How to Beat Internet Trolls

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In order to beat Internet trolls, you have to know their strategies.

Below are 17 common games played by trolls to disrupt our power to learn, inform, and organize on the web …

1.  Threaten those who speak out, to try to intimidate them and their readers into silence.

2. Misquote the Bible to pretend that God commands us to be obedient slaves to authority … even if the powers-that-be are downright tyrants.

3. Start a partisan divide-and-conquer fight or otherwise push emotional buttons to sow discord and ensure that cooperation is thwarted. Get people fighting against each other instead of the 3corrupt powers-that-be. Use baseless caricatures to rile everyone up. For example, start a religious war whenever possible using stereotypes like “all Jews are selfish”, “all Christians are crazy” or “all Muslims are terrorists”. Accuse the author of being a gay, pro-abortion limp-wristed wimp or being a fundamentalist pro-war hick when the discussion has nothing to do with abortion, sexuality, religion, war or region. Appeal to people’s basest prejudices and biases. And (as explained by H. Michael Sweeney’s 25 Rules of Disinformation) push the author into a defensive posture:

Sidetrack opponents with name calling and ridicule … Associate opponents with unpopular titles such as “kooks”, “right-wing”, “liberal”, “left-wing”, “terrorists”, “conspiracy buffs”, “radicals”, “militia”, “racists”, “religious fanatics”, “sexual deviates”, and so forth. This makes others shrink from support out of fear of gaining the same label, and you avoid dealing with issues.

(The person trying to smear reputation may not be a random knucklehead … he may, in fact, be a government agent, or a member of the group he’s smearing.)

4. Question motives. Twist or amplify any fact which could so taken to imply that the opponent operates out of a hidden personal agenda or other bias. This avoids discussing issues and forces the accuser on the defensive. Or accuse the author of being a narcissist.

5. Pretend it’s hopeless because we’ll be squashed if we try. For example, every time a whistleblower leaks information, say “he’s going to be bumped off”. If people talk about protesting, organizing, boycotting, shareholder activism, spreading the real facts, moving our money or taking other constructive action, write things to scare and discourage people, say something like “we don’t have any chance because they have drones and they’ll just kill us if we try”, or “Americans are too stupid, lazy and greedy, so they’ll never help out.” Encourage people to be apathetic instead of trying to change things.

6. Demand complete, fool-proof and guaranteed solutions to the problems being discussed. For example, if a reporter breaks the story that the big banks conspired to rig a market, ask “given that people are selfish and that no regulation can close all possible loopholes … how are you going to change human nature?”, and pretend that it’s not worth talking about the details of the market manipulation. This discourages people from reporting on and publicizing the corruption, fraud and other real problems. And it ensures that not enough people will spread the facts so that the majority know what’s really going on.

7. Suggest extreme, over-the-top, counter-productive solutions which will hurt more than help, or which are wholly disproportionate to what is being discussed. For example, if the discussion is whether or not to break up the big banks or to go back on the gold standard, say that everyone over 30 should be killed because they are sell-outs and irredeemable, or that all of the banks should be bombed. This discredits the attempt to spread the facts and to organize, and is simply the web method of the provocateur.

8. Pretend that alternative media – such as blogs written by the top experts in their fields, without any middleman – are untrustworthy or are motivated solely by money (for example, use the derogatory term “blogspam” for any blog posting, pretending that there is no original or insightful reporting, but that the person is simply doing it for ad revenue).

9. Coordinate with a couple of others to “shout down” reasonable comments. This is especially effective when the posters launch an avalanche of comments in quick succession … the original, reasonable comment gets lost or attacked so much that it is largely lost.  Use “forum sliding” and “topic dilution” to so dilute and distract the conversation that people forget the original point.

