THE CRY BABY RESIGNS

He was about to be ousted by his own party as Speaker, so he resigned first. Pussy!!! I can’t take another one of his blubbering performances as he whimpers about his decades of serving the vested corporate interests who have made him rich. He is a traitor to the American people. This wolf in sheep’s clothing is a corrupt, lowlife, scum sucking parasite on the asshole of America. And those are his best traits.

How long before he takes a $3 million per year position with Goldman Sachs or JP Morgan?

Via Zero Hedge

The combination of another debt limit fight, the defunding of Planned Parenthood, and prospect of another government shutdown tearing his party apart, the GOP just suffered its latest major blow, when news hit that House speaker John Boehner, just 24 hours after getting a visit by none other than the Pope, is folding one last time:

  • BOEHNER TO RESIGN FROM CONGRESS, GIVE UP HOUSE SEAT IN OCT: NYT
This not only makes a government shutdown more likely as a result of loss in leadership at this crucial stage but more importantly, with Yellen blaming Congress for not hiking, just raised the general uncertainty and lowered odds of a December (or any subsequent) rate hike.
Speaker John A. Boehner will resign from Congress and give up his House seat at the end of October, according to aides in his office.
Mr. Boehner was under extreme pressure from the right wing of his conference over whether or not to defund Planned Parenthood in a bill to keep the government open.


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TC
TC
September 25, 2015 10:29 am

Good fucking riddance.

starfcker
starfcker
September 25, 2015 10:38 am

Great day for america

starfcker
starfcker
September 25, 2015 10:40 am

And that’s a perfect eulogy, jim. Nice work

Rife
Rife
September 25, 2015 10:56 am

poster child for Kleenex!

Gator
Gator
September 25, 2015 10:58 am

While Im certainly glad to be rid of the weeping cheeto, this isn’t really a reason to celebrate- he will just be replaced by another corporate whore and we will continue the descent into fascism. The spice must flow.

And don’t cry for the weeping cheeto, he has his golden parachute pension and will no doubt get a nice “payback” job with a lobby firm or law firm for his “service” to his owners.

Stucky
Stucky
September 25, 2015 11:03 am

Fuck You crybaby. Ironically, not one American will shed a tear at his departure. Go suck diseased donkey dick, Mr. Boner.

TC
TC
September 25, 2015 11:04 am

Gator is right. Nothing will change except his salary will increase 10x. Also expect a book to be brokered by the CFR apparatchik which will make him $millions despite only selling 10 copies.

kokoda
kokoda
September 25, 2015 11:16 am

Great day for the U.S., and there is Hope that someone other than a crony will take his slot.

Great FUCKING day.

Lysander
Lysander
September 25, 2015 11:23 am

His job is done….Mission Accomplished! As just another cog in the wheel of ‘Murika’s enslavement he now goes to his sweet, sweet reward…..mansions, fancy cars, piles of money, little boys to bugger, punch bowls full of cocaine, and total immunity from any law.

Oh shit, he already has all that. Now what does he get?

DRUD
DRUD
September 25, 2015 11:49 am

One down…534 to go.

One can hope. 🙂

Dutchman
Dutchman
September 25, 2015 12:04 pm

McConnel has to go next.

bb
bb
September 25, 2015 12:11 pm

…a corrupt , lowlife ,scum sucking PARASITE …..that sums him up pretty good. I am so glad he will be gone.

Stucky
Stucky
September 25, 2015 1:42 pm

Weeper Of The House Compilation

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
September 25, 2015 2:22 pm

I’ll give Boehner partial credit for one thing: he adhered to the “Hastert Rule” on Rubio’s “Gang of Eight” open-borders amnesty bill from 2013, refusing to let it come to the floor. I’m sure Boehner WANTED to pass it, but he knew that if he did, he’d lose his speakership immediately. So it’s not like he hung tough out of principle. He was forced to do the right thing by the more conservative members of his own caucus.

starfcker
starfcker
September 25, 2015 2:24 pm

Good point iska. Thank you JB. now don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out

constman54
constman54
September 25, 2015 2:28 pm

Good fucking riddance. AGREED

fear & loathing
fear & loathing
September 25, 2015 3:00 pm

he should do as john profumo did when he left british government in disgrace, clean the toilets and go to confession daily. the pope spoke to his conscience and his is hardly clear. tears won’t get you into heaven anymore. repent you self serving jerk.

Texas Voter
Texas Voter
September 25, 2015 3:54 pm

Blubbering, sobbing alcoholic liability should’ve been ousted long ago.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
September 25, 2015 4:36 pm

Which spineless, gutless, nutless criminal gets to replace him?

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
September 25, 2015 5:15 pm

But Admin, didn’t you and your neocon ilk vote this guy into office? Sounds like sour grapes to me.

MuckAbout
MuckAbout
September 25, 2015 5:23 pm

I have a feeling he’s bailing out before the shit hits the fan. Doesn’t want to be part of the tar and feathers party which will be had pretty soon now..

MA

yahsure
yahsure
September 25, 2015 5:49 pm

As i watched some of the Popes speech, I pointed out to the wife about how Boehner looked like a drunk. Good to hear he is leaving. To bad we can’t get rid of more of the idiots in Washington.

Spinolator
Spinolator
September 25, 2015 7:06 pm

Time to cash in at a private company for all his service to the american (corporate) people.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
September 25, 2015 8:41 pm

Admin: Correction, I haven’t lost ANYTHING! Now if the GOP would clean out the rest of the chicken coop I might pay more attention. Does anyone else see a connection between the timing of this shithead’s resignation and Yellen’s almost faint? Could be the currents are running underground and a “Bad Moon” is set to be rising. Equinoxes are powerful times.

Lysander
Lysander
September 25, 2015 9:29 pm

@MuckAbout…..”I have a feeling he’s bailing out before the shit hits the fan”.

Oh man, I hope you’re right. I want the shit to hit the fan so bad I can taste it.

Wait a minute…that didn’t sound too good.

In any event, I would like you to be prophetic on this. Is anyone else “important” bailing out?