QUOTES OF THE DAY – MOTHER EDITION

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Jack Nicholson

God made mothers because he couldn’t be everywhere.

Yiddish Proverb

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.

Tenneva Jordan

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

Theodore Hesburgh

A mom’s hug lasts long after she lets go.

Author Unknown

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.

Irish Proverb

Don`t forget Mother`s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad`s Third Wife Day.

Jay Leno