Any guesses on whether there are more lesbians, or just men who like watching girl-on-girl action?
IndenturedServant
March 4, 2016 5:57 pm
Trouble is that most lesbians look like lumberjacks or that blue haired psycho shebeast that was posted here the other day. Nobody wants to see that!
Desertrat
March 4, 2016 6:14 pm
Most of the lesbians I’ve seen remind me of the old sarcastic wisecrack, ‘He couldn’t make out in a whorehouse with a hundred-dollar bill.” Yup, the female equivalents thereof.
When travelling, do they stop at the Tongue In Groove motel?
Stucky
March 4, 2016 6:25 pm
I’m surprised as hell that masturbation wasn’t #1 in NJ. Ahem!!
Hershel Pasternak
March 4, 2016 6:56 pm
I get it most of you dont want to see some guys sausage and meatballs, but u got a thing for step sisters now?
Hershel Pasternak
March 4, 2016 7:04 pm
Boys are jacking off thinking about their step mom and step sister now, what happened to the foxiest cheerleaders? Why do only Hawaiians like Oriental dames, get a grip on yourselves.
SSS
March 4, 2016 7:41 pm
I’m surprised that Bill Clinton’s home state of Arkansas didn’t go for blowjobs. Heh.
As for Vermont and cartoons, it has one on the campaign trail.
Stubb
March 4, 2016 8:04 pm
I’m actually surprised MILF doesn’t have more of a presence. It’s also disturbing that Porn Hub is keeping track? Does this mean I can’t run for office now?
Iska Waran
March 4, 2016 9:10 pm
I’m surprised there isn’t more bestiality. Nothing weird. Not gay bestiality. Just normal bestiality.
EL Coyote
March 4, 2016 10:01 pm
Stubb says: Porn Hub is keeping track? Does this mean I can’t run for office now?
Come out of the closet, Stubby, the coast is clear.
Bush 2 had his mock fisticuffs, The Donald has jock jocularity.
The Donald has made it cool to talk locker room trash at the debates.
You might want to slap on business bulge to hang with the Republican candidates.
IndenturedServant
March 4, 2016 10:08 pm
Iska Waran said:
” Just normal bestiality.”
Alrighty then! I got nothin’!
Unwashed
March 4, 2016 11:26 pm
Porn is confusing. Sex is too. Personally, I still believe in love. I wrote this awhile back for my babe after we were traveling and when we got home. It probally means nothing. But it seemed true to me at the time:
RESTLESS
When I think of you
I put my hands into my pockets
And look to the West
I put my hands into my pockets
And look to the East
I think of London, castles, and fog
And Paris, France and city lights
Bustling marketplaces and open cafe’s
Strong coffee in the morning
Rum punch on the beach
Neon rainbows and blazing sunsets
Romance with dancing, torches at night
Bongo drums beating savagely in the distance
Under palm fronds that whisper
Cool moonlight and constellations
People laughing in far off conversations
At candlelit restaurants
By the roar of the surf
The taste of red wine with steak
And the scent of sweat, and salt, and sun
In your skin and hair
I think of skyscrapers and sailboats
Of you and me in a Jame’s Bond movie
Or on an airplane to Monte Carlo
The rich and beautiful all around us
Your eyes and a lover’s embrace
At an airport with planes leaving
To far off destinations
And the stirring of my soul
When staring at city nights
At outdoor concerts
Under heat lightening, a quiet evening
And a foreign sky
I think of ancient Babylon and Roman orgies
India and Africa,
Sinbad, Hercules, Robin Hood,
Samson and Delilah,
The beauty of Shakespeare’s voice in Romeo and Juliet
Charlie Brown, Linus, Lucy and all the gang
The joy of childhood,
The warmth and safety of home
And of me here, right now
My hands in my pockets
EL Coyote
March 4, 2016 11:32 pm
Unwatched, just think of England.
