You’re time has passed old friend. Trying to fit in with the younger crowd makes you stand out like a sore thumbs up emoji.
Somebody let the dough on those bottom biscuits rise too long…
C’mon guys. You’re both missing the point of suspenders. They are meant to hold your pants up, not make it look like your ass crack is bungee jumping.
At first I was like “Who the hell needs left and right tattooed on their leg?” and then I saw him wearing socks with camo Crocs and it all just sorta makes sense now.
Listen female Kevin Federline, it’s not that every person around you is stressed or sleepy; they’re making that face in reaction to you.
It’s a good thing you’ve got that butterfly pattern on to show you’re approachable. It’s a nice counterbalance to the rest of your outfit that screams “I will spit in your face.”
Man that is a battle I’m glad I’m not fighting. It must be a serious one if you’re preparing for battle like that.
False. Anyone who uses paper bags cannot possibly be “dripping in bitches”.
I’m sure the Virgin Mary would be suuuuuper excited to know her image is on a pair of leggings you dirt,y dirty sinner you.
You look like one of those online build-a-doll things that little girls can choose different outfits for the tops and bottoms. Not one anyone would pick mind you, but I think you get the picture here.
Perhaps Marvel or D.C. Comics would be interested in our pitch for Lizard Man?
Well this is just flat-out awkward as hell. Not even sure what I’d tell you to do young lad. Good luck?
It’s not a good thing when your shirt looks like it’s just one huge bra clinging on for dear life…especially when you’re a guy.
This cowgirl looks like she could hold onto a bull for a good 14 minutes.
Well obviously those big ol’ studs are impairing your vision because the rest of us can clearly see you look like shit.
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What the hell has happened to America?! I’ve seen some bad weekly spreads over the years for People of Walmart, but this is a new low. I’m embarrassed to be the same species as these creatures. Sometimes I wonder how certain laws are being passed and then I see photos like these and it sadly makes more sense. These are the subjects that made Obama king. From a shining city upon a hill to a rotting dump behind an alley.
It is pretty scary, isn’t it? I am still of the generation where you put on a clean shirt when you go to town. I also try and look ‘normal’….as in human being.
Here we go 7th picture down, yes I’m talking about the guy who thinks it’s perfectly okay to take his shoes off in a public bathroom. This is a true story that I’ve been dying to write for over a month now, I just needed a catalyst like the picture above to set the tone and mood. This fails on so many levels and it is a testament of how truly fucked we are as a species.
So this gentleman ( 40’s) complains to the store manager for the awful experience he had in the one of the 12 available restrooms in our store. He said when he was done with his deed, he then noticed that there wasn’t any toilet paper…. Let that sink in for a moment. WTF is going on with these people? what are they thinking about?
Now these are busy restrooms, two full time people keep them cleaned and stocked and my guess is a lot of guys aren’t allowed to shit at home for some reason or another so they come to the big box retailer to empty their DEMON shit in a public setting.
So the man starts to panic for the lack of shit paper, we already know he is brain damaged and beyond any hope whatsoever. He then proceeds to take his trousers off and then decides to use his underpants as toilet paper. He then discards his biotoxic demon waste underpants into the trash can so someone else could get violently ill while disposing them.
The only reason we know his story is because he told the store manager every fucking detail, the store manager apologize for his ordeal and the lack of shit paper in one of the 12 toilets, thinking it would sink in to the man, it did not. The man wanted to know what he was going to do for him and he said there’s nothing I can do for you ( and he fucking meant it ) and finally he left.
Next week I’ll tell you about this invention I have for people who throw their dirty diapers in public.
How does any retail establishment allow underwear as acceptable attire to enter their premise? and a bikini is underwear.
The last pic is truly gruesome. WTF possesses anyone to do that?
Fourth picture from the bottom………….if I was that kid I’d find some place else to be……quickly!
This is the third week in a row that no one visibly shit themselves so things are looking up!
What does the 2015 version of a studly ladies man look like? Check out mister “Dripping in Bitches” himself. LOL
All of the bitches down at the trailer park want to swing on his pole.
Anytime I have a sliver of hope for humanity, I can always view the Walmart crowd to destroy my sense of optimism.
Where do these people work???
II have a confession to make. I am the guyi n the pink top and white short shorts with the panama hat. I was set up by Stuckey and he has blackmailed for years with that photo.