Candidate Profile: Lindsey Graham
South Carolina senator and retired Air Force colonel Lindsey Graham officially announced Monday that he will run in the 2016 presidential race, adding his name to the increasingly crowded Republican field. Here are some key facts to know about Graham:
- Marital Status: Single, but on the prowl
- Distinction Among Other GOP Candidates: Most recent
- Voter Appeal: Popular with voters who believe America not currently in enough wars
- Appearance: Excited boy getting his first tricycle
- Family: Has relatable 50-year-old sister just like you and me
- Name Recognition Among Sen. John McCain: 100 percent
- Percent Of Body Mass That Is Sweet Tea: 17
- What He’s Wearing Under That Little Three-Button Navy Blue Number: Absolutely nothing
- Biggest Obstacle To Winning Presidency: (Tie) Personality, voting record, stances on various issues, physical appearance, funding
Candidate Profile: Rick Perry
Former Texas governor Rick Perry announced Thursday his candidacy for the 2016 presidential election, hoping to fare better than he did in his unsuccessful bid for the Republican nomination in 2012. Here’s what you need to know about Perry:
- Campaign Slogan: “I Studied This Time”
- Experience: Effectively and efficiently led bungling of 2012 presidential campaign
- Policies: Tough on crime, specifically homosexuality
- Death Penalty Record: Undefeated, 234-0
- Political Base: Unsettling white guys in wraparound Oakleys
- Biggest Political Asset: Looks pretty presidential on muted TV at airport
- Biggest Liability: Public forums
- Greatest Political Accomplishment: Provided underserved minorities and mentally retarded individuals with access to quality executions
- Oh, And: Was recently issued felony indictment for abuse of power as Texas governor
Both Gayham and Perry have the sealed with a kiss approval of the Bilderbergs as does Hitlery Clinton…………….either way it’s their candidate. Nothing new in the is selection/election.
I am looking forward to a Perry presidency and open carry laws in all 51 states. Liberals would stay indoors where they belong.
Oops- That would be (this) selection/election.
Graham has the full support of the Log Cabin Neocon wing of the GOP. 234-0. That’s funny.
I prefer Rick Perry, if only because he looks like Josh Brolin and not some pretty boy like Brad Pitt.
Pretty boys have a nasty habit of disclosing on Oprah or Diane Sawyer interviews a lifelong dream of appearing on the cover of Vogue. They may start coming out in droves each and every week in a disturbing Hollywood trend we might call the Journey of the Week.
EC- Rick Perry is as much a tool as the rest of them……….there will be no candidate that is not owned.
I just HAVE to congratulate Lindsey Graham on his beautifully healthy-looking complexion. Clearly, taking so many cum shots to the face works wonders for skin tone!
The mere fact that each of these two are actually running with the hope of winning shows how fucked up the U.S.A. really is. Almost as bad as Palin.
Bea, I qualified my statement. The mere fact that so many Repubs are jumping into the ring with the hope of winning shows they smell blood in the water and I’m sure Hillary doesn’t still menstruate.
TCES!
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I don’t know how this Father restrained himself from getting up and stomping this motherfucking pricks ass.
President Perry would be a disaster rivaling that of Dumbya. Stupidity combined with militarism always produces bad consequences.
Yes but the other side of that coin is Hillary. Dumb dudes seem to be the preference of the American voter. Nixon was smart but what did that prove?
EL Coyote says:
Yes but the other side of that coin is Hillary. Dumb dudes seem to be the preference of the American voter. Nixon was smart but what did that prove?
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Nixon inherited his war. Of course he committed war crimes in a futile attempt to withdraw with a victory, but he had to play with the cards he was dealt.
I meant he was a smart dude and so was Carter but, like all humanity, they were subject to events.
Now, looks and youth are the keys to election – leadership be damned.
Perry-maybe. Graham NOOOOOOOOO!