“I can swim, my whole body is a flotation device.” Priceless, one of the funniest videos I have ever seen and heard.
Bob.
Iska Waran
July 8, 2015 2:46 pm
She makes some good points, augmented by the complete avoidance of the use of past participles.
TJF
July 8, 2015 2:52 pm
Remind me to never accept a dinner invitation from her. Using her logic, if I went into her house, I may end up on her plate.
Stucky
July 8, 2015 3:36 pm
Dear nasty lookin’ neegrow woman,
I gots sum things to say to ya;
Fust, don’t be leavn da house wif shampoo on yo head. It look nasty.
Secund, when you on da street you in da gub’ments house. Whut I’m sayn iz, don’t be drivin and filmin yoself or else da POleece will ate ate you up.
Terd, don’t be worryin ’bout no sharks. 99% of dem can’t opey dey moufs wide enough to bite yo fat ass.
Fo, the other 1% sharks be takin one look at yo nasty face, and dey be turnin into vegetarians.
Fi, you gain any mo weight and you won’t fir through da Pearly Gates.
Praise da Lawd, and pass the biscuits!
DRUD
July 8, 2015 3:39 pm
This is a genuinely nice lady…obese, with very odd hair, intellectually unsophisticated to be sure…but nice. There are millions upon millions of individuals like her all across the country…far too many of them, I fear, are going to get slaughtered, metaphorically and maybe literally, in the years to come.
“I can swim, my whole body is a flotation device.” Priceless, one of the funniest videos I have ever seen and heard.
Bob.
She makes some good points, augmented by the complete avoidance of the use of past participles.
Remind me to never accept a dinner invitation from her. Using her logic, if I went into her house, I may end up on her plate.
Dear nasty lookin’ neegrow woman,
I gots sum things to say to ya;
Fust, don’t be leavn da house wif shampoo on yo head. It look nasty.
Secund, when you on da street you in da gub’ments house. Whut I’m sayn iz, don’t be drivin and filmin yoself or else da POleece will ate ate you up.
Terd, don’t be worryin ’bout no sharks. 99% of dem can’t opey dey moufs wide enough to bite yo fat ass.
Fo, the other 1% sharks be takin one look at yo nasty face, and dey be turnin into vegetarians.
Fi, you gain any mo weight and you won’t fir through da Pearly Gates.
Praise da Lawd, and pass the biscuits!
This is a genuinely nice lady…obese, with very odd hair, intellectually unsophisticated to be sure…but nice. There are millions upon millions of individuals like her all across the country…far too many of them, I fear, are going to get slaughtered, metaphorically and maybe literally, in the years to come.
Da raciss sharks only be eatin’ white people!
Lord Jesus, stay out of the ocean. Sage advice!