THE DAY THAT SYMBOLIZES ‘MURICA IS HERE

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James
James
November 24, 2016 9:55 pm

Eh,do you really need anything?The answer is yes ,well,you have the net obviously if reading this,so,grab a beer/cup of joe/what have you and see if anything you really need really a deal on net.I will say Palmetto State Armory and Slickguns has some deals but nothing you do not see year round,but hey,why not get your self a nice gift while you can?Still waiting for that better price on a Vortex Diamondback.

Happy Black Fiday to all here!

Gator
Gator
November 24, 2016 10:10 pm

I just had to go into fucking walmart a few hours ago. Apparently they start ‘black friday’ on thursday night now. All I needed was a fucking plunger. We just moved, no idea where the thing would up, but the house has some sewage issues the inspector apparently missed, so I needed a goddamn plunger. The place is packed to the max, no where to park. I go in, there there are pallets of what I assume are electronics, and there are people lining each aisle standing in circles around the pallets with their hands on the items under the shrink wrap. Hundreds of people, over a thousand Id guess. It was fucking nuts. There were cops everywhere, too. They had already had a fight of some type. It was a nightmare. It only took me about 10 minutes in there to navigate through all the fucktards, but it probably took 6 months off my life by jacking up my blood pressure to the max. I HATE crowds, and this is especially bad since apparently there are millions of people I share this country with who will attack a stranger to save $5 on a bluray player. And, since Id had 2 beers by that point, had to leave my pistol at home in the safe.

James
James
  Gator
November 24, 2016 10:20 pm

Gator,you made the right choice about firearm given you had a couple of beers,that said,given the crowds would not go in there stone sober with BFR and a sidearm!My guess is you will also perhaps need a snake and locate access plumbing points,just wait till the insanity ends.I swear,have attended many open seating concerts with folks drunk/stoned ect. and never saw the insanity you see in these videos.I really understand to a degree why Romero had a mall as main setting for Dawn Of The Dead!

Gator
Gator
  James
November 24, 2016 11:55 pm

Ha, I had no idea that shit was going on. I assumed since its called ‘black friday’ it would begin on….friday. I pulled into the parking lot and my jaw dropped. I went in there, figuring since Id driven up there I might as well see how long the lines are at checkout, and there was hardly anyone in line. Everyone was standing in the aisles with their hands on the pallets of electronics from china that they don’t need. I asked one of the cashiers how long I had to grab something I needed and get out before that clownshow began, and she said i had 15 minutes. Apparently they wheel everything out and get it in place early, but the ‘black friday’ deals started at 6, and it was about 545. So I at least didn’t have to deal with all the scrambling. Got out of there just in time, and learned an important lesson.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
  Gator
November 25, 2016 4:56 am

I’d have just dug a pit toilet out in the yard for the family until it was safe(r) to go out in public again.

Vodka
Vodka
  Gator
November 24, 2016 11:40 pm

Plumbers refer to Black Friday as Brown Friday. It’s their busiest day because of all the use drains get on Thanksgiving.

Some people shop on Black Friday for “sport”. They deserve any injuries they get. Jesus wept.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  Gator
November 25, 2016 11:31 am

You could have found a plunger at a CVS or Ace hardware. Even many grocery stores have them.

Hoboken411
Hoboken411
November 24, 2016 10:50 pm

I demoralize idiots all the time. Perhaps it’s time to try to understand why this stupid shit happens.

1. The media and big corporations peddle this crap.

2. Most of the things are either “entertaining” or tasty (in the case of the deep fryers these buffoons were stampeding themselves over.)

3. They can live without all of this shit – but HAVE NEVER BEEN SHOWN HOW EASY IT IS TO DO SO.

4. Because living with “nothing new” lowers them in the social pecking order of their stupid circle of friends and neighborhoods – they feel the need for “MOAR” (to consume more to increase perceived personal wealth.)

5. If they kept to themselves and stopped giving a shit what others thought about them and their stupid “belongings” that will be outdated soon enough – they’d realize they’re just pawns in a game.

Bottom line is that hardly anyone self-reflects nor are critical societal thinkers. Period.

GIMME MY STUFF BITCHES!

Hoboken411
Hoboken411
November 24, 2016 10:54 pm

I forgot to add that “reading books” and educating themselves is grounds for murder.

I remember a “smart” black kid in my school system decades ago who was pulverized because he had brains.

That mentality has spread pretty far – especially in the inner-city school systems.

Jason Calley
Jason Calley
  Hoboken411
November 25, 2016 3:08 pm

Hey Hoboken! “I remember a “smart” black kid in my school system decades ago who was pulverized because he had brains. ”

Back in the late 1960s I went to a high school in Indiana. It was about 50% white, 50% black, and I saw the same thing with smart black friends of mine. The smart black kids were always getting threats from the other black students. “Whaz that you got? Algebra? You got a algebra book? You tryin to be white! Who you think you are? You think you better than me cause you gotta algebra book?!”

For any of you innocents out there who never have seen this sort of thing, yes, it happens. I saw it with my own eyes, saw it happen to my friends, saw it multiple times. The truth is, trashy people do not admire honorable people. Thieves do not admire industrious people. Liars do not admire people who tell the truth. Stupid people do not admire smart people.

Smoke Jensen
Smoke Jensen
November 25, 2016 12:00 am

Animals. All of ’em. I absolutely refuse to be apart of that shit show.
There’s nothing I need that would warrant that type zombie-esque behavior. What’s been captured here is the same mob like stampede you’ll see in the grocery stores and business when the EBT system finally runs out of other peoples money.

Old Guy
Old Guy
November 25, 2016 4:33 am

I just realized I don’t have enough ammo.

James
James
  Old Guy
November 25, 2016 9:49 am

OLD GUY,you saw the ceiling of your safe/lock closet?Yep,you see the ceiling,you do not have enuff ammo!Really,when have you heard someone say,”You know what,I have too much ammo”!

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
November 25, 2016 5:26 am

Keep in mind that ALL of the people in those vids and tens of thousands more WILL die when the real meltdown arrives. Just imagine if all those feral savages got to the register and found that their welfare cards had been turned off or the Automated Clearing House system was turned off. Look how they act when they are still expecting to get back home with their loot. When the day comes that they no longer expect or care about getting home, it’s going to get sporty. That’s why you’re prepping….to avoid that weeks to months long period of chaos.

Stucky
Stucky
November 25, 2016 7:16 am

My black Jehovah Witness buddy is coming over today at noon for some Bible brainwashing.

That there is my Black Friday.

James
James
  Stucky
November 25, 2016 9:53 am

Stucky,seriously,you can bolt to the mall now!You still have time and then can call your friend and explain what happened,a quick hit on the local news and he will understand!Man,this qialifies as definition of “Rock and a hard place”/Auribus Tenere Lupum” ect.!

Card802
Card802
November 25, 2016 7:22 am

It used to be when I came into work at 6:15 am on black friday, cars would be lined up on the shoulder of the highway because the off ramps were jammed with cars.

This morning the shoulder was just as clear as the off ramps. Maybe everybody is internet shopping at home this year.

Or maybe the snowflakes are still distraught over Trumps victory and just not ready to face the world. They finally finished counting Michigan, Trump!

This is a new program to help the millennial pussies.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
November 25, 2016 9:38 am

it’s cheaper than going to Pamplona.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 25, 2016 11:12 am

For your own safety, if you’re not Black don’t go to Black events.