Stucky Q.O.T.D. —- Can You Be COMPLETELY Honest

R.I.P.  Penthouse Magazine.

“Effective immediately adult magazine Penthouse is to end its print edition after 50 years and go online-only. The closure of the print edition of the magazine, which was founded in 1965 by Bob Guccione, follows the announcement last year by Hugh Hefner’s rival Playboy that it will no longer feature naked women.  FriendFinder Networks, the magazine’s parent company, said that subscribers to the print edition will be converted to digital.”

I bought Playboy … just for the great articles.

I bought Penthouse … just for the great cartoons.  For example, here is a cartoon of Hillary Cuntham’s cat.  Fricken hilarious,no?

This question is for Men Only.  I am NOT going to ask if you watch porn from time to time.  There are 6.81 trillion Doing-The-Nasty vids out there …. and they’re all FREE!  I damn sure KNOW you watch porn! (Except Hardscrabble Farmer, who has a perfect life, and is very very happily married, and who sees much animal fornication on the farm … which will probably be his next blockbuster article.)  So, let’s keep the question very simple.

The Question:  Do you watch more than an hour of porn per month, or less?

Alternate Question For Religious Folks:  Is porn a sin?


Author: Stucky

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diogenes
diogenes
January 21, 2016 4:43 pm

I often wonder if I didn’t initiate the sex act how much time would go by before my wife would say something, a month, a year, years. I can count the times she started something on one hand. She would rather eat cake and go shopping. The difference in the sex drive between men and woman is the difference between shooting a bullet out of a gun and throwing it (heard it from a comic)

Bob
Bob
January 21, 2016 4:54 pm

This reminds me of a story from my Catholic high school days. We were on a retreat, and the subject was masturbation. One of our priest teachers was the moderator of our discussion group, and he led off the discussion by saying “of course, you all know that it is a sin!’ We were all quiet, glum and looking guilty as hell while trying to avoid eye contact. But funny thing — the priest’s face was absolutely beet-red! After that, we called him Father whack-off behind his back.

Westcoaster, I believe Jesus was heterosexual, felt lust in his heart, whacked off regularly, and had carnal knowledge of a female(s). Otherwise, how could he truly experience what it is to be a man?

Llpoh
Llpoh
January 21, 2016 8:04 pm

Stuck – you have gone full fluff here. And the crowd loves it. Go figure. Damn monkeys.

mike in ga
mike in ga
January 21, 2016 8:08 pm

No.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
January 21, 2016 9:19 pm

Bah, I may not comment any more on this fucking site. It seems some idiots are shooting for 100, or 200, or even 400 comments just for the fuck of it, even if it means one endless stream of retarded comments.

The intellectual level of commentary here has taken a severe nose-dive the last few months.

There are only 15 or 20 commenters let here worth reading … mostly bb, bw and me.

That’s not to say I will comment any less.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
January 21, 2016 9:25 pm

Prof. Pangloss (fuck you, Bea, you fucking flash appeaser) said your dick will work as long as you keep active. If the old lady is no longer interested and you are not keen on a concubine, then online art appreciation is a reliable substitute. I’m not recommending it, I am simply recognizing that some activity is preferable to going kookoo like Jfish and his rubber dolly or having to hold a funeral cause your dick died in its sleep.

ottomatik
ottomatik
January 21, 2016 10:43 pm

It’s vile and dehumanizing, I’m sure it has ruined many young lives. The fact it is legal is just fine with me, the fact it is so popular, is disconcerting. I have read/heard repeatedly that: one, its is run by Jews out of southern California( not that I care) and, two, we have to thank porn for the internet we all enjoy so much.
That said, the above opinion is formulated by paying my dues years ago.

Not that I am Christian but the state of the industry known as the Porn Industry comes across as blatantly Satanic, but by all means enjoy those cum shots, who is this pagan to judge.

Stubb
Stubb
January 21, 2016 10:45 pm

Everyone keeps talking about JFish. It’s like he is John Galt or something. Wierd.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
January 22, 2016 12:17 am
Anonymous
Anonymous
January 22, 2016 10:15 am

When you open yourself up to the evil,add the d it is a slippery slope to hell.Not kidding folks.Guard your soul!