Winner of the Lardo Marathon. It’s not 26.2 miles. It’s 26.2 yards.
Via Goodbye America (in a photo)
RUN STRONG
Winner of the Lardo Marathon. It’s not 26.2 miles. It’s 26.2 yards.
Via Goodbye America (in a photo)
Riding a fat girl is like riding a Moped. It’s OK as long as your friends don’t see you. This blubber butt will have to run more than a marathon to regain human form.
3 reasons your weight doesn’t matter?
Bullshit…
Tell you what. Take a backpack. Fill it full of rocks. Then put it on and go do your normal running routine.
Weight doesn’t matter….
The fuck it doesn’t. Chunk Style there probably collapsed about 3 seconds after the photo was taken. Hair all braided, no sweat whatsoever… Even at my best when they would dog us and run us 8 or 10 miles, I looked like hell on a cracker. Soaking wet, blown out, clothes all fucked up and soaked… might have even puked once or twice, so there’s that…
No, the “Big Beautiful Woman” on the cover is a lie… she don’t run anywhere. Cept maybe to the snack food aisle.
I forgot to mention:
I’d hit that.
Compared ter me this honey pie looks anorexic.
Thin runners blow out their knees and long distance runners’ bodies cannibalize themselves. Man was not meant to punish their bodies like that.
I have to say I don’t know one person of that girth that isn’t nearly immobile due to the destruction of their joints, most notably knees, ankles and hips, by the time they are 40, if they make it that long.
Running for “health” at that weight is just guaranteeing a long, painful future full of surgeries and medications. If that is health, I’ll never be healthy.
@Billy: You could hit her in anyone of the many ‘folds’.
I’ve noticed that among women 35 and up, the speed walkers seem to look better than the runners, on average. Maybe it’s because they do it more consistently. The runners look better than the sit-on-their-assers, though.
Just looking at the cover of this mag is hilarious, the galloping heffer is only part of it.
Injury proof and running do not compute, running as most people do destroys your body, fails to burn calories to lose weight and cannabalizes the muscle they do have. At best they become skinny-fat capable of nothing nut pointless steady state chronic cardio.
3 reasons your weight doesnt matter, authored by some fat tw’unt who doesnt even believe her own writings.
Want to lose weight, strength train (lift up and put down heavy ass things), do HIIT, sprintwork and do 3 sets of “stop eating shit food all the time fatass”, vast majority of weightloss doesnt occur on a treadmill, it happens in a kitchen, thats the place that has the garbage can, the thing you throw mcdonalds wrappers into.
but i cant imagine a mag called womens running would do anything but tell women the “benefits” of running.
Holy shit! 5.2 on the Richter Scale.
Good grief Harry p , everyone knows you have take in less calories and then make healthy choices a lifestyle. Star with 1200 calories a day.
1200 is a dumb suggestion, but i am assuming youre just trolling so ill let it go.
Running is bad for you, especially if you’re fat.
Walking is good for you, especially if you’re fat.
Billy says:
I forgot to mention:
I’d hit that.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I never saw that coming!
>>>>> I’d hit that
Why bother? Unless your equipment ranks in the 5 percentile size wise you are not getting through the outer defenses.
Might as well go and do laundry as in either case all you’ll be doing is folding.