AM I NOT SPEAKING ENGLISH?


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Smoke Jensen
Smoke Jensen
August 13, 2016 10:33 am

Drones. They’re not just for killing people.

Ed
Ed
August 13, 2016 1:21 pm

Yes, sir. You are speaking English, but the person you’re addressing seems unable to speak English so she probably doesn’t understand you.

That state department lackey with the deer-in-the-headlights look on her face exhibits perfectly the phony, made up, “Valley Girl” accent used by so many young American women. Once the user of this kind of fake accent loses her cool, she shrieks “OMIGOD-UH!!”.

Anyone here who has a teenaged daughter probably knows what I mean.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ed
August 13, 2016 2:13 pm

I imagine she speaks Government.

While it’s a common dialect of English, many words used in Government do not have the same meaning as the same ones used in English.

Full Retard
Full Retard
  Administrator
August 13, 2016 4:23 pm

Admin, I fantasize about a general protest where people chant – Hell No, We Won’t Vote!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Full Retard
August 13, 2016 4:33 pm

That would mean the election would be decided by those who did vote, no matter how many or how few.

TJF
TJF
August 13, 2016 3:33 pm

What is the name of that reporter? He always sits there and waits and then pounces after the various State Dept spokespeople say something stupid. I want to know who he works for and what he actually says in his articles.

EDIT: Matt Lee. He works for AP. link.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
August 13, 2016 3:54 pm

This is Obammy administration transparency!

David
David
August 13, 2016 4:02 pm

That guy might be joining Seth soon. Did not know there were any reporters who hadn’t gotten the memo about leaving “it” alone.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
August 13, 2016 4:58 pm

I love that one line- “I cannot speak to the specifics” which loosely translated mean “I cannot answer any questions”.

That’s actually quite brilliant.