Who’s The Real Threat To America? CIA School Bus Edition

How can the people of this country possibly think we need to give the government more power and control over our lives? It is simply mind boggling to me the ignorant masses could possibly think the millions of incompetent, bumbling, corrupt, power hungry, boobs in government agencies across the land actually do anything beneficial for our lives. Just leave us the fuck alone. Disband these worthless agencies and leave people free to fuck up their own lives.

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In the wake of the terrorist attacks that left nearly two dozen killed and some 100 people injured, officials in Brussels (not to mention presidential candidates in the US) are wondering whether police in Belgium should have tortured Salah Abdeslam last weekend.

To let Donald Trump and others tell it, torturing Abdeslam would likely have yielded valuable information that may well have prevented the attacks that left some 34 people dead last week.

Meanwhile, “the terrorists” are planning attacks on Belgium’s nulclear facilities – or at least that’s what the mainstream media wants you to believe.

As you can see from the following headline dump however, the real threat to peace in the Western world may emanante from sheer incompetence.

The Central Intelligence Agency said Thursday that it “inadvertently” left “explosive training material” on a Virginia school bus after one of its K-9 units completed a routine training exercise last week.

In a statement, the agency said it had used a school bus while training local law enforcement officials in Loudon County.

The Loudon County Sheriff’s Office said that the explosives were hidden inside the engine compartment during canine explosive detection training and at some point a “portion of the material from the container appears to have been dislodged … and fell into the engine compartment of the bus and was not recovered following the training.”

“[F]ell into the engine compartment of the bus and was not recovered following the training.”

The CIA said it was notified Wednesday when the explosive material was discovered in the during routine maintenance.

Local officials said students took the bus on both March 28 and 29. CIA officials said, however, that the explosive material “did not pose a danger to passengers.”

“The training materials used in the exercises are incredibly stable and according to the CIA and Loudoun County explosive experts the students on the bus were not in any danger from the training material,” the local sheriff’s office said.

The CIA said it will conduct an independent review of the training program to prevent similar accidents from happening again in the future.

 

 

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rhs jr
rhs jr
April 2, 2016 10:36 am

Affirmative Action again?

monger
monger
April 2, 2016 10:37 am

Incompetence ? Malevolence, Impenitence, Maleficence, Putrescence, describe it better, and then they wonder where people get the idea of false flags , conspricay theories and develop a bitter resentment of the State.
If these F ups were to be in the realm of mere incompetence, the problem would of been solved with firings and criminal charges, but they have no desire to stop evil anymore and have become its ally, knowingly or not.
And the people of Virginia ! I know you suffered long and hard during the war, but damn, you want these fucks putting explosives on your children’s school busses ? Stand up for you selves or be damned.
Beyond the pale…

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
April 2, 2016 10:40 am

And you wondered why Kennedy was trying to dismantle the CIA.

Suzanna
Suzanna
April 2, 2016 10:42 am

…a “handoff” failed…

jive = congruous

jibe = snark

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
April 2, 2016 10:48 am

Greetings,

This tells me that the next false flag will involve blowing up school buses. They’ll have to do more training and, um, leave more material behind. Watch, you’ll see.

Stucky
Stucky
April 2, 2016 11:09 am

If the school bus would have exploded, I just BETCHA that …

….. they would have found a Passport … and blamed it on a nine year old kid from Iraq named Achmed

dilligaf
dilligaf
April 2, 2016 12:03 pm

Stucky says: they would have found a Passport

you mean like the one they found in the ruins of the world trade centers? happens every day… ol’ stuck is finally waking up.

Ed
Ed
April 2, 2016 1:51 pm

Well, uhhh, as long as the Semtex was “incredibly stable”, right?

Olde Virginian
Olde Virginian
April 2, 2016 4:14 pm

I am one of the (old) people of Virginia.

Last time we got a notion to stand up to DC tryants bad stuff happened. Throw in reconstruction and so on and we are all brought well to heel.

Plus a little secret: 99% of the Commonwealth doesn’t really regard the opulent fringe ringing the capital as really Virginia territory anyway. Anymore that the Magic Kingdom is greater Orlando, or the Vatican is part of the city of Rome.

As Jack Lemmon’s character in Some Like It Hot put it so adeptly – “what’s it to us if you guys want to bump each other off” or words to that effect. I am sure this was a none too subtle message actually directed at specific person(s) across the Potomac.

Olde Virginian
Olde Virginian
April 2, 2016 4:21 pm

The wheels on the bus go round and round…

remix for 21st century:

The Semtex on the bus is highly stable, highly stable, highly stable…
CIA will retrieve it when they’re able, when they’re able, when they’re able…

Olde Virginian
Olde Virginian
April 2, 2016 4:25 pm

I am wrong to make fun of the USG spooks.

After all I get distracted too sometimes and forget stuff sometimes if I’m in a hurry. Just human frailty.