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Bea Lever
Bea Lever
July 28, 2016 12:09 pm

Tweedle Dee/ Tweedle Dumb

Wicked witch/ Flying monkey

Stucky
Stucky
  Administrator
July 28, 2016 12:19 pm

“Listen Hillary, I’m gonna go on TV tonight and tell them you’re the most qualified candidate to be President in the history of the United States.”

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
  Administrator
July 28, 2016 12:19 pm

Oreo: I think they bought it.

Hitlery: HaHaHa……What a bunch of maroons. We should get something BIG in our Christmas stocking this year from the guys at the top.

Stucky
Stucky
  Administrator
July 28, 2016 12:27 pm

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Smoke Jensen
Smoke Jensen
  Stucky
July 28, 2016 10:01 pm

Great bottle opener.

Stucky
Stucky
  Administrator
July 28, 2016 12:21 pm

Also, she doesn’t have any lower teeth, and her right front tooth is rotting.

Tim
Tim
  Administrator
July 28, 2016 10:15 pm

@Admin:

Since someone posted the Q&A from the anonymous “FBI Agent” here on TBP, I’ve been hooked on 4chan. It’s a crazy website.

There’s lots and lots of thread about Hillary’s hole in the tongue, and speculation about what it means. Lots of people trying to figure out what, exactly, her health problem is.

Dutchman
Dutchman
July 28, 2016 12:22 pm

Finally got me a white woman

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
July 28, 2016 12:22 pm

Oreo really said, “wait til they get Kanye in 2020”.

TC
TC
July 28, 2016 12:27 pm

Oreo: “So then Bill tells me, ‘Damn, Barack, if only Hillary would suck my dick like that, I’d be in a lot less trouble.'”

Stucky
Stucky
July 28, 2016 12:35 pm

Re Admin’s original pic;

Obama: “I wonder if our children will look like Travon.”

Hillary: “I better remember to wash off the Obama juice from this blue dress.”

Ralsballs
Ralsballs
July 28, 2016 12:51 pm

Barry: ” Ooh, you smell like hot demon spunk Hillary!”
Cankles: ” Mmm, I know, so do you Barry, let’s meld together and savor the aroma.”

OutLookingIn
OutLookingIn
July 28, 2016 1:04 pm

CAN YOU FEEL THE ‘BERN’ BABY?

jamesthewanderer
jamesthewanderer
July 28, 2016 1:10 pm

Obama: Heh, I found someone stupid enough to take the heat for my failures ….. when this all blows up on her watch, my screwups will seem tiny … and she’s going to pardon me in advance, for my endorsement! Am I a savvy negotiator or what!

Hillary: Once I have the power, I can make everyone turn in their guns, turn to socialism and send me money for favors. I can sell nights in the Lincoln bedroom again, auction off state secrets and leak insider info to anyone who pays me. And he’s going to pardon me in advance, for my doing the same for him! Am I a savvy negotiator or what!

Ottomatik
Ottomatik
July 28, 2016 1:20 pm

Cost: 1,000,000,000 to bribe the Obama’s to lay down for Hillary’s campaign, including; impede FBI investigation, assist derailment of Sanders, future Pardon, public appearances with copious adoration.

Hillary Clinton winning the White House: Priceless.

goofyfoot
goofyfoot
July 28, 2016 1:31 pm

Denture’s meet fraudulent venture’s

M.I.A.
M.I.A.
July 28, 2016 1:38 pm

The Art of The Deal – A Better Way to Go

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Unclassified
Unclassified
July 28, 2016 2:03 pm

“Thank you Cloward. Thank you Piven.”

Or

“It’s happening, Baby. America feels the spurn.”

Or

“In Marx we trust.”

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
July 28, 2016 2:08 pm

Ebony & Ivory

I am amazed they didn’t get Stevie Wonder to sing it. I almost barfed at the part when she gazed up into his face with total (mindless) adoration. Unfortunately, my movie on SciFy “Plantet of the Sharks” had ended and I had to switch to “Malibu Shark Attack”.

