LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT

Guest Post by Stilton Jarlsberg

Democrats and Republicans alike are all aflutter following Donald Trump’s refusal to say that he’ll automatically accept November’s election results without first determining that the results are actually honest. “My stars!” the media is gasping while reaching for smelling salts, loosening their corsets, and briskly flapping lace fans near their faces.

Well here’s a little Hope n’ Change bulletin we’d like to add: we will never accept Hillary Clinton as president of the United States. She will never be “our” president, and we will never accept the legitimacy of the appallingly corrupt process which has gotten her this close to the White House.

Granted, it’s entirely possible that Donald Trump, in his infinite and annoying Trumpiness, would have the ability to lose any election including one which was entirely fair – but the Left isn’t taking that chance. Thanks to Wikileaks and Project Veritas, we now know that this entire election cycle has been shaped by the Democrats’ flood of dirty money, dirty deeds, systemic corruption, and collusion with the media.

We know that Hillary and her cronies hold the American people in complete contempt, and that their idea of irredeemable “deplorables” not only includes hardcore Trump supporters, but virtually every person of faith, every person who believes in the sanctity of life, and every person who believes this should be a nation of laws and equal justice for all.

By definition, Hillary Clinton is an illegitimate candidate, and there is nothing that can happen on November 8th which could make her a legitimate president in our eyes.


Subscribe
Notify of
guest
13 Comments
Bea Lever
Bea Lever
  Administrator
October 21, 2016 1:43 pm

When did the elderly become sexpots? I saw something that looked like that pic of Madonna in a horror show the other night and the above photo of Slick Willie looks like someone who should be in a home dribbling pablum. What has happened to the mentality of this country?

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
  Bea Lever
October 21, 2016 3:34 pm

Is that really Madonna? I never thought she was that hot to start with but Holy Shit! There’s only one thing to say about that:

Hagar the Horrible
Hagar the Horrible
  Administrator
October 21, 2016 7:23 pm

Well said.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 21, 2016 1:07 pm

JMJ !

Lysander The Deplorable
Lysander The Deplorable
October 21, 2016 3:08 pm

I’m normally not a Bible quoting man, but after looking at the pictures of madonna and bill I have to say ‘For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord’.

They look like death warmed over.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
October 21, 2016 3:20 pm

Trump reminded them that Hillary criticized Catholics. Never mind that he’s been divorced a couple of times and cheated his fellow man more times than that. Trump showed that he is a divider, Hillary reminded them that she is a uniter.

Yeah, whoever compared Trump to Andy Dice Clay, they said a mouthful. They get so involved with the campaign that they forget the venue. This is a charity event, not a Billy Bush interview.

Old Hillary got back to core principles when she repeated the things Catholics and Methodists have in common. She praised the ideals of a candidate who was sunk by bigots. A man who fought bigotry and didn’t simply abandon his faith to turn into a bigot himself.

kokoda - 100% Deplorable
kokoda - 100% Deplorable
  EL Coyote
October 21, 2016 4:15 pm

El……re-read the article and Admin post at 12:48 pm. Comprehension might sink in.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  kokoda - 100% Deplorable
October 21, 2016 7:30 pm

koko loko, I read it and understood it but no hooah from me. Hopefully, these religious leaders are not taking sides. That would be a violation of the separation of church and state. Not to say the evangelicals haven’t violated that since the days of Pat Robertson.

If you are going to place Trump before faith to the point where you genuflect before his image, you are far gone, my friend. However, you are not alone.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
October 21, 2016 7:07 pm

If Don Juan Portafeelo (the Real Name of the Human Cheeto) really meant to do something about it (rigging elections)…he would do it after being sworn in.

Now he just sounds unsound.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
  Kill Bill
October 21, 2016 7:16 pm

KB- LOL ….The Human Cheeto. +100

Gustav Horst
Gustav Horst
October 22, 2016 3:35 am

Mrs Clinton is an atheist, as is Cardinal Dolan.

Trump is the only honest man running. He’s a sinner, like everyone else, but he is telling the truth. That is why they hate him.

Madonna knows nobody will take up her offer because only a faggot would vote for a woman president.