quickly. One other possibility, and a suspicion I’ve had since the beginning, is that bb and EC are one in the same. One person using rotating IP software could easily pull off the bullshit going on here.

I no longer read anything posted under the “bb” moniker unless someone quotes him. I also don’t read most of the alter ego/doppel postings because life is too short so I can’t determine who is doing it based on writing style, grammar or other idiosyncrasies.

If I were admin, I’d ask the Man With No Name for advice and depending on what filter options are available I’d ban anything that comes in under the “bb” moniker to start.

Alternatively we could find an 8 year old computer whiz of our own to suss the culprits out. I used to know a neighbor kid who would happily do it but he grew up, went to Stanford then MIT and I no longer have contact info for him.

Sensetti
Sensetti
December 15, 2014 6:46 pm

IS great post

Admin can do as he pleases this is his platform. But I would like to see it mandatory everyone must sign in with an email address.

IS. I belive EC and bb and Billah’s wife are all the same cat, however the IP address are managed I don’t know but you can bet your ass I can figure it out.

Billah's wife
Billah's wife
December 15, 2014 7:56 pm

Oh mah gawd, the drunken lumberjack awakes n he’s on the trail. Between him n big tits the case will surely be solved.

Stucky
Stucky
December 15, 2014 8:43 pm

“But I would like to see it mandatory everyone must sign in with an email address.” — Sensetti

+1 million.

Newbies and drive-bys may post less. Well, tough shit. If these fuckwits can be stopped, it will be worth it.

I hope Admin reads this and considers it.

Sensetti
Sensetti
December 15, 2014 8:51 pm

Billah’s wife, hey, dumb cunt, calling me a drunken lumberjack is an adequate description of me but who are you referring to as big tits?

Sensetti
Sensetti
December 15, 2014 9:04 pm

Stucky

You cant beat this shape shifting fucker down when they can change identities at will. I doppled bb one time and made him look like an ass and Admin flagged me as Spam. If I could I would Dopple these fuckers everytime they show up but Admin will flag me as Spam. I don’t know, maybe Admin wants us all to have changing IP address. It looks to me like if enough people start that crazy shit things would devolve quickly

Stucky
Stucky
December 15, 2014 10:25 pm

” … but who are you referring to as big tits? ” ———— Sensetti

Me.

Sensetti
Sensetti
December 15, 2014 10:41 pm

Stucky
If Admin will not mark me as Spam I’ll Dopple these low life fuckers everytime they show up contradicting everything they post with their own handle. It would at that point be a waste of their time to post anything. They would leave, there would no reason to hang around. Simple solution to a big problem.

Sensetti
Sensetti
December 15, 2014 10:43 pm

Or. The fucking cowards would sign in like the rest of us they dog the fuck out.

SSS
SSS
December 16, 2014 12:51 am

@ Hallie

Stick around. One bit of advice. NEVER ATTACK ANYONE’S FAMILY or bring them into the conversation on this site. Stick to the target at hand and what s/he said. It will serve you well.

@ Stucky, who said, in conjecture of who is “Billah’s Wife” …..

“Sticky was a name applied to me for a VERY SHORT TIME, maybe for a month, and a very LONG TIME ago. …… It would absolutely not surprise me if it was either SSS or Llpoh. Both know all the history, and both are smart enough and devious enough to pull it off.”

Sticky is my invention. I was the first person to call you Sticky, and I still throw it in from time to time. However, I sign in faithfully and confront your occasionally addled-ass face-to-face.

I don’t play games here. But you do. I think you’re really pissed because you’ve been Mr. Doppelganger for years on this site. Dozens of aliases. And alias posts. Now, it’s coming back to bite you in the ass.

Hallie
Hallie
December 16, 2014 4:25 am

Okay, Stucly. I’ve attempted to offer reasonable, intellectual debate here. Evidently, you are neither reasonable nor intellectually honest. And obviously, you are no gentleman. You are a proud, small, banty cock, always crowing to keep those larger than you laughing at your absurd proclamations.

Pencilius Dickitus and gluteus maximus cephalic syndrome are a bad combination. It’s been 27 years since I did a short stint in the Psych ward as an RN, but I still recognize you when I read your rants.

Continue to rage on, little man. I understand.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
December 16, 2014 6:48 am

Hallie is right. I think I’d prefer Stucky if he were a fake, lying, disingenuous sack of shit.

I’m still wondering what attraction TBP holds for Hallie?

flash
flash
December 16, 2014 7:32 am

FWIW, anyone can get a fake e-mail , just like changing IP’s..

Here’s a clue, little darlings..don’t get your g-string all hiked up in your crack over a dopple, because if you do the troll has achieved its objective which is to make you emoting kiddies squeal with indignation..

Stop swallowing the bait and the troll will move on to another fishing hole…it’s as simple as that.

you’re welcome.

Sensetti
Sensetti
December 16, 2014 8:14 am

It is impossible to dopple someone that signs in their avatar will be the little green bat which is obvious it’s a dopple. So if you don’t want to be Doppled just sign in.

