And here we go…
#10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
#8 – If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 – Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 – Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 – A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
#4 – Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 – A gun doesn’t ask , “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
#2 – A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason why men prefer guns over women…..
#1 – You can buy a silencer for a gun!
#11 You only pay for a gun once.
I wouldn’t go tacking that up on the fridge unless you have a comfortable couch.
“#1 – You can buy a silencer for a gun!”
Silencers are illegal here. Maybe that’s where we went wrong….
#5 – A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
Our master bedroom has 2 his-and-hers walk-in closets. One is twice the size of the other, and belongs to not me. Mine is half empty and is under assault for “space envy.”
Any advice for defending my turf? After 50 years, “Get a pair” doesn’t work. And land mines seem a bit extreme.
My wife said that if I buy one more gun, she will leave. I’m gonna miss her.
@ SSS
Surrender
A gun will go hot in an instant anytime you choose.
I’d prefer to think I can have them both:
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Guns never divorce you, get your kids, house, car and cost you Health, Dental and Life Insurance policies just for the kids, or Alimony. Guns never run around or give you an STD or have headaches every night. Guns don’t run up huge Credit Card, phone, car, or florist bills. Guns don’t mess up the house and fight you over what’s best for the kids. Guns don’t need to eat out 3 times a week. Guns never turn into Socialist or Feminist. The holster that fit last year still fits. You can always get more for a gun than it cost you. Guns never stab you in the back.
And some guns are so damn sexy!! Picked up a Yugoslavian SKS a few days ago. After tearing it apart and cleaning the gobs of cosmoline out of it, it looks like it was never fired. What a thing of beauty!!
Tomorrow I am going to take it out and massage it a little, and I know she will appreciate it. The more I play with her the hotter she will get.
SSS, that she’s put up with you for 50 years means you’ve already won!
SSS says: Any advice for defending my turf? After 50 years, “Get a pair” doesn’t work. And land mines seem a bit extreme.
Full Retard – …the problem is that it’s her car so I have to fix it before I can think of buying myself one. It seems all women want you to take care of their needs first, have you ever noticed that? I’m looking for a woman who’ll put me first.
Beautiful Blonde – Good luck with that.
SSS – try farting in the closet. That should discourage her. Works for me.
Rise Up:
Your pics brought to mind G. Gordon. I wonder if he is still selling the “Stacked & Packed” calendars? Regardless, the Homer Simpson in me says “Grragrrh” when I see guns ‘n girls.
@RCW, looks like it’s now called “Tactical Girls” calendars. But I think it’s still G.Gordon Liddy’s page.
http://www.tacgirls.com/store/calendar-packages?page=shop.product_details&flypage=youbooks.tpl&product_id=266&category_id=1
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