Pampered pussies! In my day, any English teacher would have succinctly advised us to stop being retards! In those words. That, and the fact my parents scrutinized every single report card brought home. Cased closed.
motley3
January 25, 2016 3:42 pm
Yea … I know. Case closed.
robert h siddell jr
January 25, 2016 3:45 pm
Looks like the quality of graded papers and notes my kids brought home from the government school gulags.
Persnickety
January 25, 2016 3:48 pm
Pretty sure this was actually written by a reasonably smart person trying to make a point.
Otherwise it would have started “deer stoodens”.
Uncomplicated
January 25, 2016 4:00 pm
Also, I tell my kids this:
“It’s better to fly like an eagle alone, than to flock with the sheep.”
Read the classics, appreciate the beauty of math & learn on your own. Fuck the Government. Fuck “The Man”. Fuck Common Core…
SSS
January 25, 2016 4:05 pm
Looks like something Stucky wrote. Heh.
Westcoaster
January 25, 2016 4:13 pm
I asked my 3rd grader grandson if he had learned to conjugate a verb. His answer was “huh”?
Uncomplicated
January 25, 2016 4:23 pm
Like the oldest sibling, the middle kid will graduate high school with a 4.0 GPA. They both write poetry & they are math (& physics) wizards. They also read Jane Austen & Ayn Rand in the 6th grade. My expectations have always been high and they will always remain so. My third one is more of a challenge with social media & such. But I will remain diligent & never give up on that one either. In any case, they will all be heroes in the 4th Turning. So help me God…
OutLookingIn
January 25, 2016 5:27 pm
I think the teacher (Ms.Jenkins) wrote that with tongue in cheek, to make a point. The English language (proper usage of) is under attack. Especially from “textalk”.
eg: u r 1 f’d up mofo
The “stoodints” take this into their everyday usage, both academically and personally.
Something much more serious posted by T4C is a teacher admonishing a student (presumably beginning elementary) for using a cursive writing form! Instead of what? Printing as the teacher has done? Or using an archaic uncial form? This teacher needs their head given a good slap! Writing skills begin by writing! What a revelation! Penmanship comes with practice.
This so-called teacher, requires “teaching”!
iconoclast421
January 25, 2016 5:50 pm
Since win is win a homophone?
Fiatman60
January 25, 2016 5:54 pm
My teacher did this exact same thing back in 1967……
He said…. correct all mistakes in this paragraph
ASIG
January 25, 2016 6:10 pm
My first reaction was OMG!! Then I quickly realized that no one could possibly fuck up that badly. Someone was trying to make a point.
ASIG
January 25, 2016 6:40 pm
The teacher rote that sew her students wood no two use the wright words.
EL Coyote
January 25, 2016 8:19 pm
Folks here could use Ms Jenkins’ help.
javelin
January 26, 2016 10:10 am
Ms Jenkins is quite clever—on the other hand, the teacher berating the child for SIGNING her name in cursive ( aren’t signatures SUPPOSED to be written in cursive?) is a dolt–she even started her admonishment of the cursive writing by using a cursive, capital St before crossing it out–scary to think this woman is teaching the next generation.
What I have always told my kids:
“Always drink upstream from the herd”.
In other words, self-education is best…
Pampered pussies! In my day, any English teacher would have succinctly advised us to stop being retards! In those words. That, and the fact my parents scrutinized every single report card brought home. Cased closed.
Yea … I know. Case closed.
Looks like the quality of graded papers and notes my kids brought home from the government school gulags.
Pretty sure this was actually written by a reasonably smart person trying to make a point.
Otherwise it would have started “deer stoodens”.
Also, I tell my kids this:
“It’s better to fly like an eagle alone, than to flock with the sheep.”
Read the classics, appreciate the beauty of math & learn on your own. Fuck the Government. Fuck “The Man”. Fuck Common Core…
Looks like something Stucky wrote. Heh.
I asked my 3rd grader grandson if he had learned to conjugate a verb. His answer was “huh”?
Like the oldest sibling, the middle kid will graduate high school with a 4.0 GPA. They both write poetry & they are math (& physics) wizards. They also read Jane Austen & Ayn Rand in the 6th grade. My expectations have always been high and they will always remain so. My third one is more of a challenge with social media & such. But I will remain diligent & never give up on that one either. In any case, they will all be heroes in the 4th Turning. So help me God…
I think the teacher (Ms.Jenkins) wrote that with tongue in cheek, to make a point. The English language (proper usage of) is under attack. Especially from “textalk”.
eg: u r 1 f’d up mofo
The “stoodints” take this into their everyday usage, both academically and personally.
Something much more serious posted by T4C is a teacher admonishing a student (presumably beginning elementary) for using a cursive writing form! Instead of what? Printing as the teacher has done? Or using an archaic uncial form? This teacher needs their head given a good slap! Writing skills begin by writing! What a revelation! Penmanship comes with practice.
This so-called teacher, requires “teaching”!
Since win is win a homophone?
My teacher did this exact same thing back in 1967……
He said…. correct all mistakes in this paragraph
My first reaction was OMG!! Then I quickly realized that no one could possibly fuck up that badly. Someone was trying to make a point.
The teacher rote that sew her students wood no two use the wright words.
Folks here could use Ms Jenkins’ help.
Ms Jenkins is quite clever—on the other hand, the teacher berating the child for SIGNING her name in cursive ( aren’t signatures SUPPOSED to be written in cursive?) is a dolt–she even started her admonishment of the cursive writing by using a cursive, capital St before crossing it out–scary to think this woman is teaching the next generation.