WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

2028

Scuba Steve Damn You!!!!

2029

The Trumpsie – making America comfortable again!

2026

I think once you get your own drivers license it’s time to get out of the cart and walk on your own. Just a thought.

 

 

2025

Glad to see someone is finally putting their turf-grass management degree to proper use.

2024

Ohhh the Caribbean Mullet. Business in the front, beach party in the back!

2023

Some of the most important and fragile things in life, babies & bread. Gotta protect what counts people!

2022

Well played old-timer. Not sure your pair of tits will be as pumped to see that shirt as I am, but I’d love to be there when she does!

2018

Yaaaaa, I don’t suspect there is a long list of people who even want to know what happens in your barn.

2021

Boobies and butts. Life’s Ying & Yang I always say….I’m lying, I’ve never said that. Nor will I probably ever say it again. Don’t raise daughters that end up showing their goods at a Walmart. That’s a life goal to hold onto.

2019

Just a quick reminder there is an election going on and this is something that actually exists and is relevant. For the President of the United States of America! Think about how sad that is.

2020

Walmart’s new greeter will say hello and give you your safe-word.

2017

Glad to see I’m not the only one totally jazzed up for fall. Me and my man, pumpkin spiced errrythang!

2015

That’s my type of old man right there. If Walmart was smart they’d hire him to be a greeter on the spot. He seems like the type of dude that would make your day from a simple exchange of how-do-you-do’s.

2011

That shirt is either a tad long or that dress is extremely short. Either way your bottom biscuits are peaking out.

2013

Relax mode initiated. This dude is on a level of comfort you can’t even dream about.

2012

Can’t tell if this chick is in a 90’s workout class or a 2016 music video. That’s where we’re at now people. Thanks millennials.

2010

I don’t know where to go with this. Every time I start in on one thing my eye catches another weird ass thing. Sometimes I think you need to just step back and enjoy the whole painting.

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
October 22, 2016 10:25 am

Surprised Walmart hasnt opened their own in-store tattoo parlor.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
October 22, 2016 2:42 pm

Is that Sinead O’Conner in the last picture?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  IndenturedServant
October 22, 2016 2:54 pm

Dude, Andy Warhol warned us that in the future we could only drop a celebrity name for 15 minutes before nobody knows who the fuck you just mentioned.