Question of the Day, August 14

Today’s question comes from the Chatham Police – “What would you choose as your last meal?”

Author: Back in PA Mike

Crotchety middle aged man with a hot younger wife dead set on saving this Country.

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Administrator
Administrator
August 14, 2015 9:49 am

John Coffey in The Green Mile: Cornbread, meat loaf, mashed potatoes with gravy, okra, and peach cobbler

Dutchman
Dutchman
August 14, 2015 9:55 am

2 lbs King Crab legs and a made from scratch Caesar salad.

fear & loathing
fear & loathing
August 14, 2015 10:05 am

chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes and gravy with turnip greens, blueberry pie

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
August 14, 2015 10:38 am

An 18 year old blonde ( female) babe who’s stacked !

Chicago999444
Chicago999444
August 14, 2015 10:40 am

A seafood platter with king crab legs, shrimp, and baked salmon with a Ceaser’s salad, a fine white burgundy or chablis for wine, and an immense slice of moist chocolate cake with chocolate icing, followed by a last nip of Fireball & Rumchata.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
August 14, 2015 10:48 am

Admin- You will fit in well in the south when you move there after you retire. That is some fine southern food you listed.

kokoda
kokoda
August 14, 2015 11:02 am

Filet Mignon, Lobster, Steak Fries, Steamed Broccoli, and Ballantine Ale.

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
August 14, 2015 11:22 am

I would like to eat the liver and heart of the prosecutor who sent me to death row and drink Tequila from his or her still warm brain case.

But that’s just me.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
August 14, 2015 1:01 pm

HZK- Good answer but…..damn.

SSS
SSS
August 14, 2015 1:16 pm

@ Hope: eeewwwww!!!!

Bacon – crisp, but not too crisp. If I wanted charcoal, I’d ask for it. Home fries with onions and peppers. Fruit platter with mainly sweet, ripe cantaloupe and berries. No fucking bananas!!!! And a glass of spicy hot V-8 vegetable juice.

Nice balance of fat, carbs, veggies, and fruit. Gotta watch the waistline. Heh.

TE
TE
August 14, 2015 2:47 pm

Wow, great question.

Biggest pain in the ass is I would want my own cooking, think that could happen?

Big ole’ ribeye steak, bloody and grilled to perfection. Peas sauteed in olive oil with lots of garlic and onions. Maybe a side of my hamburger gravy (I’m such a simple girl) on my homemade biscuits. A huge glass of 100% not pasteurized, organic, full fat milk. Oh yeah, a couple Fat Tire beers, but Guinness (from Ireland, not this ‘murkin crap) would do too.

For desert, I’m thinking a thick slice of blueberry pie with a huge dollop of real whipped cream.

Great, now I’m hungry.

Administrator
Administrator
  TE
August 14, 2015 2:59 pm

You die of a heart attack at the end of the meal. Perfect.

Back in PA Mike
Back in PA Mike
August 14, 2015 3:42 pm

Start with a seafood cocktail, then lobster tail, a charbroiled steak & Mac n Cheese. Wash it down with a few Boddington’s. Screw the salad.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
August 14, 2015 3:58 pm

A plate of cured olives/cheeses/cured meats followed by a green salad, gazpacho, Spanish pan, surf and turf paella, a different beer to go with each, caramel flan, a bowl of fruit and finish it off with a small glass of Pedro Ximemenz wine.

Lysander
Lysander
August 14, 2015 9:42 pm

Spaghetti, meatballs and sausages with mashed potatoes and onions on the side. A side of calves liver and bacon with yellow wax string beans. And for dessert, a gallon of Friendly’s forbidden chocolate ice cream and a whole box of ring dings.

Oh crap. My bad. That’s what i ate last night.

Rainstorm
Rainstorm
August 15, 2015 7:25 pm

…veal parmesan, pasta, french roll, espresso, chocolate mouse and a leggy brunette across the table.

Hagar
Hagar
August 15, 2015 7:28 pm

Four, over easy, fried eggs, bacon, grits, red eye gravy, scratch biscuits, coffee, and a double shot of Granddaddy Mims Moonshine.

Stucky
Stucky
August 15, 2015 8:43 pm

Half dozen ROTTEN eggs and some RANCID pork ….. so I can puke and rain liquid shit on the motherfuckers who interviewed me.

Stucky
Stucky
August 15, 2015 8:52 pm

A serious answer …

Sauerbraten and spaetzle, German potato salad, sweet and sour cabbage, knödel, sauerkraut and brats, and a dinner roll oozing with butter.

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