10. Use technology and numbers to gain leverage.  You can either hire low-wage workers in India or other developing countries to “astroturf” (see this and this) or – if you work for the government – you can use military personnel or subcontractors to monitor social media and “correct” information which you don’t like (and see this). You can pay students to post pro-government comments online.  You can even use software which allows you to quickly create and alternate between numerous false identities, each with their own internet address.  Or program software to write the comments itself.

11. Become incredulous and indignant. Avoid discussing key issues and instead focus on side issues which can be used show the topic as being critical of some otherwise sacrosanct group or theme. This is also known as the “How dare you!” gambit.

12. Use a straw man. Find or create a seeming element of your opponent’s argument which you can easily knock down to make yourself look good and the opponent to look bad. Either make up an issue you may safely imply exists based on your interpretation of the opponent/opponent arguments/situation, or select the weakest aspect of the weakest charges. Amplify their significance and destroy them in a way which appears to debunk all the charges, real and fabricated alike, while actually avoiding discussion of the real issues.

13. Associate opponent charges with old news. A derivative of the straw man usually, in any large-scale matter of high visibility, someone will make charges early on which can be or were already easily dealt with. Where it can be foreseen, have your own side raise a straw man issue and have it dealt with early on as part of the initial contingency plans. Subsequent charges, regardless of validity or new ground uncovered, can usually them be associated with the original charge and dismissed as simply being a rehash without need to address current issues — so much the better where the opponent is or was involved with the original source.

14. Censor social media, so that the hardest-hitting information is buried. If you can’t censor it, set up “free speech zones” to push dissent into dank, dark corners where no one will see it.

15. When the powers-that-be cut corners and take criminally reckless gambles with our lives and our livelihoods, protect them by pretending that the inevitable result – nuclear accidents, financial crises, terrorist attacks or other disasters – were “unforeseeable” and that “no could have known”.

16. Protect the rich and powerful by labeling any allegations of criminal activity as being a “conspiracy theory”. After all, it was the CIA itself which created the perjorative term “conspiracy theorist” and gave advice on how to attack people on that basis. For example, when Goldman gets caught rigging markets, label the accusations as mere conspiracies. Throw in the tired out cliches “tinfoil hat” and “live in your mom’s basement.”

17. Hit and Run. In any public forum, make a brief attack of your opponent or the opponent position and then scamper off before an answer can be fielded, or simply ignore any answer. This works extremely well in Internet and letters-to-the-editor environments where a steady stream of new identities can be called upon without having to explain the criticism — simply make an accusation or other attack, never discussing issues, and never answering any subsequent response, for that would dignify the opponent’s viewpoint.

Postscript: Over a number of years, we’ve found that the most effective way to fight disruption and disinformation is to link to a post such as this one which rounds up disruption techniques, and then to cite the disinfo technique you think is being used.

Specifically, we’ve found the following format to be highly effective in educating people in a non-confrontational manner about which game the troll is playing:

Good Number 1!

Or simply:

#7

(include the link so people can see what you’re referring to.)

The reason this is effective is that other readers will learn about the specific disruption tactic being used … in context, like seeing wildlife while holding a wildlife guide, so that one learns what it looks like “in the field”. At the same time, you come across as humorous and light-hearted instead of heavy-handed or overly-intense.

Try it … It works.

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Tucci78
Tucci78
April 5, 2015 9:49 am

You missed at least one. Here’s an example.

18. Claim “consensus” and dismiss the opinions, knowledge base, and perspective of the opponent as an outrageous outlier.

That’s how the climate catastrophe fraudsters have operated for decades, and how the “we” on this site works, right?

Southern Sage
Southern Sage
April 5, 2015 9:55 am

There is a solution. Ignore them. Say what the hell you please. I remember listening to a Boer South African years ago responding to some weasel.

“This MY country and I will say what I damn well please in MY country. Bugger off.!”

Well said, I think.

Leobeer
Leobeer
April 5, 2015 10:52 am

bb isn’t going to like this — you’ve posted his playbook.

Victor
Victor
April 5, 2015 11:01 am

Boiled down, a troll is very easy to identify: Anyone who disagrees with me.