Unclassified
Unclassified
  Hope@ZeroKelvin
July 28, 2016 3:50 pm

I happened to watch a little of “Planet of the Sharks” the other night on SciFy. Another good I saw prior to that was “3-Headed Shark Attack”. It was a little out there, but I found it far more realistic (and less frightening) then the Democratic convention this week.

anon
anon
July 28, 2016 2:11 pm

There, dear, let the poison work quickly.

Dirtscratcher
Dirtscratcher
July 28, 2016 2:25 pm

Caption-
“I know she’s got cankles and all, but at least she’s not a wookie”

rhs jr
rhs jr
July 28, 2016 2:29 pm

There isn’t enough viagra in the world for me to hit her but man would I like to smack him (no, I don’t mean kiss).

CA
CA
July 28, 2016 3:14 pm

Oh bama, I think I feel it but I’m sure mooshelles is bigger!

l
l
July 28, 2016 3:32 pm

“i’ve got you hill”
“o yes you do”

AC
AC
July 28, 2016 4:15 pm

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prusmc
prusmc
  AC
July 28, 2016 4:32 pm

Why is Laura Ingraham being castigated and bad mouthed for a right arm salute?

David
David
July 28, 2016 4:16 pm

Obama: “how about a reach around next time Hillary?”

nkit
nkit
July 28, 2016 4:24 pm

WANTED
*Dead or Alive*

*REWARD*

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
July 28, 2016 4:28 pm

@Unclassified – I am getting warmed up for “Sharknado – the 4th awakens”.

Those Sharknados are absolutely hilarious. We should do a live blogging of it or something.

Big Dick
Big Dick
July 28, 2016 4:41 pm

Thanks Hillary that’s the best Monica I have had in years. Sorry it was so short of an experience.

Capn Mike
Capn Mike
July 28, 2016 4:43 pm

Obama: I’ll pretend you’re Bill and you can pretend I’m Huma.

Token Whitey
Token Whitey
July 28, 2016 5:37 pm

King Nig and the Soulless Cunt (Seriously, is there any other way to put it? No! There fucking isn’t.)

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
July 28, 2016 6:05 pm

Ya know how sometimes when you take a shit you get a lighter nugget and a darker one………

maxer's mom
maxer's mom
July 28, 2016 6:42 pm

…two pricks in a pod…

unit472
unit472
July 28, 2016 7:13 pm

No clever caption but the reality is this. The Rodhamster needs several hours per day to prepare herself for public consumption. Should she get that famous ‘3:00 AM phone call’ it would be 6:00 AM before she could appear in public. This is the real problem with having a female holding a senior position in government.

Trump or any other man could shower, shave, put on a fresh clothes in 30 minutes. For a 70 year old woman with The Rodhamster’s appearance issues, hopping out of bed, putting on a clean pantsuit ( her legs have not seen the sun in two decades) and appearing without makeup or her hair styled would shock and demoralize the nation. Even her supporters would be horrified to see her as she really is. An old withered hag.

Be Prepared
Be Prepared
July 28, 2016 9:55 pm

I just barfed a little in mouth….. I can’t believe sh*t can be piled together that high.

I can just hear good ole Stevie and Paul singing “Ebony and Ivory live together….” wait wait… stop the music. I can’t go any further…

It’s just plain dangerous when Plutonium and Uranium come together in close proximity to each other….

Another 8 years of hell….

Burning down the house…. 1 million more Muslims from Syria and the Sudan and I promise America will be even more perfect.

Let me end by spitting out that little bit of vomit out of mouth as I am sure there’s more of that to come.

nkit
nkit
July 28, 2016 10:09 pm

Is Chelsea an evulle Clinton or a regulah Clinton?

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
July 28, 2016 10:40 pm

OK Barry , I’ll fix it so Bush will be blamed for all your fuck ups ! NOW let go of my dick you half breed !

brann
brann
July 28, 2016 10:53 pm

theres no place like home,theres no place like home…………

B
B
July 29, 2016 12:23 am

Blechh!!

B
B
July 29, 2016 12:26 am

Academy Award for Politics

Col. Belt Sanders
Col. Belt Sanders
July 29, 2016 1:45 am

His and Hers Custom Fitted Strap-Ons? Priceless.

Filomeno Reyes
Filomeno Reyes
July 29, 2016 5:24 pm