MARGIN CALL MONDAY

If you were wondering what happens when margin debt is at the highest level in history and the market abruptly drops because a corrupt Chinese central banker devalued their currency, welcome to Black Monday 2015. I hope you aren’t leveraged. Enjoy the show. The calls from Wall Street bankers and CNBC talk show morons for a bailout to follow shortly.


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Mark
Mark
August 24, 2015 8:16 am

Oil below $38

Stick a fork in Putin . He’s done.

card802
card802
August 24, 2015 8:34 am

The next few days the shitforbrains on CNBC decision making skills will be like a squirrel trying to cross a road.

Should I stay or should I go now? Splat, too fucking late.

TC
TC
August 24, 2015 8:35 am

A few weeks ago I bought some VIX calls when VIX was trading at 12. As of close Friday the position was only up 35% despite VIX having a record jump for the week. We’ll see if they start moving today…

Stucky
Stucky
August 24, 2015 8:43 am

I have never watched more than 2-3 minutes of Fox Business channel … that shit just bores the fuck out of me.

But, I like the picture of the bear Admin posted, soooo, what the fuck let’s take a peek.

So, they have this guy Dick Grasso on … he’s the former CEO of the stock exchange. None of this will be news to any of you, but here’s what he’s saying;

— the USA economy is really really strong, unemployment low, blah blah
— banks are in great shape
— no one loses money until they sell (no idea wtf that means)
— traders trade because they follow trends cuz the “trend is their friend”
— BUT …. real investors are ignoring the past few days
— BECAUSE … there’s tremendous money to be made for smart investors right now
— this is nothing but a minor market correction

I’m not bullshitting, folks.

So, please ignore Admin the fea-rmonger!!! :mrgreen:

Stucky
Stucky
August 24, 2015 8:49 am

Admin

Yes! They talked about “circuit breakers” kicking in.

I have no idea what the fuck that means. So, I quick googled it. Up pops all these financial charts. Can’t understand them. fuckit

BUT … then I see this picture. I’m guessing it’s a bad thing.
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Stucky
Stucky
August 24, 2015 9:05 am

Last report …. you can watch the Fox Biz clowns yourself ..

… so, now they are comparing the market to heroin-addicts, and the Fed being the heroin dealer …… and whenever addicts get off heroin that’s a good thing. I’m not kidding.

Just before the end of the show (for this hour) one of the talking dicks said he can’t stress enough — “the fundamentals are strong!!!”

I think I just might watch the Fox Biz Comedy Hour all day. These fuksticks are funnier than George Carlin.

Stucky
Stucky
August 24, 2015 9:13 am

Trump was just on the phone with the Fox Plunge Team ………. he’s blaming all this on China …. “they have serious problems and they are pulling us down with them”

TPC
TPC
August 24, 2015 9:22 am

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BEA LEVER
BEA LEVER
August 24, 2015 9:34 am

Good day for the smart people………

Gold is up 4.60USD this morning and rising.

TPC
TPC
August 24, 2015 9:49 am

If oil drops a little farther I may have to try my hand at commodities…..out of everything its the only one I’m confident will go back up.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 24, 2015 9:54 am

Down 604 last I checked, but the average P/E is still 16.4.

Lotta potential downside left, should stabilize at 8-12 which is a reasonable valuation range.

Figure for your self what percentage of drop that could represent, and where you should get back in to take advantage of the next (one way or another Fed sponsored) bull.

Stucky
Stucky
August 24, 2015 10:05 am

“If oil drops a little farther I may have to try my hand at commodities…..out of everything its the only one I’m confident will go back up.” ————- TPC

You are almost certainly correct. (See how I hedged that comment? lol)

You might want to read this article “Oil Prices Must Rebound. Here’s Why”

http://oilprice.com/Energy/Oil-Prices/Oil-Prices-Must-Rebound-Heres-Why.html

Sensetti
Sensetti
August 24, 2015 10:18 am

Oil will not rebound in the midst of this Fourth Turning, debt crushing, depression that we are walking into.