In reality, trolls are those who divert and avoid the argument rather than address and discuss it.

Not everyone who disagrees with you is a troll, particularly if they are actually able to present valid argument for their view in relation to your arguments for yours. This is how truth is discerned from confusion and misunderstanding, simple stubbornness in face of argument falling more into the category of pride and ego keeping you in your bad position than trolling.

bb
bb
April 5, 2015 11:40 am

Leobeer , stop microaggressing me.You inconsiderate JERK.

Interenet troll
Interenet troll
April 5, 2015 1:25 pm

You cannot beat us or we will crush you like the puny insects that you are. The internet is the true vehicle for freedom of speech that allows us speak the truth. The newspapers hate bloggers and the bloggers because the fight for the allmighty dollar while trolls speak the truth because they have no skin in the game. We internet trolls are every where like cockroaches we will survive the nuclear world war. three. You the puny people will die and wither. We are unstoppable.No matter what you do will crush you. Eliminate free speach if you must. Start the internet free thought police. We as a collective are smarter stronger and faster than your weak ill timed laws. We all know that TBP is just a trap to collect information on those who disagree with TPTB, so that they can be wiped from the planet when the proper time comes. Watch out (Be careful Stucky and crew). TPB the money comes easy. Do not bite the hand that feeds you. Also isn’t this site getting kind old. Same old stuff different day. Try something different. You need to add some fluff pieces to light things up a bit. All this doom and gloom brings every body down. Your conspiracy theories are getting long in the tooth. Really the Fed is against us? They want us all to be wealthy. Gimme me a break. T

The consensus is against you give up.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
April 5, 2015 2:51 pm

Like I said the other day, just ignore bb and his butt buddy, chen, coyote or whatever it is calling itself this week. They simply seek to get a rise out of you and then pound their pud furiously when they do.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
April 5, 2015 3:33 pm

I’m not an ‘it’. Your dog is an it. You should spend some time watching Sesame Street so you can learn the difference.

Please tell me which of the above trolling behaviors I am guilty of. A troll’s purpose is to disrupt conversation and twist the topic to his liking. If you invested a bit of time on self-reflection, you’d recognize yourself.

You and Billy follow this playbook. Billy once crowed that he had ‘trolled’ me hard. He went ballistic when I suggested blacks could have been absorbed earlier in the post-bellum period. His reaction was not a simple demurral, his response was heavily laced with items 1, 3, 4, 9 and 11.

For a young man, you sure are a grumpy dick, is it the fact you two are he same age a Obama?

I’m not responsible for bb’s comments to you, nor am I liable for BW’s comments. It’s funny you two weasels have acquired these kite tails. I like being happy and hate it when I am feeling dicky, which is why I hate to read Billy’s and your comments.

bb
bb
April 5, 2015 4:23 pm

Indentured Servant , you ass hole.I ask you nicely to stop microaggressing me but you keep doing it.
All that white privilege has gone to your Damn head.If you continue hassling me I will ask our TBP community to put you in some sort of bi racial sensitivity training .

All this time I was beginning to like you now you have go and be a dip shit.How’s your foot ?

flash
flash
April 5, 2015 4:27 pm

TBP doesn’t seem to have much of a troll problem and when one does appear, they don’t hang around too long.. …hmmm…wonder why?

Llpoh
Llpoh
April 5, 2015 5:29 pm

Flash – Because we are the homeworld of megatrolls and dare not be invaded?

starfcker
starfcker
April 5, 2015 5:56 pm

The homeworld is secure. Long as jim bob is making the rules. Most sites don’t allow the evisceration of morons this one does. Can’t have a glass jaw here. Look at tucci up top. Taken the lickin and keepin on ticken. That’s what bullying does. Let’s everyone find their place in the world

Homer
Homer
April 5, 2015 6:29 pm

I’m going to copy these disparaging strategies and read them and re read them.