Stubb
March 4, 2016 11:50 pm
I think, what Unwashed is trying to say is that, like all of us, porn makes him feel dirty. But he likes it.
Stubb
March 5, 2016 12:01 am
Or, maybe I am wrong and Unwashed is just trying to be pure. Who the hell knows. Who the hell cares.
EL Coyote
March 5, 2016 12:11 am
Stubb, Unnuetered weeps while watching the sun setting.
I think your right about his feeling dirty. He is afraid to have dirty thoughts of his girl’s cream pie. He tries to think of everything else while trying to tamp down a hard-on.
It’s called pocket pool, Unbeaten. Maybe you should install a monitor in the shower to match your attachable fleshlight.
EL Coyote
March 5, 2016 2:57 am
IndenturedServant says: Trouble is that most lesbians look like lumberjacks
Au contraire, Pierre. I see a lot of pretty young girls carrying on affectionately at the mall. They don’t look anything like the motorcycle riding bulldykes with dick pics on their cellphone that we imagine all lesbians loook like. These are young women who seem to enjoy their new freedom to eschew male companions in favor of another girl.
Our Hispanic upbringing prevents us from interfering because it isn’t manly to meddle in woman things. No need to worry, we have an old favorite song that says, the harvest of women never ends. Beans and rice and tomatoes and potatoes may fail but the female crop never fails.
I think some of the girls in the above video were dancers at El Coyote’s recent birthday party. Hopefully he shared with them some candy from his piñata.
Chicago999444
March 5, 2016 7:39 am
I’ll bet 80% of the people doing these searches are straight males. Many men (all straight) I have known over the years, have told me that, while men are highly disgusted by male homosexuality, they are aroused by depictions of girl-on-girl action.
I suppose that’s why there is so much female homo-eroticism in films these days. Most of the time, the story would carry just fine without it, and it tires me to watch it. But the people who produce it knows what sells and makes them money better than I do, I’m sure.
EL Coyote
March 5, 2016 12:29 pm
There’s no fooling you, Chicago. Guys aren’t too thrilled about watching a man’s janglies flopping around; there is nothing pretty about a naked dude.
And we get a bonus of watching TWO hot women instead of one hot chick and a bulldyke.
Maybe I’m just rationalizing, but it seems to me that if lesbo vids are more popular around the country, then it’s the folks in Minnesota and Oregon who are abnormally perverted.
Cartoon porn is an actual thing? Really? Weird.
AC, have you ever been to Japan?
Any guesses on whether there are more lesbians, or just men who like watching girl-on-girl action?
Trouble is that most lesbians look like lumberjacks or that blue haired psycho shebeast that was posted here the other day. Nobody wants to see that!
Most of the lesbians I’ve seen remind me of the old sarcastic wisecrack, ‘He couldn’t make out in a whorehouse with a hundred-dollar bill.” Yup, the female equivalents thereof.
When travelling, do they stop at the Tongue In Groove motel?
I’m surprised as hell that masturbation wasn’t #1 in NJ. Ahem!!
I get it most of you dont want to see some guys sausage and meatballs, but u got a thing for step sisters now?
Boys are jacking off thinking about their step mom and step sister now, what happened to the foxiest cheerleaders? Why do only Hawaiians like Oriental dames, get a grip on yourselves.
I’m surprised that Bill Clinton’s home state of Arkansas didn’t go for blowjobs. Heh.
As for Vermont and cartoons, it has one on the campaign trail.
I’m actually surprised MILF doesn’t have more of a presence. It’s also disturbing that Porn Hub is keeping track? Does this mean I can’t run for office now?
I’m surprised there isn’t more bestiality. Nothing weird. Not gay bestiality. Just normal bestiality.
Stubb says: Porn Hub is keeping track? Does this mean I can’t run for office now?
Come out of the closet, Stubby, the coast is clear.
Bush 2 had his mock fisticuffs, The Donald has jock jocularity.