TPC
TPC
August 24, 2015 10:19 am

@Stucky – Even ignoring past data we know the following:

#1 Oil is a REAL commodity. It physically exists. It can’t be manufactured via spreadsheet.

#2 Its finite. New sources have been found for it, but those sources aren’t even economically viable until the price is much higher than it is now ($100/barrel?).

#3 We KNOW the US is keeping its thumb on Russia to force them into a corner by keeping world oil prices low. This can only last so long.

#4 Oil has real uses, uses that are incredibly varied. Our entire society hinges not only on the various fuels it produces, but the enormous number of plastic feedstocks and other chemicals it is used to create.

The price will come up, the only question is if I have the balls enough to try and pull the trigger and then sit on my hands until the price is up….

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 24, 2015 10:33 am

TPC,

The question may end up being who can last longer, Russia or the US?

I think Russia may be in better overall financial condition than we are, but real statistics are hard to find and limited in nature.

Stucky
Stucky
August 24, 2015 10:34 am

“#4 Oil has real uses, ………” ———- TPC

Bada Boom!! Bada Bing!!! THOUSANDS of uses!!!

There were only one billion people on the planet as recently as the turn of the 19th century. In 1999, world population was 6 billion. It increased another Billion ….. in just TWELVE YEARS.

Yea. Right. Sure. Oil will never recover!!!!! hahahaha

DRUD
DRUD
August 24, 2015 10:42 am

Oil is in literally everything you see around you. Every building, every gadget, everything you eat and drink, everything. And as Herr Stuckmeister points out it is the reason for the incredible exponential population growth over the past 150 years.

However, The key value with oil is not price…it is EROIE (Energy Returned over Energy Invested). The financial side of things can be obscured and has been…but again you can’t fake the Laws of Thermodynamics. There is a certain amount of energy in a barrel of oil and it takes a certain amount of energy to extract that barrel from the ground. If the latter exceed to the former (or even approaches it) no amount of financial shenanigans will EVER get it out of the ground (at least not for long).

Ultimately, it is diminishing returns (in terms of energy) and positive feedback loops that destroy empires. We are well into the first…it is only a matter of time before the downward spiral (positive feedback) begins.

Fiatman60
Fiatman60
August 24, 2015 11:07 am

ADMIN’s pic of the NYSE lying on it’s side Too Funny…… made my day!

Persnickety
Persnickety
August 24, 2015 11:11 am

NYSE Invokes Rule 34, Reminds Traders That Panic-Selling Is Sexy

Homer
Homer
August 24, 2015 12:05 pm

Karl Denninger is a bright light in a dim world.

By Bailout, you mean QE 4.

Ya! China’s the blame. Not the reckless financial mess caused by over spending government, irresponsible central bank, financial opportunists and others (shall we call them greedy parasites wanting more freebies from government).

I guess China has us on a short string. lol

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
August 24, 2015 12:11 pm

Yeah but where will the Dow be at 4:00 Karl? HFT in the last 30 seconds to stop another 500 point drop? Sure it is just the beginning of large negative closes between now and October so why wait to take the losses? They love it when the sheep ride it out and vaporize ALL their money.

Homer
Homer
August 24, 2015 12:37 pm

Bea Lever–from an earlier post but apropos.

The stock market (Dow) fell today almost 1,000 pts. and all the financial newscasters were out in force giving the unwashed many hope and reasons why now is the time to buy. Hahahah!

Homer
Homer
August 24, 2015 12:45 pm

Administrator says, “This is not a day to trade, it’s a day to go the bar and drink.”

Pray tell when is it a day to jump out a 10 story window?

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
August 24, 2015 3:06 pm

Paper gold drives down phizz gold from up $6.37 this morning to down $5.90 at 3:00pm with the Dow sliding fast toward being down 700 points.

Nothing to see here, move along. Right.

Homer
Homer
August 24, 2015 3:41 pm

Bea Lever–Per Andy Hoffman–PPT never lets gold rise in a falling stock market.

We have a control problem, ‘Houston”.

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
August 24, 2015 8:34 pm

Oh man! I’ll bet those margin calls hurt!