Stucky
Stucky
December 16, 2014 8:26 am

“Sticky is my invention. I was the first person to call you Sticky,” ———– SSS

Your memory is incorrect. It was SAH … after a huge shitfest. I remember it very clearly.

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“I think you’re really pissed because you’ve been Mr. Doppelganger for years on this site. Dozens of aliases. And alias posts. Now, it’s coming back to bite you in the ass.” ——– SSS

1. I do not hide behind a dopple-alias like a chicken-shit coward.

2. Most of my time it is quite obvious the dopple is me. Unless, of course, you actually believe “Jeebus, Son Of God” is actually Da Lawd. Or, Obama actually posts here. etc etc

3. My doppling another actual poster here is virtually a thing of the past. People didn’t like it …. so I basically stopped. Don’t think I’ve done it more thsn once or twice in the past year.

4. Many (most) of my dopples are clearly meant to be sarcastic or funny. They get far far more up votes than down votes.

5. I have never used an alias to relentlessly attack an individual over and over and over again.

6. The fucking douchebag known as Billah’s Wife violates ALL of the above.

7. It bites “ME in the ass”?? Really? Just, me? Or … maybe … everyone? Because — I could be wrong — but, I think pretty much everyone here is turned off by that asshole. Everyone.

Other than that, your post is OK.

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PS to Angry Vagina: Blow me.

Stucky
Stucky
December 16, 2014 8:46 am

“FWIW, anyone can get a fake e-mail , just like changing IP’s..” ——— flash

It doesn’t matter if the email is fake, or not. The KEY is that the OP’s name is unique … which prevents doppling.

For example, on the Indiana basketball site I still occasionally visit, my sign-in is GardenStateHoosier and I had to supply my email address when I created the sign-in …. it didn’t matter if it was fake (it wasn’t) or not. From that point forward NO ONE could ever create an account with the name “GardenStateHoosier” regardless of what email they provide. There is ZERO doppling on that site. It can be done, and it ain’t that hard.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
December 16, 2014 8:47 am

I’ve said it before but Stucky does do some pretty decent doppels and in my experience it’s always for fun and usually obvious. He did suck me in one time with PhD in Geology on an Abiotic Oil thread where ripped him a new one before I realized it was Stucky. I hated him for about 30 seconds before sharpening my Spidey Sense. I’ve not been duped by a Doppel since then. See? Stucky made me a better man.

Fuck all ya’ll if you can’t take a joke!

The childish bullshit being carried out in the name of Billah’s Wife lacks creativity or fun which are both prerequisites for a joke.

Billah’s Wife and bb have reached the pinnacle of their creativity and like flash said above “Stop swallowing the bait and the troll will move on to another fishing hole…it’s as simple as that.” I tend to agree but flipping them shit from time to time is too much fun.

Stucky
Stucky
December 16, 2014 9:20 am

I_S

Thank you. Yeah … that “PhD in Geology” dopple fooled a lot of people … even Admin (and he can see the IP address!!). It was fun … and that was ALWAYS AND ONLY my intent in doppling … to have a little fun.

Except after the Chatham copfuk scare as a matter of self-preservation I created FBD (Former Big Dog) … which fooled people for only about a month.

Flash says to just ignore it and move on. Easier said than done. First, it’s there!! I “scan-read” rather than read word-for-word. Your post above? Read it in under 5 seconds. Second, other people will reference the post.

Which brings me to another point, and the reason for this post. Some blogging sites … like the Hoosier bb one I visit … have an “Ignore” button under the OPs name. Yeah … if you click on it NONE of that person’s posts ever appear again!!! Sweet, eh??

Stucky
Stucky
December 16, 2014 9:27 am

OK, just for shits-and-grins … since I’ve mentioned that IU basketball site …. I’ll provide a link in case ya wanna check it out.

It’s a post I started a couple days ago (5,530 reads!) whereby I tell the mods that I am never posting a new article again. (They are a bunch of fucking pussies who delete shit at the slightest provocation.)

You’ll see the “ignore” link as the last entry under the person’s name in the left hand column.

https://indiana.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=726&tid=207811972&mid=207811972&sid=942&style=2

Sensetti
Sensetti
December 16, 2014 6:16 pm

Billah’s wife u r a fucking doppelgänger, u r one of the regulars, hiding in the shadows.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
December 16, 2014 8:51 pm

Llpoh

How do you change your IP address each time? Software?

Llpoh
Llpoh
December 16, 2014 9:18 pm

Bea – the last llpoh was a doppler. I would not have a clue how to change a diaper much less an IP. As I have said, there are two jackasses who are adding nothing to the debate, and it would be best if they stop their horseshit.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
December 16, 2014 10:49 pm

How do you change your IP address each time? Software? -BEA

I’m not Stucky but you change what websites see as your IP with a webrowser [TOR Onion] or other web anonymiser services, such as Hide My Ass.

But the IP between your ISP and router won’t change. You would have to have access to multiple Wi-Fi connections and tend to drive alot. =)

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
December 16, 2014 11:11 pm

Yeh AWD would have liked that…

EC says:

I prefer to stare at boobs discretely.

That is in no way weird.