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I’ll be pretty much off-line until Thursday. Another road trip to Altoona for a Penn State freshman orientation day. Been there, done that. But doing it again for son #2. Four hours on the PA Turnpike tonight. Four hours tomorrow. I can’t wait.

Try and behave while I’m gone.


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Tommy
Tommy
July 14, 2015 5:40 pm

All I’ve got to say to whoever takes the reins is ‘you’re not the boss of me!’.

taxSlave
taxSlave
July 14, 2015 6:16 pm

Safe travels Admin.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
July 14, 2015 6:18 pm

Get set to throw poo at Stucky! Ready, aim, fire!

Stucky
Stucky
July 14, 2015 6:33 pm

“Four hours on the PA Turnpike tonight. Four hours tomorrow.” ———— Admin

I’m going to guess there’s a really really good reason why you can’t drive for 8 hours at a time. Bladder control issues? Flatulence issues? Therefore, I’m not going to rag on you.

Safe travels ….

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
July 14, 2015 6:55 pm

Tommy says:
“All I’ve got to say to whoever takes the reins is ‘you’re not the boss of me!’.”

We don’t behave any better when he’s gone than when he’s here.

starfcker
starfcker
July 14, 2015 7:08 pm

watch out for Haitians wandering around in the middle of the highway

starfcker
starfcker
July 14, 2015 7:08 pm

and thugs in the bushes at the rest stops

dilligaf
dilligaf
July 14, 2015 7:16 pm

Stucky is a little bitch……

Stucky
Stucky
July 14, 2015 7:25 pm

dilligaf

Yeah …. and you are MY bitch

SSS
SSS
July 14, 2015 7:29 pm

“Another road trip to Altoona ……… Four hours on the PA Turnpike tonight. Four hours tomorrow. I can’t wait.”
—-Admin

WTF are you driving? A moped?

Your house to Altoona is 237 miles. At an average of 65 mph (and you have interstate nearly the entire trip), it would take you 3 hours, 43 minutes. Let’s round off the entire trip to 4 hours and not your absurd 8 hours.

At your claimed 8 hours, your average speed would be 30 mph. Like THAT speed will work on an interstate. Your “I can’t wait” is the big clue to this mystery. Translation, “I can’t wait to drive a couple of hours and get some nookie.”

Am I right?

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
July 14, 2015 7:33 pm

SSS, you are forgetting time for lunchx2 and time to stop, wander around and take pictures for his next posting.

Stucky
Stucky
July 14, 2015 7:53 pm

I’ve driven the length of I-80 in PA more times than I can remember …. 360 miles …. in theory, 6 hours ……. the BEST I ever managed was 7.5 hours …. SHIT road with lots of construction for the past 125 years … and 55mph

SSS
SSS
July 14, 2015 9:06 pm

Stucky

Do you ever tire of being Admin’s lap dog?

I have modified my analysis of his bullshit “8 hour” road trip to Altoona to include a bacon factor. He’s stopping at a motel that serves free bacon for breakfast.

Bacon. It’s as good as nookie. In Admin’s case, it may be a twofer. Heh.

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 14, 2015 11:13 pm

Good

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
July 15, 2015 7:39 am

Very appropriate. Cant wait to see the IR images. My work facilitates the best IR imaging devices on Earth or in space. Barring a collision, New Horizons will sail on for eternity. It’s damn fun to have a small part in something like that. OhPluto will always be a planet in my heart

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IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
July 15, 2015 7:40 am

that was via “daily timewaster” http://dailytimewaster.blogspot.com/

Stucky
Stucky
July 15, 2015 8:54 am

“Do you ever tire of being Admin’s lap dog?” ———— SSS

Actually …….. NO, I don’t. I am his personal Austrian Schutzstaffel. You fuck wif him … you fuck wif ME! It’s one of my various duties here, of which I have many.

Speaking of fucked up ……… boy, oh boy, we really did fuck up with our maf!! Especially YOU … trying to weasel out of your answer with irrelevant bacon bullshit.

Dutchman
Dutchman
July 15, 2015 10:12 am

Made the trip between Allentown and State College many times – 1968 thru 1971 – before I-80 was completed.

A most boring drive.

Nice thing was little or no State Cops.

Muck About
Muck About
July 15, 2015 10:48 am

It’s just SSS practicing his math for his golf score..

MA

bb
bb
July 15, 2015 11:32 am

Have a great time looking at all those pretty college girls.

SSS
SSS
July 15, 2015 1:02 pm

“trying to weasel out of your answer with irrelevant bacon bullshit”
—-Sticky @ SSS

Bacon is never irrelevant. Got finished 18 holes of golf Monday at 10:30 am. Had bacon, hash browns and fruit. Mmmm, tasty.

SSS
SSS
July 15, 2015 8:26 pm

T4C says (alongside her 15 second video clip @ 6:25 pm):

“Which TBP monkey would this be?”

Sticky. He’s convinced his shit don’t stink. Runner-up: Admin. Or vice-versa. It’s a close call.