The Donald has made it cool to talk locker room trash at the debates.
You might want to slap on business bulge to hang with the Republican candidates.
Iska Waran said:
” Just normal bestiality.”
Alrighty then! I got nothin’!
Porn is confusing. Sex is too. Personally, I still believe in love. I wrote this awhile back for my babe after we were traveling and when we got home. It probally means nothing. But it seemed true to me at the time:
RESTLESS
When I think of you
I put my hands into my pockets
And look to the West
I put my hands into my pockets
And look to the East
I think of London, castles, and fog
And Paris, France and city lights
Bustling marketplaces and open cafe’s
Strong coffee in the morning
Rum punch on the beach
Neon rainbows and blazing sunsets
Romance with dancing, torches at night
Bongo drums beating savagely in the distance
Under palm fronds that whisper
Cool moonlight and constellations
People laughing in far off conversations
At candlelit restaurants
By the roar of the surf
The taste of red wine with steak
And the scent of sweat, and salt, and sun
In your skin and hair
I think of skyscrapers and sailboats
Of you and me in a Jame’s Bond movie
Or on an airplane to Monte Carlo
The rich and beautiful all around us
Your eyes and a lover’s embrace
At an airport with planes leaving
To far off destinations
And the stirring of my soul
When staring at city nights
At outdoor concerts
Under heat lightening, a quiet evening
And a foreign sky
I think of ancient Babylon and Roman orgies
India and Africa,
Sinbad, Hercules, Robin Hood,
Samson and Delilah,
The beauty of Shakespeare’s voice in Romeo and Juliet
Charlie Brown, Linus, Lucy and all the gang
The joy of childhood,
The warmth and safety of home
And of me here, right now
My hands in my pockets
Unwatched, just think of England.
I think, what Unwashed is trying to say is that, like all of us, porn makes him feel dirty. But he likes it.
Or, maybe I am wrong and Unwashed is just trying to be pure. Who the hell knows. Who the hell cares.
Stubb, Unnuetered weeps while watching the sun setting.
I think your right about his feeling dirty. He is afraid to have dirty thoughts of his girl’s cream pie. He tries to think of everything else while trying to tamp down a hard-on.
It’s called pocket pool, Unbeaten. Maybe you should install a monitor in the shower to match your attachable fleshlight.
IndenturedServant says: Trouble is that most lesbians look like lumberjacks
Au contraire, Pierre. I see a lot of pretty young girls carrying on affectionately at the mall. They don’t look anything like the motorcycle riding bulldykes with dick pics on their cellphone that we imagine all lesbians loook like. These are young women who seem to enjoy their new freedom to eschew male companions in favor of another girl.
Our Hispanic upbringing prevents us from interfering because it isn’t manly to meddle in woman things. No need to worry, we have an old favorite song that says, the harvest of women never ends. Beans and rice and tomatoes and potatoes may fail but the female crop never fails.
https://youtu.be/9CtXzcYiPa4?t=18
I think some of the girls in the above video were dancers at El Coyote’s recent birthday party. Hopefully he shared with them some candy from his piñata.
I’ll bet 80% of the people doing these searches are straight males. Many men (all straight) I have known over the years, have told me that, while men are highly disgusted by male homosexuality, they are aroused by depictions of girl-on-girl action.
I suppose that’s why there is so much female homo-eroticism in films these days. Most of the time, the story would carry just fine without it, and it tires me to watch it. But the people who produce it knows what sells and makes them money better than I do, I’m sure.
There’s no fooling you, Chicago. Guys aren’t too thrilled about watching a man’s janglies flopping around; there is nothing pretty about a naked dude.
And we get a bonus of watching TWO hot women instead of one hot chick and a bulldyke.
Maybe I’m just rationalizing, but it seems to me that if lesbo vids are more popular around the country, then it’s the folks in Minnesota and Oregon who are abnormally perverted.
Careful EC. Mahtomedi is in Minnesota.