Often we are disarmed by tactics that we didn’t understand and are left with no recourse because we didn’t grasp that there was an attack and we didn’t grasp that the attack lacked innocence although that is how it was bantered.

Know your enemies tactics.

Billah's wife
Billah's wife
April 5, 2015 6:35 pm

Oh mah gawd. This article is crookeder than Indented Sphincter cocker spaniels ding dong after havin his way with Ms Sphincter. People like IS and mah dipshitted homersexual deviant husband BILLAH need ter die a painful death fer there errant beliefs about freedom and libertarianism and whatnot. I believe the bible says they should have their livers cooked in uh vat uh crisco. They think fightin the new world order is a good idea but it aint. We’re totally screwed. I think we should hire a helicopter to drop a massive diarrea bomb on the federal Reserve, but I like Donald trump. Yer fired! He says, and I say right back ‘I ain’t never been hired!’ Anyways, Indented Sphincter is just mad cuz he’s got pinworms that come back every spring. He uses a brillo pad fer the itch, that’s why his bung hole got indented.

Homer
Homer
April 5, 2015 6:37 pm

Interenet troll–pretty funny! I don’t think that I have much to fear from you. Hell, you can’t even spell Internet.

Billy
Billy
April 5, 2015 7:12 pm

I’m not an ‘it’. Your dog is an it. You should spend some time watching Sesame Street so you can learn the difference. – El Cockroach

Oh, we know the difference. You’re an ‘it’… you, and all your alter egos and socks.

Billy once crowed that he had ‘trolled’ me hard.

Oh, it wasn’t just a trolling. It was an epic beatdown, with you clearly on the wrong side.

His reaction was not a simple demurral, his response was heavily laced with items 1, 3, 4, 9 and 11.

So? I fight to win, period. And I think it’s hilarious you being butthurt and whining about the tactics I use when you have admitted up front to going out of your way in various attempts to piss me off on purpose – meaning, your remarks are not meant to further a conversation or offer any insight. They are meant to target me, solely, by your own admission.

So, playing the Poor Woobie and My Shit Don’t Stink cards won’t get you anywhere…

Tissue?

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EL Coyote
EL Coyote
April 5, 2015 7:29 pm

Your my favorite turd, Billy

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
April 5, 2015 9:04 pm

Billy says: meaning, your remarks are not meant to further a conversation or offer any insight. They are meant to target me, solely, by your own admission.

That was one time when I referenced bb’s WASP status. One time. If you think I go out of my wayt offend you, your nuts, just plain loco, frijo.

Vega4me
Vega4me
April 5, 2015 9:06 pm

If GeoWash’s blog isn’t a troll’s cyber spooning heaven, I don’t know what is. I guess anyone who in fact doesn’t agree with his age’s old filth is a troll.

Vega4me
Vega4me
April 5, 2015 9:12 pm

@Admin, are you too going to claim that The Jews are responsible for just about anything that the Goebbels-Mohammedan cadre claims, asserts, and conjures is wrong with the world? Just a question.

Billah's wife
Billah's wife
April 5, 2015 10:12 pm

One time Billah got in a fight with his cousin on account his cousin cuz uh this funky three way that went wrong. Anyways, they was both slathered in crisco, tryin ter gouge each others eyes out, grabbin onter each others tiny little ol flaccid peckers til they weren’t flaccid no morr, then they forgot what they was fightin for and went back to hillbilly hump time. Here’s the point. Billah has a mean bark, but he don’t have no teeth ter bite.

Billy
Billy
April 6, 2015 10:29 pm

It was not my cousin. It was my brother. And it ain’t Crisco – it’s virgin olive oil. We wrestle on special occasions, and like the ancient Spartans, we do it in the nude, and occasionally our weiner slip into each other’s bungholes.

Billy's Cuzin
Billy's Cuzin
April 7, 2015 12:10 am

Fuckin-A, Billy!

Let ‘er rip, tater chip!

You tell ’em The Truth!