This might not be the best way to begin an engagement…
A dragon row boat capsized Sept. 20 after a man proposed to his girlfriend, tossing 19 people into New York City’s East River. They all had to be rescued by emergency services. Thankfully, everyone’s fine.
As The Gothamist writes:
Officials say the boat was capsized by a succession of wakes from larger vessels passing nearby, not from the emotional turbulence that inevitably batters every couple who commits to spending their entire lives together in this f*cked up world, so there’s no need to see this as a metaphor for their impending nuptials or the institution of marriage in general. But even if it is A Sign, everybody on board survived, so the takeaway is obviously that when you prepare for life’s vicissitudes and wear a life preserver everything will be just fine!
Even without the surprise swimming, that can’t have been too romantic of a proposal. I mean, those boats are crammed full of people trying to row their little hearts out. So, it’s not like you could find privacy or even a moment’s peace to look each other in the eyes, contemplating your future.
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Some really good ones!
Punching and beating up a blind kid? What a worthless piece of ratshit he is. Glad he got his well deserved comeuppance. The little punk bitch got dropped like a tree.
The Irish girl sunbathing is a classic. I didn’t see her at first.
I’m part Irish with super light skin, so I understand.
I hate it when I don’t get it. Why is that Virginia/lovers funny?
Anyway, the kid who got punched by the bully, well he was kicked off the football team and suspended from school for coming to the blind kid’s rescue.
One sign says Vagina.
jeesus. Not only does it say vagina …. but it’s a HUGE vagina in the front row. I hate missing vaginas. I need to get my eyes checked.
Cats are better counselors than dogs; while dogs may offer comfort when you fail, cats encourage you to take a risk and they don’t judge you afterwards because they know they’ve done worse shit.
That is why, when you do something really foolish to impress a girl, folks know who you’ve been listening to, they say, that’s the pussy talking.
I don’t get what the problem is with D being in the interior of angle BAE?
I saw the word Vagina before I saw the word Virgina….what can I say, like a moth to flame.
TJF, D is the initial of a male organ, bae is neegrow slang for girlfriend…
Stucky says:
“I hate missing vaginas. I need to get my eyes checked.”
Just use your nose grasshopper!
Stucky says:
“I hate missing vaginas. I need to get my eyes checked.”
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Bet you didn’t miss the big dick with all the other Eiffel tower paintings!
Penn head , if you’re part Irish then you’re a drunkard to. Explains a lot about your posting.
I didn’t get the “D is in the interior of BAE” either. I guess I’m not gangsta enough.
The “Brandi looking for a name” one is classic. You just know she spells her name BrANdi with a little heart over the i.
I don’t always learn something from the Friday Fails post, but when I do it is from AnarchoPagan. Thanks.
“Brandi” looking for baby name should spell her name (B) randi. 🙂
tjf and anarchopagan- i have no idea about gangster rap but i thought the fail was that the directions stated to draw formation and the the person circled it